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Post by CaptainHollyShort » Sun 6th Aug 2006

I think Mulch or Foaly. How about you?
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Post by MichaelM » Sun 6th Aug 2006

I voted for Foaly. He is brilliant because nomatter what the situation, he isnt afraid to knock off a few sarcastic quips :D

One of the best lines in TAI (to me XD ) was Foaly being held hostage by Opal, and he still says "How are the folks?" Hes brilliant :D
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Post by Meril » Sun 6th Aug 2006

Hmmm... hard decision. I say:

- Artemis - his snappy answers and style of being ("bring me some caviar from the kitchen")
- Foaly - his sarcastic answers
- or Pex and Chips ("It's like, I dunno, a short of something...?")

I don't know which one to choose :wacko:
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Post by CaptainHollyShort » Mon 7th Aug 2006

I know at least every character in Artemis Fowl has said one hilarious thing.
History is written in the blood of its people.

What exactly is a French before its fried?

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If I had a sister, I'm sure she'd be inconsolable.

Hey, Mulch, if you listen really hard you can just about make out the sound of nobody giving a hoot.

~Artemis Fowl

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Post by darvit » Mon 7th Aug 2006

CaptainHollyShort wrote:I know at least every character in Artemis Fowl has said one hilarious thing.

That's true.. But I voted for Foaly simply because I think his sarcasm is a perfect mix of sheer genius and plain old comedy. ^_^ You just gotta love that *** [with pun intended]. :P
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Post by sugarnspice » Mon 7th Aug 2006

ahahhaa
so true darvit, so true..


lol, i think the votes kinda speak for themselves to who we think is the funniest....
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Post by CaptainHollyShort » Tue 8th Aug 2006

I also think Pex and Chips are funny because of their stupidity. They're dumb lets face they are the simplest characters.
History is written in the blood of its people.

What exactly is a French before its fried?

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If I had a sister, I'm sure she'd be inconsolable.

Hey, Mulch, if you listen really hard you can just about make out the sound of nobody giving a hoot.

~Artemis Fowl

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Post by Lufgif » Thu 10th Aug 2006

yes, but we hardly ever see them...

mulch ftw.

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Post by MichaelM » Thu 10th Aug 2006

lol - Id never have thought of P&C. XD


The vote results are amazing. Foaly and Mulch get ALL the votes. :o
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Post by billythehick » Sat 12th Aug 2006

i find the jokes in the books to be a little forced. the only oes i remember are the fart gags and i hate those.

so i go for butler. cos he's so hard done by, but he still get's the job done.

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Post by Lufgif » Sat 12th Aug 2006

all you remember are the fart gags? god, go read the books again.

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Post by michelle_f33 » Sun 13th Aug 2006

Foaly, all the way.

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Post by F.A.B » Tue 15th Aug 2006

FOALY!!! I mean guys, who can possibly disagree that sarcasm is the greatest form of wit? :focl:
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Post by CaptainHollyShort » Wed 16th Aug 2006

I 101% agree.
Billythehick- do what I do re-re-re-re-read those books! And without the "forced" jokes wouldn't they be kinda boring?
History is written in the blood of its people.

What exactly is a French before its fried?

~Pendragon



If I had a sister, I'm sure she'd be inconsolable.

Hey, Mulch, if you listen really hard you can just about make out the sound of nobody giving a hoot.

~Artemis Fowl

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Post by fowlek » Wed 16th Aug 2006

i voted artemis i love his snappy answers

and how he talks like a grown up

I think hes really funny when he shows dislike to something
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