Who should play Mulch?

Which actors would you like to cast? What do you want to see? What would you do if you were the director?
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by Captain Short 711 » Sun 7th Sep 2008

i hope they'll add the beard and hair! i imagined him more like this:

http://elitehp.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/hagrid.jpg

except much smaller (obviously)
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Re: Jason Earles as Mulch Diggums?

Post by trollsrock42 » Mon 13th Oct 2008

no.

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Re: Jason Earles as Mulch Diggums?

Post by greeneyedgenius247 » Sun 16th Nov 2008

Uhhhh... no. Not at all. Mulch is dirty and gross... and older. I don't thing JE fits very well.
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Re: Jason Earles as Mulch Diggums?

Post by Miasaki-chan » Sun 1st Feb 2009

I just can't imagine Jason Earles, Hannah Montana's acting brother as Mulch...
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by Artemis Lore » Sat 2nd May 2009

That is a perfect Mulch, but he would need a lot of hair. But the dwarf from The Lord of the Rings Movie would be good to.
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by Miasaki-chan » Wed 15th Jul 2009

OMGOMGOMG!!! perfect Mulch!! You just need to give him a little hair.... or alot. A WHOLE LOTTA HAIR.
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by iwuvarty » Sat 25th Jul 2009

That is definately Mulch! Wow
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by p5ychic » Mon 27th Jul 2009

My first thought for mulch was Danny DeVito. I think Verne Troyer is a bit obvious.

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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by AcornNight » Fri 7th Aug 2009

Hmm... I thought mulch needs to be round and hairy and short...
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Re: The PERFECT Mulch!

Post by The Weird Shipper » Tue 11th Aug 2009

That's just creepy . . . I mean, that's like EXACTLY how I pictured him, only with more hair. And dirt. And "gnome-y" (lol) clothes :)

But, he can't have hair like Hagrid because it's ALIIIIIVE. It moves. If you read them again, it's like his beard hair is aliiiive. Again, but used for a different purpose: creepy.
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Who should play Mulch?

Post by lackingimagination » Tue 25th Sep 2012

To play Mulch, you've basically got to be ugly, hairy and short. I doubt any actor would like to basically call themselves that by auditioning, lol. But who do you think is perfect for the role?

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Re: Who should play Mulch?

Post by world is quiet here » Fri 28th Sep 2012

I think it should be anime.

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Re: Who should play Mulch?

Post by artytwin » Thu 18th Oct 2012

absolutely no idea!
errr... whoever played the goblins in the bank for harry potter would be good :razz:
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Re: Who should play Mulch?

Post by Inky Duchess » Wed 7th Nov 2012

world is quiet here wrote:I think it should be anime.
if it will be, then it would make most things alot easier.
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Re: Who should play Mulch?

Post by Cabaline » Fri 8th May 2020

Hello all! :D

Just a quick note to say that this topic is the biggest topic on who should play Mulch Diggums, but there were a few little side-suggestions and mini topics. In an effort to keep everything in one place for the movie's release, I have merged a bunch of these topics into this one.

This thread will be our official, Mulch Diggums - Dream Cast thread, where we can discuss who would play Mulch in our ideal worlds. Have fun! :D
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