What Would Artemis Do In Real Life Situations?
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So, today in gym class we were playing eclips ball (a game sort of like tennis which I hate) :angry:
So, I was just sort of sulking around, not even pretending to be interested, and I started wondering what Artemis would do in a normal public school.
In gym I supposed he would do sort of what I do. That being: Standing around, trying to come up for a theory as to why I can never hit the ball, and occasionaly making a sarcastic remark.
What kind of things do you think He would do in your situations?
So, I was just sort of sulking around, not even pretending to be interested, and I started wondering what Artemis would do in a normal public school.
In gym I supposed he would do sort of what I do. That being: Standing around, trying to come up for a theory as to why I can never hit the ball, and occasionaly making a sarcastic remark.
What kind of things do you think He would do in your situations?
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Well...he would kick some series butt in Forensics. (Speech and Drama) Especially in the events I do. Those being Extemporaneous Speaking and Impromptu Speaking. It's funny how they're all limited prep events. *sulks* And soon to be Congress. (debate)
Here ya go:
<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debate' target='_blank'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debate</a>
<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individual_events' target='_blank'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individual_events</a>
<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extemporaneous_Speaking' target='_blank'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extemporaneous_Speaking</a>
<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individual_events#Impromptu_speaking' target='_blank'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individual_ev...romptu_speaking</a>
*sulks even more* It's so sad how true this all is....
Why did I have to join Forensics....The problem is, that's a pretty long day. Or weekend. It's all on the Individual Events page....*sulks* *looks again* Hey...I see the links for the big state competitions here. *feels Special* I hate KESDA and KHSSL....

Here ya go:
<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debate' target='_blank'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debate</a>
<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individual_events' target='_blank'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individual_events</a>
<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extemporaneous_Speaking' target='_blank'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extemporaneous_Speaking</a>
<a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individual_events#Impromptu_speaking' target='_blank'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Individual_ev...romptu_speaking</a>
*sulks even more* It's so sad how true this all is....

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In my school he would have no friends because I live in Cali which is full of bleach blonde snooby mean girls. And I'm talking about 6th grade!
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Lets see - in book 1 he might have been given detention after arguing that the force put on the knees while running on cement is not helping to decline the number of people suffering from arthritis later in life.
book 2 - he would have maybe played basketball, as long as the team let him lead.
book 3 - he would have come to enjoy baseball.
book 4 - he would like to run - it's better than flying in the foil...
book 5 - well he doesn't need pe classes anymore does he?
book 2 - he would have maybe played basketball, as long as the team let him lead.
book 3 - he would have come to enjoy baseball.
book 4 - he would like to run - it's better than flying in the foil...
book 5 - well he doesn't need pe classes anymore does he?
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Our P.E classes are hell on earth 1 and a half hrs of solid running
Artemis wouldnt last half an hour, he would end up in detention in every class(especially science and I.T coz they are way too easy(even Im smarter than our science teacher)). The other pupils are cruel too. Artemis wouldnt last 1 day.




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He would drive my Gym teacher totally mad! 






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CaptainHollyShort wrote:In my school he would have no friends because I live in Cali which is full of bleach blonde snooby mean girls. And I'm talking about 6th grade!
Cali, Colombia? That's where our foreign exchange student that lived with our family for a year was from. Cool.
I think he would drive most teachers mad. Especially my mom, she teaches drama.
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I think that if Artemis was me and if he were in my gym class he'd die.
It's crazy there. This kid named Marco fell of a rope about 15 feet or so,
and he landed on a broken mat. The teacher didn't even care, until the next day
his mom moved him to a different school.
My elementary school sucked too. My little brother wanted to go home REALLY
badly and he was crying, with red bloches all over his face, and the principal just
came into the room and started screaming at him. Poor guy. He never deserves
anything like that, he is SO well behaved ....
It's crazy there. This kid named Marco fell of a rope about 15 feet or so,
and he landed on a broken mat. The teacher didn't even care, until the next day
his mom moved him to a different school.
My elementary school sucked too. My little brother wanted to go home REALLY
badly and he was crying, with red bloches all over his face, and the principal just
came into the room and started screaming at him. Poor guy. He never deserves
anything like that, he is SO well behaved ....

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Wow, even as much as I dislike MY own brother, I would never let my principal get away with that. *Rebellious streak* Actually, I can't do that because I'm homeschooled.
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My headmaster is actually not that bad. He is pretty funny for a teacher. I never let him get away with anything though, I always tell him whenerver he is being sexist or unfair. I even once told him that he is setting a bad example to the students because his suit didnt comply with the dress code
. He didnt shout or anything he just laughed. Mr harrison is the only teacher you can joke with, he still takes you seriously though.
I dont know how that relates to artemis fowl though 






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Or it could be about how the headmaster would react to Artemis 







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