What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by FowlStar » Mon 17th Jan 2011

I would engage in typical Fangirly beahavior until Arty asks Butler to dispose of me, then I would win Butler over with my *sarcasm* girlish cutey attitude and kidnap Arty...and


LOCK HIM IN THE BASEMENT!
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by hiholly123 » Mon 17th Jan 2011

...What WOULDN'T I do if I saw Artemis Fowl? That's the real question. XD
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by FowlStar » Mon 17th Jan 2011

Well said Holls. Well said.
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by Battery » Tue 18th Jan 2011

You guys need to think about the bigger picture a bit more! If I saw Artemis Fowl, I would approach him with my plans for world domination and see if he would be interested in helping me to perfect and execute them ;)
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by jsreed5 » Tue 18th Jan 2011

From a supremely realistic point of view...

First off, if Artemis and Butler were real, I doubt that they would look the way I imagine them to look (and they probably wouldn't look like the graphic novel versions of themselves either).
If they were just in a crowd somewhere, the odds are pretty good that I wouldn't even really notice them, and even if I did, I definitely wouldn't recognize them. In fact, even if they did look exactly like how I picture them, I'd think that it was odd how closely they resemble my vision of them, and I wouldn't put two and two together.

However, if I already know that they were real and what they looked like, AND if I know that I was bound to run into them somewhere, then I'd be much more alert to them. And THEN, if I did see them, I'd probably be way too shy to talk to either of them! XD

All of that aside, if I had my way, I'd get him to meet my friends Andrew, Chris, and Ian, and start talking philosophy, religion, science, politics, and math! :D

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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by FowlStar » Wed 19th Jan 2011

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Heheheheh! I've always wanted to to that! It's a joke though. :D :lol: :D But, I agree, I would probably drag Arty off to meet my friends and then I would have locked him in the Basement. :D
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by Artemis' Angel » Sat 22nd Jan 2011

i'd hug him to death before i could do anything else :lol: :lol:
but if you guyz meet him and lock him in the basement, u have to tell me so i can come help!!!!
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by Darth » Tue 25th Jan 2011

I would lure him into an alley, shoot him full of tranquilizer, take him home with me, hog tie him and stick him in my closet, and keep him there until he agrees to be my boyfriend.

Or, ya know, I might just leave him there. >evil laugh< :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by IwishIwasafaerie » Wed 26th Jan 2011

Put him in a burlap sack. Or, if butler's there, scream: "OMG, YOU'RE ARTEMIS FOWL!!!" Then run away so he thinks he needs to catch me so I don't tell people or I have a reason to be scared or something. I would like to be kidnapped/ kidnap Artemis Fowl.
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Post by artyroxtothecore17m » Sat 29th Jan 2011

he he...u know wat i would do??...hmm....firstly if I see artemis fowl...i would go around him just to show off how bootiful I am(im not that pretty)...so that he gets attracted to me...comes bac off me...wants to know who I am...so then i can pull him to my building
and kidnapp him wright there....but if butler comes bac of him..then...i would just smile at artemis..and blush. :D
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by wingedwolf » Sat 29th Jan 2011

*taps chin thoughtfuly* What would I do if I saw our dear litte Arty? If I saw them in a crowd like jsreed5 I would first make sure if they were the real deal if they were I'd approach them and ask "You Artemis Fowl and Domovoi Butler, mmm?" or my fangirly side woud take over and I'd be ike "OMG! It's Artemis Fowl!"
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Post by Opal's_Clone » Thu 3rd Feb 2011

It depends on who was present. like, if my mom was there, my reaction would be very mild. only a little screaming :)
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Post by artyroxtothecore17m » Thu 3rd Feb 2011

nice!...what would you do if your mom wasn't there? :)
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Post by Opal's_Clone » Fri 4th Feb 2011

If nobody i knew was there, i would probably try to hug him :oops: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
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Re: What would u do if u see artemis fowl?!

Post by jsreed5 » Wed 9th Feb 2011

I like Darth's idea, maybe I'd shoot him with a tranquilizer, throw him in a cellar, walk in with mirrored sunglasses, and say in a calm, menacing voice: "See how Holly felt now?" :lol:

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