Who should play Mulch?
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!
i hope they'll add the beard and hair! i imagined him more like this:
http://elitehp.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/hagrid.jpg
except much smaller (obviously)
http://elitehp.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/hagrid.jpg
except much smaller (obviously)


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Re: Jason Earles as Mulch Diggums?
no.
just no.
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Re: Jason Earles as Mulch Diggums?
Uhhhh... no. Not at all. Mulch is dirty and gross... and older. I don't thing JE fits very well.

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Re: Jason Earles as Mulch Diggums?
I just can't imagine Jason Earles, Hannah Montana's acting brother as Mulch...
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!
That is a perfect Mulch, but he would need a lot of hair. But the dwarf from The Lord of the Rings Movie would be good to.
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!
OMGOMGOMG!!! perfect Mulch!! You just need to give him a little hair.... or alot. A WHOLE LOTTA HAIR.
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!
That is definately Mulch! Wow
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!
My first thought for mulch was Danny DeVito. I think Verne Troyer is a bit obvious.
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!
Hmm... I thought mulch needs to be round and hairy and short...

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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!
That's just creepy . . . I mean, that's like EXACTLY how I pictured him, only with more hair. And dirt. And "gnome-y" (lol) clothes 
But, he can't have hair like Hagrid because it's ALIIIIIVE. It moves. If you read them again, it's like his beard hair is aliiiive. Again, but used for a different purpose: creepy.

But, he can't have hair like Hagrid because it's ALIIIIIVE. It moves. If you read them again, it's like his beard hair is aliiiive. Again, but used for a different purpose: creepy.
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Who should play Mulch?
To play Mulch, you've basically got to be ugly, hairy and short. I doubt any actor would like to basically call themselves that by auditioning, lol. But who do you think is perfect for the role?
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Re: Who should play Mulch?
I think it should be anime.
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Re: Who should play Mulch?
absolutely no idea!
errr... whoever played the goblins in the bank for harry potter would be good
errr... whoever played the goblins in the bank for harry potter would be good

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Re: Who should play Mulch?
if it will be, then it would make most things alot easier.world is quiet here wrote:I think it should be anime.
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Re: Who should play Mulch?
Hello all! 
Just a quick note to say that this topic is the biggest topic on who should play Mulch Diggums, but there were a few little side-suggestions and mini topics. In an effort to keep everything in one place for the movie's release, I have merged a bunch of these topics into this one.
This thread will be our official, Mulch Diggums - Dream Cast thread, where we can discuss who would play Mulch in our ideal worlds. Have fun!

Just a quick note to say that this topic is the biggest topic on who should play Mulch Diggums, but there were a few little side-suggestions and mini topics. In an effort to keep everything in one place for the movie's release, I have merged a bunch of these topics into this one.
This thread will be our official, Mulch Diggums - Dream Cast thread, where we can discuss who would play Mulch in our ideal worlds. Have fun!




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