What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Anything about the Artemis Fowl books.
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Post by Annsy » Tue 26th Apr 2011

I'd stalk him all day long. Like a ninja. In the shadows 8) - and pray Butler won't notice me.

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Post by theramagic » Wed 27th Apr 2011

I would request his autograph, and discuss my ideas for world domination with him, I mean.. um... pickles?
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Post by Otto » Sat 14th May 2011

I'd tackle hug him.
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Post by Felina » Sun 29th May 2011

I'll kiss him.

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Post by BoboParadizo » Thu 23rd Jun 2011

i'd kidnap him and hold him for random...cuz im broke, you know

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Post by Felina » Sat 25th Jun 2011

^ XD sounds awesome...
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Post by evilgenius » Tue 12th Jul 2011

there's the fangirl reaction OMG!!! you're artemis!!! squeal very loudly hug him kiss him demand his address ,email etc. etc. and then there is my evil plan scroll over ,if you dare... :D


i would walk straight up to butler and say ''hello Domovoi'''and then i would say now you are going to let me talk to artemis ''talk'' *snorts* i'll do much moar than that :lol: :lol: anyway i would say let me talk to artemis or i will tell the world about the fairies existence and i will scream your name right now (in crowded place) Domovoi
so then butler tranqs me and i am kidnapped i will constantly spout facts about the people and demand to talk to arty alone,with no surveillance * chuckles evilly but fangirly* :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
when i am left alone with him,well...... you know what i'd do :)


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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by FowlStar » Tue 12th Jul 2011

I would try not to go nuts. Try and act like a normal person, make him intrigued into finding out more....
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Post by Amber Root » Wed 20th Jul 2011

I would yell at him to date Holly!

Also I one time thought I saw him at Taco Bell, but he's not real. :( But that guy dressed like him, talked like him, same hair, and he was reading one of the AF books! :shock: So then when his phone rang it was....... 'Call Me Artemis Fowl'! Then I was going to yell out 'Darveit' to him, but my mom made me get into the car. I said it to her and she said;

" What does that even mean?"

I said " You will never know what just happend to me!" So she just gave me the crazy look.
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by evilgenius » Tue 26th Jul 2011

wow are you serious about guy at taco bell? it would be cool if arty existed wouldn't it? i know this guy named darvitt so i can't use darvit in life i told him his name is a fictional swear word.
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by yunyun » Wed 10th Aug 2011

i'll go up to him, make sure he's really artemis and not some pretender or someone and then say to him "did you know that there's a book series about you?" and then ask him if he could give me french or biology lessons or something and hopefully be friends (not that i'll get much jokes, it took me forever to get that one in TLC)

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Post by evilgenius » Wed 7th Sep 2011

FowlStar wrote:I would try not to go nuts. Try and act like a normal person, make him intrigued into finding out more....
:D :D :D I can't help it and I am nuts so...

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Post by AFrules12 » Sun 2nd Oct 2011

I would make him eat lollipops, get him to show me Fowl Manor and invite round the whole gang including commanders Root and Vinyaya (i don't care if they're dead he has to bring them back or face the consquences :twisted: :twisted: :evil:) , make him do ALL my homework (which is a lot) and give me an all access card to Fowl Manor and Haven! I can't wait!! :D :D
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Post by Amber Root » Sun 2nd Oct 2011

evilgenius wrote:wow are you serious about guy at taco bell? it would be cool if arty existed wouldn't it? i know this guy named darvitt so i can't use darvit in life i told him his name is a fictional swear word.
Yes, I'm dead serious. I see alot of weird people in my town....


Oh and I would ask him if I could meet Butler. So then when I do I will hug him and never let go. Unless if he tries too shoot me...
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by yunyun » Sat 8th Oct 2011

evilgenius wrote:i know this guy named darvitt so i can't use darvit in life i told him his name is a fictional swear word.

What was his reaction to that?

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