What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

[Josephine Fowl]

Hmm, I would rather say: "Getting ideas, aren't we, Artemis Fowl?"
That's actually a "remix" of something he said to Holly (Getting ideas, aren't we, Captain Short).

[Opal's_Clone]

And then I would repeatedly ask him,"Where's Holly? I want to meet her! Can you introduce me to Holly please?" And then I would order my rabbit army to capture him and FORCE him to hug me. And I would make sure my hidden security cameras had a good view of it. And then I would set him free, being sure to hide ANY evidence against me. And then I would fly to Ireland in my private jet and pester him. BTW, I own none of this technology. And I don't have a rabbit army, either.

[Jayjay]

Well, I have several different plans for when I meet him. I'll just put one for now.

I would faint, and then when I woke up, and if he was still there, I would ask for an autograph and a photo and a hug and something else unmentionable for youngsters.

I do have weirder ones but they're kind o' private.

[Opal's_Clone]

Exactly. Mine are private too

[ArtyRocks]

I would be like:
"Oh my gosh! Arty! I love you, Arty! I'm your biggest fan!" Then I would kidnap him, but treat him well, you know like he was my boyfriend, and at last get shot by Butler... That would be awesome!

How on earth is getting shot by Butler awesome?!?

[ArtyRocks]

If i saw Artemis i would probley run over, kiss him, and then faint. Maybe Butler would shoot me to make me unconsious. idk, but i would probley follow him around for about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years, or until Butler stopped me. lol

[ArtyRocks]

And then I would repeatedly ask him,"Where's Holly? I want to meet her! Can you introduce me to Holly please?" And then I would order my rabbit army to capture him and FORCE him to hug me. And I would make sure my hidden security cameras had a good view of it. And then I would set him free, being sure to hide ANY evidence against me. And then I would fly to Ireland in my private jet and pester him. BTW, I own none of this technology. And I don't have a rabbit army, either.

lol, i wish i could do that!!! Can i change my answer? lol

[artyroxtothecore17m]

yes please, no problem

[Nerbua]

Hmmm...... There are many things I would do.... My first would lock him in a closet.... The rest is private, so I cant tell you guys, sorry.

[Lala guy]

do this . i hate artemis fowl. the fictional character and the books... also all the other characters.

[Bang Your Drum]

Good pont, lala guy, good point. About him beign a fictional character, but why are you here on this site if you ahte these books?

[Opal's_Clone]

Exactly. If you don't like Arty, why are you even here?

[domvoia]

if i meet Artemis... hmm.... i would probly walk up to him and ask him if it was really him and if he says yes i would sceam and tell him how much i know about him and my plans for world domination for the fairies and see his reaction and then he would kiddnap me and force me to tell him how i know about him and the people then i tell him and hope he likes my plan domintion for the people/fairies if not then run after i hug him and see also if we are related because i have family members from ireland and they were really rich too so then if we are related that must be were my evil ideas come from and then help him in his schems.

[ButlerXArtemis]

I'd pick him up and run as far as I could before Butler catches up.

Which probably wouldn't be very far...

[Syringe2]

If I met Arty I would ask "are you the real Artemis Fowl or a dummy?"
But I'd rather meet a fairy