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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by Battery » Fri 25th Jun 2010

I was sitting here on the forum on my phone, listening to music on my iPod. A really sad song came on my iPod, and it started making me all depressed like it always does. And my phone, apparently, was dying, because right at that moment, it put up this message that said "Battery is getting lower". XD

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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by KierisaNOT12 » Fri 25th Jun 2010

When we made a train at the pool. my younger bro was holding onto my oldr bro's back and I was holding onto HIS back. Anyway, older bro kept going under water and he thought we were going to, but we could both breath. So younger bro was like "I can hold my breath longer, keep goign" older bro was lke "oh, uhm, okaay" younger bro was tyring to "drown" him, it was hilarious XD
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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by JLHxXxX » Sat 26th Jun 2010

E: What if the cars were silent?
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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by Battery » Sat 26th Jun 2010

A picture of Dom and Billeh... Somebody tried to get Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan to autograph this picture somebody who likes hobbit slash drew… their faces! XD
Dom looks like a fish and Billy's going "W...T...F..." :lol:

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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by Duck With No Name » Sat 26th Jun 2010

There was a baby on the underground and it was doing unspeakable things! XD I swear the baby wasn't even 1! XD But if you really want to know... The baby picked its nose... and then put its finger in its mouth... 0_o and then it screwed its chubby little finger into its ear... and then it put that finger into its mouth again... 0_o... it was a very chubby baby too...

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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by Battery » Tue 29th Jun 2010

I think this works better as a script…
Me: *looking up at ceiling* Aw, what a tiny spaider...
Spaider: *is spaider*
Me: I hope it won't fall on me… nah, the little ones usually keep a good grip.
Spaider: *continues to be spaider*
Me: It'd be funny if somebody was scared of it… keheh
Spaider: *is, without fail, spaider*
Me: Well, even if it does fall, it won't fall on me. It's waaay over dare...
Spaider: *sprints 5 feet across the ceiling, falls on me*
Me: $#!+!! *spaz*

Stupid mindreading spider!! XD

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Post by cookieninja » Tue 29th Jun 2010

That Spaider failed at still being a Spaider.

*sigh* I guess Brotherhood counts if I watched it at 1 in the morning :D
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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by carino » Thu 1st Jul 2010

2 things:

1, I got this incredibly squeetastic comment from an LJ friend. It was hilarious and filled with hearts and :D's.

2, I watched Echoes, one of my favorite episodes of Dollhouse, including trampoline!Adelle, drawers of inappropriate starches, incomprehensible lentils, Mr. Dominic that would never consciously try to have fun, and general hilarity. XD

I had a good laugh today. :)
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Post by hitsugayatoushiro » Fri 2nd Jul 2010

All the teachers have ID badges in our school, comes with their pic and name etc...
I was sitting in maths, bored as ever and not paying attention (can't blame me, I hate geometric reasoning) when I saw Mr.Us badge. He had worn a white shirt the day it got taken along with a black tie....only the background is white and his shirts camoflaged. The pic looks like it's a floatin head wearing a tie. I couldn't stop laughing. Then we found the tomatoe....eugh
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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by Battery » Fri 2nd Jul 2010

I watched a recorded episode of Whose Line is it Anyway? in which Ryan hit his head against a neon light and broke it XD
(It's an improv show, for those who don't know, so it wasn't on purpose)

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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by Duck With No Name » Fri 2nd Jul 2010

Lots of things made me laugh on my geography trip- me keeping my friend up all night, my friend then sitting on me to shut me up XD , me getting a ridiculous tan mark from my watch, my friend sleeping on the coach with her mouth and eyes open... :? There were lots of funny moments! ^_^
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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by Battery » Sun 11th Jul 2010

I know I must be incredibly tired, because I'm acting like a kid XD
I laughed at the most idiotic things while watching LotR, such as lines like "hit me, Sam! Hit me!"

Ahhh this is what happens when I stay up too long...

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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by Duck With No Name » Sun 11th Jul 2010

1. When my friend tickled me.
2. When my friend's cat sat on her little sister's friend's shoes.
3. When my friend decided to go to the baby pool because it was "nicer" there than the big pool! XD
4. When I squished my merangue badly! :lol: I had it all over my hands!
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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by Battery » Mon 26th Jul 2010

My dad and I were making fun of LotR. XD
And then I watched an episode or two of Lost and laughed at one of the flashbacks where Charlie's selling a copier

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Re: Laughter Lengthens the Life

Post by A Passing Bookworm » Mon 26th Jul 2010

The fact that my classmate's name is Danny, the same name as my sister's mouse.

Teacher: Danny?
Classmate: (walks up)
Me: ...Danny's the name of the mouse...
My friend: (laughs)
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