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by Minerva Paradizo » Fri 17th Nov 2006
"How does one describe Artemis Fowl?"
Well, it's difficult.
He's neither one thing nor another. It is impossible to accurately pinpoint the exact colors of Artemis Fowl II's nature. However, one thing is for certain: He is a genius.
Artemis is neither extremely kind nor extremely cruel, he is an eclectic blend of each. His kindest actions border on saintly, and his harsher crimes border sadistic. He has an even tempered personality, preferring to devise plots to wage psychological warfare on his enemies. And as of all known accounts, he has never uttered a swear word.
Fowl likes to live in luxury-this is a given, considering his extremely wealthy status. He has even stated that he prefers suits over blue-jeans and T-shirts any day in The Opal Deception.
Artemis Fowl is also extremely cultured. When going to the opera, it is said that he can direct the score "note by note." His interest in architecture and art betray this, as well as his fondness for expensive Irish spring water and his lack of fondness for dessert.
All in all, Artemis Fowl is an enigma. One that even the great centaur Foaly cannot accurately describe.
And yes, he's hot.
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