Tlc:whats Going To Happen Between Minerva & Arty

Minerva_Paradizo · Post by **Minerva_Paradizo** » Fri 10th Nov 2006

so sorry people you must hate me i am smart i was just babling. what about the fact that minerva is only using artemis she wants a nobel prize! plus wont the magic artemis has turn him into a farie! so he and holly can be togeather! sorry about all the spelling mistakes. plz forgive me! also remember all blondes are dumb even minerva. none of you made me feel weclome when i joined so im really upset with you!

The III Prodigy · Post by **The III Prodigy** » Sat 11th Nov 2006

True. But you must remember that somewhere in book one, it mentions that even some Mud Men can have enough power to do the mesmer (maybe referring to hypnotism). So maybe with the power aquired, Artemis has enough power to perform the mesmer, and to heal a few wounds. Doesn't neccessarily mean he's a fairy, since not all fairies have magic (centaurs). And I highly doubt his age will stretch, and it will stop his height from growing.

^I thought you were being a bit racist on that comment on: also remember all blondes are dumb even minerva. :unsure:

Artemis_Fowl_Lover93 · Post by **Artemis_Fowl_Lover93** » Sat 11th Nov 2006

also remember all blondes are dumb even minerva.

That is so not true.

We just have more mental blanks...

Minerva_Paradizo · Post by **Minerva_Paradizo** » Sat 11th Nov 2006

sorry i ment all blonde brained people! like me! im not atually blonde im brunette

do you no what colour hair artemis has i keep fogetting...

The III Prodigy · Post by **The III Prodigy** » Sat 11th Nov 2006

How does that relate to Minerva?

Artemis has raven hair.

The III Prodigy · Post by **The III Prodigy** » Sat 11th Nov 2006

^And isn't that just like saying blondes are dumb in a different way? Like saying they have dumb brains since lots of times being blonde is like referring to a dumb person?

Minerva_Paradizo · Post by **Minerva_Paradizo** » Sun 12th Nov 2006

sorry forgive me i will never say blondes are dumb its my dads fault he says stuff like that

p.s grav ur so smart u should be a psychologist

p.ss had to get my dad to tell me how to spell psychologist...

p.sss maybe i should swallow a dictionary then i might be able to spell..

The III Prodigy · Post by **The III Prodigy** » Tue 21st Nov 2006

Right. I don't get your p.s. thing but...yeah. Okay, back on topic.

I think Eoin Colfer added Minerva to give Artemis a person to fall in love with. I mean, sorry but I just can't picture Holly with Artemis. She's a metre tall and he's gonna be taller than that. I just can't see it.

It maybe possible that Eoin made Artemis a bit younger than Minerva on purpose, so maybe in the 6th book, he'll travel forward in time or something...that we'll have to wait and see.

We may also be able to see who Artemis is likely to fall for, if he's like his dad. Angeline Fowl says that it's the old man she fell in love with, before the Fowl Empire took over. So if it follows that plotline, then maybe Artemis will be good etc. then Minerva falls for him. After that in the business dealings, he has to make some tough decisions, and Minerva misunderstands him (this happens when they are abit older of course). Then he explains etc. and everything is settled, like the way Angeline Fowl explained to Artemis when Artemis Fowl I told her that the Fowls were going straight.

So the plotline similarities could go like this:
1. Artemis Fowl I is a good guy. Angeline falls for him.
2. The Fowl Empire takes over. Artemis Senior works and doesn't have time for family.
3. Artemis Senior returns from Russia.
4. Artemis Senior explains that he made a mistake.

1. Artemis Fowl II is a good guy. Minerva falls for him.
2. In some tough business dealings, Artemis has to make some difficult choices, and Minerva misunderstands him.
3. Artemis Junior returns from the trouble he's gotten into.
4. Artemis Junior explains that Minerva misunderstood him.

That's obviously when they get older. But who knows? Eoin surprises us everytime.

untarnishedsoul · Post by **untarnishedsoul** » Thu 23rd Nov 2006

You ABSOLUTELY cannot fall in love with a person in a day. maybe you guys believe in love at first sight but not me.
she gone from hating him to loving him in like a ?!?
and besides, Artemis hasn't said anything yet.
AND, artemis isn't very tall either actually.

i predict he's going to have a stunted growth from the time tunnel.

Artemis fowl and minerva CANNOT BE TOGETHER! -_-" i thought it was a natural thing.

i mean, h0lly and him has been through SO MUCH

i i think the three years is the missing part, that's why. as in, he would be declared missing.

1) Root is gone, so let it be. you cna't revive the dead. well. Artemis did, but that was a different matter.

The III Prodigy · Post by **The III Prodigy** » Thu 23rd Nov 2006

Okay... :unsure:

Post by **BlackOpal** » Thu 23rd Nov 2006

untarnishedsoul wrote: You ABSOLUTELY cannot fall in love with a person in a day. maybe you guys believe in love at first sight but not me.
she gone from hating him to loving him in like a ?!?
and besides, Artemis hasn't said anything yet.
AND, artemis isn't very tall either actually.

i predict he's going to have a stunted growth from the time tunnel.

Artemis fowl and minerva CANNOT BE TOGETHER! -_-" i thought it was a natural thing.

i mean, h0lly and him has been through SO MUCH

i i think the three years is the missing part, that's why. as in, he would be declared missing.

1) Root is gone, so let it be. you cna't revive the dead. well. Artemis did, but that was a different matter.

Yeah, I don't believe in love at first sight either. I do believe in lust at first sight. Notice how "love" at first sight only happens when two people are very attractive.

Minerva Paradizo · Post by **Minerva Paradizo** » Thu 23rd Nov 2006

Yeah, I agree. Lust but not love happens at first sight. I don't believe in that garbage.

Minerva_Paradizo · Post by **Minerva_Paradizo** » Thu 23rd Nov 2006

Minerva Paradizo wrote: Yeah, I agree. Lust but not love happens at first sight. I don't believe in that garbage.

yeah you should love some one for everthing as well as looks! this place is great cuz i'm ugly and i can show who i am with out you judging me by ma looks!

Minerva Paradizo · Post by **Minerva Paradizo** » Fri 24th Nov 2006

Off topic, but I'm sure you're not ugly.

Minerva_Paradizo · Post by **Minerva_Paradizo** » Mon 27th Nov 2006

Minerva Paradizo wrote: Off topic, but I'm sure you're not ugly.

i'm sure i am

p.s you are really good at writting i have read some of your other stuff on the site and think you should be a writter!

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