What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by Josephine Fowl » Wed 9th Feb 2011

Hmm, I would rather say: "Getting ideas, aren't we, Artemis Fowl?"
That's actually a "remix" of something he said to Holly (Getting ideas, aren't we, Captain Short). :D
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Post by Opal's_Clone » Tue 15th Feb 2011

And then I would repeatedly ask him,"Where's Holly? I want to meet her! Can you introduce me to Holly please?" And then I would order my rabbit army to capture him and FORCE him to hug me. And I would make sure my hidden security cameras had a good view of it. And then I would set him free, being sure to hide ANY evidence against me. And then I would fly to Ireland in my private jet and pester him. BTW, I own none of this technology. And I don't have a rabbit army, either.
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Post by Jayjay » Sun 6th Mar 2011

Well, I have several different plans for when I meet him. I'll just put one for now.

I would faint, and then when I woke up, and if he was still there, I would ask for an autograph and a photo and a hug and something else unmentionable for youngsters.

I do have weirder ones but they're kind o' private.

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Post by Opal's_Clone » Tue 22nd Mar 2011

Exactly. Mine are private too :D :oops:
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Post by ArtyRocks » Sun 27th Mar 2011

Josephine Fowl wrote:I would be like:
"Oh my gosh! Arty! I love you, Arty! I'm your biggest fan!" Then I would kidnap him, but treat him well, you know like he was my boyfriend, and at last get shot by Butler... That would be awesome! :D
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Post by ArtyRocks » Sun 27th Mar 2011

If i saw Artemis i would probley run over, kiss him, and then faint. Maybe Butler would shoot me to make me unconsious. idk, but i would probley follow him around for about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years, or until Butler stopped me. lol
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Post by ArtyRocks » Sun 27th Mar 2011

Opal's_Clone wrote:And then I would repeatedly ask him,"Where's Holly? I want to meet her! Can you introduce me to Holly please?" And then I would order my rabbit army to capture him and FORCE him to hug me. And I would make sure my hidden security cameras had a good view of it. And then I would set him free, being sure to hide ANY evidence against me. And then I would fly to Ireland in my private jet and pester him. BTW, I own none of this technology. And I don't have a rabbit army, either.
lol, i wish i could do that!!! Can i change my answer? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by artyroxtothecore17m » Sat 2nd Apr 2011

yes please, no problem XD
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by Nerbua » Sat 2nd Apr 2011

Hmmm...... There are many things I would do.... My first would lock him in a closet.... The rest is private, so I cant tell you guys, sorry. :oops:
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by Lala guy » Sun 3rd Apr 2011

do this :microwave: . i hate artemis fowl. the fictional character and the books... also all the other characters. :twisted:
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Post by Bang Your Drum » Sun 3rd Apr 2011

Good pont, lala guy, good point. About him beign a fictional character, but why are you here on this site if you ahte these books?
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Post by Opal's_Clone » Sun 3rd Apr 2011

Exactly. If you don't like Arty, why are you even here?
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Post by domvoia » Tue 5th Apr 2011

if i meet Artemis... hmm.... i would probly walk up to him and ask him if it was really him and if he says yes i would sceam and tell him how much i know about him and my plans for world domination for the fairies :twisted: and see his reaction and then he would kiddnap me and force me to tell him how i know about him and the people then i tell him and hope he likes my plan domintion for the people/fairies if not then run after i hug him and see also if we are related because i have family members from ireland and they were really rich too so then if we are related that must be were my evil ideas come :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: from and then help him in his schems. :lol:
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by ButlerXArtemis » Wed 6th Apr 2011

I'd pick him up and run as far as I could before Butler catches up.

Which probably wouldn't be very far... :(
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by Syringe2 » Wed 20th Apr 2011

If I met Arty I would ask "are you the real Artemis Fowl or a dummy?"
But I'd rather meet a fairy :D
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