Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by iwuvarty » Thu 1st Oct 2009

Don't trust your heart or your mind. Trust only God.
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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by Father1005 » Thu 1st Oct 2009

Look, when you fall down the stairs, I laugh. When I fall down the stairs, you better not laugh. Or next time, I'm bringing you down with me.

Ah... how that one got some laughs.
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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by Visorak16 » Thu 1st Oct 2009

And eye, for an eye, may leave the whole world blind, but sometimes it's better than only eye pokers left to see. You had better be sure it's really an eye problem.
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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by KierisaNOT12 » Thu 1st Oct 2009

Father1005 wrote:
Look, when you fall down the stairs, I laugh. When I fall down the stairs, you better not laugh. Or next time, I'm bringing you down with me.

Ah... how that one got some laughs.



...? Is that what your like in real life, Father?



How do you guess come up with pithy sayings? :P
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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by Father1005 » Thu 1st Oct 2009

Kierisa12 wrote:
Father1005 wrote:
Look, when you fall down the stairs, I laugh. When I fall down the stairs, you better not laugh. Or next time, I'm bringing you down with me.

Ah... how that one got some laughs.



...? Is that what your like in real life, Father?



How do you guess come up with pithy sayings? :P


Not really. I just like making up funny sayings...

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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by Visorak16 » Thu 1st Oct 2009

The wisest among fools is he who realizes he is a fool. Likewise, the wisest among the wise, is he who realizes he is a fool, albeit a fool who seeks wisdom and knows where it is found.
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Post by JLHxXxX » Thu 1st Oct 2009

Always respect the evil, because the evil need kindness.

I said that one when my friend was calling my ex evil :P
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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by iwuvarty » Fri 2nd Oct 2009

Lol! XD

If you see someone huddled in the corner banned by everyone else, go to him. One friend can change a whole life.
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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by Visorak16 » Fri 2nd Oct 2009

Man: What someone needs and what someone deserves are different.
Boy: But if everyone got what they deserved, everyone would be dead.
Man: Eventually, yes.
Boy: So, how do we know what to do?
Man: That is a complicated question. Such question's often have complicated answers. It's a good thing we have an answer key.
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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by iwuvarty » Fri 2nd Oct 2009

girl: I'm normal
What is the meaning of normal than?
girl: ...
How could you be normal if you do not know the meaning of it?
girl: Everything I do is normal
Not exactly true. Nobody is normal because normal doesn't exist in human beings.

~christine~

that girl is my friend. Annoying! XD And thats why she fit right into my group. lol
And that girl really says: Everything _______ does is normal. __________=her name
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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by Visorak16 » Fri 2nd Oct 2009

There is more salt water than fresh water on the earth. Why? Because it takes only a little salt to turn fresh water into salt water.
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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by iwuvarty » Fri 2nd Oct 2009

That is true!

So how many licks does it take for a whole lollipop?
Me: I don't eat lollipops


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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by Visorak16 » Fri 2nd Oct 2009

Boy: What is the best way to win a woman's heart?
Man: That is a loaded question. You assume a woman's heart can be won.
Boy: But haven't many men won the hearts of women in times past?
Man: Only because the women let them win their hearts. A woman's heart can be won, but it is the woman who decides who wins.
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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by KierisaNOT12 » Fri 2nd Oct 2009

^ I dunno, being something worth winning sounds sweet xD
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Re: Share Your Own Pithy Sayings

Post by iwuvarty » Fri 2nd Oct 2009

Boy: How do you win a woman's heart?
Man: (what Vis said)
Woman: *slap We females are not prizes
Read my pathetic stories I wrote on -----
https://www.fanfiction.net/~thescarletibis

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