What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by Meova » Thu 1st Nov 2007

I think he would stay seated, looking confused. After a while, the idea starts to form in his head that he should try to comfort you. He looks around for a tissue, and hands it too you. It doesn't appear to him that he could maybe pat you on the arm or so. The client keeps crying, and eventually, Artemis walks out, calls his secretary *or whatever it's called* and orders her to stop the client crying, since he can't handle it. *Ouch, so that's how I got my headaches... :P *
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Post by veelagirl » Thu 1st Nov 2007

ahh phooey. artemis, forget the tissues! maybe i'll hide them to give him some incentive...
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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by Meova » Thu 1st Nov 2007

Or you secretly plant the idea of hugging the client *which would be me at that moment :P * to comfort them.
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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by 1hollyfan » Sat 3rd Nov 2007

I...would...die. (If he hugged me. Hopefully I don't have B.O. :razz: )

I think he would do exactly that. Maybe not call the secretary though. Perhaps place his hand on your arm or say something like "Don't cry." Actually, I wouldn't go that far.
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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by Meova » Mon 5th Nov 2007

You'd die too? Lol, I'm not alone :D I think I could even fake crying if I could get Artemis to hug me then :P
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Post by nutrino » Mon 5th Nov 2007

Luckily im a straight guy, so i would hope that that wouldn't happen to me. not that i'd complain if it did because butler might kill me if he got the wrong end of the stick.
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Post by nutrino » Fri 23rd Nov 2007

2 weeks ago was this things 1 year anniversary... i know it's off topic, i just wanted to mention it...
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yes, off topic. bring us back on topic.
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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by TheFoalyGenius » Sat 24th Nov 2007

Well I think wht Artemis would do in your position Minerva Scriptor:

1) He would team up with Foaly through a high-tech communicator and chat loudly in Gnomish (however it's spelt) and freak everyone out in the gym until one of the teachers sent him to the nurse, thus he has escaped from playing that horrible game.

2) Call Butler and ask him to land the helicopter in the middle of the gym and make your exit (and your escape) from playing the game in a more sophisticated style.

3) Oh for goodness sake, just get Mulch to dig you out of the gym.
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Post by veelagirl » Sat 24th Nov 2007

team up with foaly? foaly doesnt WANT to team up. he likes his technology his own, and not stolen by an extremely intelligent human/fairy crossbreed. even if he is a friend.
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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by 1hollyfan » Mon 26th Nov 2007

Or just suplex the teacher with overwhelming terminology.
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Post by luv-artygirl » Mon 26th Nov 2007

Or even just be so smart in that one day that he ends up being promoted five grades more.
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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by 1hollyfan » Mon 26th Nov 2007

I think he's already finished college by now. :wink:
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Post by Meova » Mon 26th Nov 2007

At least 2 studies at the moment :P
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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by nutrino » Tue 27th Nov 2007

He's definitly finshed university by now via the internet and a pyseu... a psyuei... a pyseudononomo... awww, what the hell, a false name!
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