The PERFECT Mulch!

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The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by The redeem3r » Sun 30th Mar 2008

The PERFECT Mulch! Just add the cloth, hair, and dirt. this is him.
Verne Troyer
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by Pampered.Pixie » Sun 30th Mar 2008

Oh My Gosh! Fur him up a bit, or a lot and he'd be perfect!!!!! :D
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Post by Meova » Mon 31st Mar 2008

Isn't that Mini-me, from Austin Powers? He is so perfect! :D
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Post by The redeem3r » Wed 2nd Apr 2008

Yea, that IS mini-me. :D
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Post by Cath » Thu 10th Apr 2008

OMG, he's just PERFECT!! Is he an actor? Can anybody phone him and ask him if he wants to play Mulch? ...who is he anyway? :P

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Post by pollylittlethehunter » Sun 13th Apr 2008

He would be a good mulch. I haven't seen any actor before who would fit the character of Mulch but this is pretty much Mulch Diggums.
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by HollyShort9 » Thu 17th Apr 2008

Cath, he IS an actor. He plays Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies. (Yes, I have seen them. My family has one on DVD.)

He would so be perfect! Just add hair, dirt, and more of gnome-y type of clothes and he'd be perfect :D
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Post by GoMulchGo » Fri 18th Apr 2008

1. Mulch isn't a gnome, he's a dwarf.
2.He could work, but we would need a voice changer. I also imagined that Mulch would have a deeper voice than Verne.
3. He isn't just in Austin Powers, I also saw him in a car commercial.
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by HollyShort9 » Mon 21st Apr 2008

GoMulchGo wrote:1. Mulch isn't a gnome, he's a dwarf.
3. He isn't just in Austin Powers, I also saw him in a car commercial.


Oops at 1. and at 3. I didn't see the car commercial.

Why is it that every time I talk about Mulch, I always say "gnome" instead of "dwarf" >.>
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Post by Meova » Mon 28th Apr 2008

Probably because you play RuneScape way too much, they have Gnomes there :P
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Post by Captain Short 711 » Sun 7th Sep 2008

i hope they'll add the beard and hair! i imagined him more like this:

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Post by Artemis Lore » Sat 2nd May 2009

That is a perfect Mulch, but he would need a lot of hair. But the dwarf from The Lord of the Rings Movie would be good to.
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by Miasaki-chan » Wed 15th Jul 2009

OMGOMGOMG!!! perfect Mulch!! You just need to give him a little hair.... or alot. A WHOLE LOTTA HAIR.
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Post by iwuvarty » Sat 25th Jul 2009

That is definately Mulch! Wow
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by p5ychic » Mon 27th Jul 2009

My first thought for mulch was Danny DeVito. I think Verne Troyer is a bit obvious.

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