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Post by Vinyáya rocks » Wed 11th Apr 2007

So what's your least favourite pairing? I just can't stand Arty/Minerva it's a boring couple. And I also dislike some disgusting slash couples like Arty/Butler and Root/Cudgeon :shock: (I've read about them...X__X)

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Post by root » Sun 15th Apr 2007

i hate mulch/root (well, they do hate each other)
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Post by The III Prodigy » Sun 15th Apr 2007

I hate A/H. Don't sue me. The differences, psychologically AND physically. And I just can't relate to Holly, she's too noble.

And I totally detest and HATE those WEIRD slash pairings. They make me puke...
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Post by dee_sequel » Sun 15th Apr 2007

but then theres the homos would declare to be noticed as equals. its a vicious circle. :evil:

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Post by BlackOpal » Sun 15th Apr 2007

The III Prodigy wrote:I hate A/H. Don't sue me. The differences, psychologically AND physically. And I just can't relate to Holly, she's too noble.

And I totally detest and HATE those WEIRD slash pairings. They make me puke...


I don't understand what the big deal is about slash pairings. To me they are the same as anything else. As long as the characters don't suddenly turn really flamboyant in the story then I don't understand how it is any different.
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Post by Modest-Genius » Mon 16th Apr 2007

Artemis/Holly just doesn't make sense to be honest. She is at least 100 and a different species plus there really is a love hate thing going on there. I know I've said this is another thrad some where else before but it's a lot like apples and oranges they just don't go together.

There is more than friend ship there but not romance, at least not on the part of Holly, Artemis may get a few perverted thoughts of Holly in her Section 8 outfit with all thoes hormones of his. :twisted:
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With a roar, Butler charged the entrence, concentrating all of his considerable might in the triangular point of his shoulder. It was a blow that would have felled a medium sized hippoptamus. And while this door was tested plasma dispersion and moderate phisical resistance, it was ceraintaly not Butler-proof. The metal crumpled like tinfoil
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TheBeastisWatchin wrote:Where are the pics i wanna see! :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :


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M-G; we've all said things several times, in several different threads. :P

Like I've said this before: Fairies and humans can mate, and when Artemis was twenty or so they'd be in the same part in their life cycle. As for the rest, Artemis is a genius, if he wanted to figure something out, he would.
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Post by The III Prodigy » Mon 16th Apr 2007

BlackOpal, I don't like slash pairings coz mostly, they make the characters all outta personality and all. Like Root/Mulch or something. They make Root this total romantic dude and Mulch like...sorry, the thoughts for me are just too much...

Moneyman, yeah, I doubt Colfer would do a weird one. It'd just cause too much criticism.

Modest-Genius, I totally agree. More than friendship, what with their sharing of eyes and all, but not love relationship.

BlackOpal, for me, it's not just the species thing that is different. Their personalities are totally different. Not even mentioning the fact that Holly wouldn't understand Artemis's lectures.

Personally, I reckon that Colfer'll put Arty and Minerva together, since Arty already has one of Holly's eyes and all. And plus, Holly might get with Trouble right? Like Colfer said it was gonna be like that or there might be a slight romance etc.

And the interview where Colfer said that fairies and humans could mate and all, that was a while ago. In the time where TOP and TLC didn't even exist yet. Maybe even before TEC!!! So Colfer was'nt really planning anything there yet. Even if they COULD mate, think how odd it would be!

I don't really know, it could be a personal thing...like I mean, I can't relate to Holly at all...she's just too noble for my liking. And if Arty liked her and all, he might turn good, and then the evil Arty will like, vanish forever...*dramatic music plays lol*
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Post by BlackOpal » Mon 16th Apr 2007

BlackOpal, I don't like slash pairings coz mostly, they make the characters all outta personality and all. Like Root/Mulch or something. They make Root this total romantic dude and Mulch like...sorry, the thoughts for me are just too much...

Yeah, I know what you mean. Some writers can handle slash pairings though. Harry Potter is the best fandom for slash pairings.


I don't really know, it could be a personal thing...like I mean, I can't relate to Holly at all...she's just too noble for my liking. And if Arty liked her and all, he might turn good, and then the evil Arty will like, vanish forever...*dramatic music plays lol*


I doubt that would ever happen. XD I think Holly would just be like Artemis' consience.

And I know that the interview that said that they could mate was a long time ago, but I still think that the fact that they can should be worth something. I'm not saying that because of that Colfer will put them together, I just think that because of that they could go together. In a fanfiction and stuff.

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Post by TheBeastisWatchin » Mon 16th Apr 2007

Wait that never answerd my question!! where are the painting!?!/
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Post by Minerva Paradizo » Mon 16th Apr 2007

I think they mean "parings."

Also, I DETEST slash. With the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. And I simply loathe the pairing A/H. We're learning about inter-species...breeding in biology, and at risk of sounding like a 5-year-old, it's icky.
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Post by The III Prodigy » Tue 17th Apr 2007

MP, finally someone who agrees with me. I mean, I'm not like A/M forever!!! It would be sweet, and if Arty HAD to go with someone, I'd go Minerva all the way.

It IS icky.

BlackOpal, yep, in fan fictions, that'll give hope to others.
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Post by Aphrodite » Wed 18th Apr 2007

Ok so by now people should know that I HATE Minerva!!!!!! Hate hate hate hate!!!!! :evil: A/M is the most horrible pairing ever!!!!!!!

Then there's A/H, of course I don't hate Holly!!!!! But A/H is wrong!!!! Differences in age, species and morals are too big for them to be a good couple. But A/H as just friends is great!!!
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Post by The III Prodigy » Thu 19th Apr 2007

I agree with you that A/H as friends is great. I don't hate Holly either, but I don't like here as well. I mean, I can't relate to her at all...she's too noble. And I still can't figure out how she looks like. I mean, short cropped auburn hair. Coffee-coloured skin. 99cm short--excuse the pun. Pretty. ??? I'm confused!

But I disagree with you that A/M is horrible. Check my previous posts for my reasons. I can't say anything yet coz I don't know WHY you hate A/M or Minerva...
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