What made you laugh today?

[AFrules12]

A swimming gala again.
I think we all spent more energy laughing than racing. But everyone got PB's so we were all happy. And we were talking to our old "hamster" coach again. I had forgotten how nice he is. But then I guess he isn't the one giving us hard sets anymore.
Galas are always fun.

[LEPreconGirl]

Well I almost died laughing when my male friends said they were walking hurdles and one calmly walks straight into all of them, knocking every single one over.

In a class we were talking about slavery and people kept mispronouncing 'racial hatred' as 'Rachel hatred' so everyone now apparently hates the girl named Rachel in that class

[Battery]

Jm, the guy two chairs below me in combined symph band, has this pencil case that looks like this
And then when you peel it, it looks like this

And we were really laughing more at the fact that there's a cat in there than anything else And N, the guy the chair above me, eventually just grabbed it and bit it. Which was one of those things that you have no idea why it was funny, but it was.

[LEPreconGirl]

Listening to Ev and Ei going on about using elephants as instruments. Cutting trunks and hitting with sticks... o.0 All because I said the trumpets sounded like tortured elephants. (Our trumpets aren't very good, but I do respect the ones who can play well)

[AFrules12]

There was this man after training, and his swimming trunks had a flame design. So P said, "that man's butt's on fire!" Then he turned around and we realised he was our coach. We ran behind the wall laughing our heads off. I bet we have life ignorement now. Not that he ever noticed us before. I just couldn't stop laughing for ages.

[Skyswallow]

I learn German at school, and recently did a writing test. Apparently, I wrote (in German) 'Vegetables make me patient.'!!! Me and my friends were laughing all the way along the corridor, and then we saw my music teacher (my friend always laughs when she sees him) and we laughed even harder! I'm laughing even thinking about it! *wipes tear of laughter away*

[Amber Root]

I was in Walmart getting my cheese platter today with my mom. We were walking down the aisle and we saw this little boy who looked to be around the age of seven. He was carrying one of those beer holder things and we were just staring at him. Suddenly his dad came running up to him saying, "I said get the juice bags, not the beer!"

The little boy had to go put it back and it was so heavy it was making him walk lop sided. He almost dropped it like 5 times.

As me and my mom were walking away from the seen my mom said to me, "a seven year old carrying beer should be illegal."

I replied. "Derp," while I tried to do a troll face. "I didn't switch Le drinks"

My mom knows a lot of the memes so she started to laugh hard.

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And that was how my mom laughed. I thought the story would make you laugh as well. :3

[JLHxXxX]

I know this is really bad, but a hate comment on FB said that "homosexuals/f**s should go to their island way away from here and share their aids alone."

So now there's either a gay AIDS, or only gay couples get AIDS... this made my day. Sorry.

[Amber Root]

Fowly and I on a doc:

Me: My doggie has a bobo on his butt.

Fowly: … bobo. OH. Bahahahahahaha~

Me: x3 Bobo is now a bobo om Dude. :3 This font looks nice. (I was writting in a pretty font.)

Sara if you're reading this, I know you're laughing. >:3

[world is quiet here]

Sorry, I had to post this here.
I was listening to Three Little Birds on YouTube by Bob Marley, and someone commented this:
1,337 Jamaicans read the dislike bar as ( DIS-I-LIKE)

[Amber Root]

Sea asked who Sara was and I answered. But I typed Sara's name wrong. Take a look.

[bentj96]

^ Remember what Kitty said about the word "baba"? In Croatia, it means old hag or grandmother.

-Dark Star

[BoboParadizo]

Fowly and I on a doc:

Me: My doggie has a bobo on his butt.

Fowly: … bobo. OH. Bahahahahahaha~

Me: x3 Bobo is now a bobo om Dude. :3 This font looks nice. (I was writting in a pretty font.)

Sara if you're reading this, I know you're laughing. >:3

Sea asked who Sara was and I answered. But I typed Sara's name wrong. Take a look.

^ Remember what Kitty said about the word "baba"? In Croatia, it means old hag or grandmother.

-Dark Star

Haha, thanks, guys, that made my day.

[JLHxXxX]

Friend: So about that essay...
Me: What? Oh. Right, essay.
Friend: You haven't done it yet?
Me: No, I'm focusing on waking up in the morning.
Friend: Wouldn't that give you more time?
Me: It would if I didn't smack my alarm clock and then unplug it.
Friend: Oh, good point.

[Immortal]

Re-reading some epic stories that a couple of FGers here wrote (including me)