What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by Meova » Mon 22nd Oct 2007

Probably not :P He ísn't so well with handling people :P
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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by Cabaline » Mon 22nd Oct 2007

I just had a funny vision. Artemis dressed in a Co-op uniform, standing at the till making small talk with a customer :D :) :o :lol: :razz: :mrgreen: :focl: :rofl: :jump:
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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by 1hollyfan » Tue 23rd Oct 2007

"May I help you?"
"Yes, where is the bathroom?"
"Can't your puny mind handle that by itself?"
"What?"
"I said-"
"I know what you said! I'm telling the manager!"
"Okay, fine. The bathroom is *begins speaking in Gnommish*"
"Whatever. I'll find it myself."

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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by MMK » Tue 23rd Oct 2007

IH :D

Artemis would get himself fired from a job like that in ten minutes.
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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by 1hollyfan » Tue 23rd Oct 2007

Most likely. He would probably get fired from any job in less than ten minutes. Except something like a bank teller. Actually even that. He's got a dark future ahead of him. :shock:
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Post by Meova » Tue 23rd Oct 2007

Maybe he can work with the fairies, in the LEP or so :P I mean, Holly and Foaly can handle him :P
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Post by Cabaline » Tue 23rd Oct 2007

He probably would'nt get hired. He would insult the interveiwer so much he would be considered too insolent (among other things) to get the job :D
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Post by 1hollyfan » Tue 23rd Oct 2007

Lol, we are sadistic.

I think he would do well in advertising for some reason. He is so witty... :lol:
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Post by Meova » Thu 25th Oct 2007

Couldn't he do well in that program of MTV, Boiling Points? *for people who do not know, in that program people are being irritated, and if they don't "explode" within so many minutes, they get 100 dollars.* I mean, Artemis can be so irritating :P
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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by Cabaline » Sun 28th Oct 2007

Imagine Artemis as a waiter. I would go to the resteraunt and demand that I was served only by Artemis,then I would be the most picky and irritating customer IN THE WORLD just to show him what it is like for other people :D. Actually if I found out Artemis was working in a resteraunt near me I would probably faint :)
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Post by Meova » Sun 28th Oct 2007

Oh, that would be so cool! I'd ask him if he wanted something too, I'm paying then, and then let him order something from the child's menu :P He'd freak out :P
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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by nutrino » Sun 28th Oct 2007

imagine if he went for a job and was turned down because he was too young! Also, imagine him as a pshycathrist( is that how you spell it?)! you'dleave with more problems than you went in with!
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Post by Meova » Mon 29th Oct 2007

You're probably right. *second time we agree! :P * I mean, you go to that to talk, and Artemis would probably yawn and say that his mind is too big for small problems like yours. :P
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Post by 1hollyfan » Mon 29th Oct 2007

"Hi, other phychiatrists say I'm a pathological liar."
"A common affliction. Go to another doctor that has more time on his hands for this trivial matter. Do not come back unless you have a serious mental issue."

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Re: What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?

Post by veelagirl » Wed 31st Oct 2007

aah but it would do some good for artemis to talk to ppl about their probs because if u started crying in front of him wat would he say? (because he isnt so heartless anymore, we've established that) would he know how to comfort you (god i hope so - please?) wat do u think he would do?
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