How To Kill The Characters

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Post by Artemis Fowl The Second » Fri 8th Sep 2006

I found this wedsite that tells u how to kill the characters. it's very gruesome :(
I sending Butler to kill those guys :angry: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

<a href='http://www.artemis-fowl.com/50waystokill.php' target='_blank'>http://www.artemis-fowl.com/50waystokill.php</a>
It's this blasted puberty, Butler. Every time I see a pretty girl, I waste valuable mind space thinking about her. <br>-Lost Colony pg 6

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Post by Lufgif » Sat 9th Sep 2006

I've read that. Not too amusing.

Gruesome?

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Post by Artemis Fowl The Second » Sat 9th Sep 2006

i also found some goofs in the books from the same website:

-In TSD, Mulch burps, yet in Artemis Fowl, it clearly says "...dwarf anatomy ensured that all gas was passed below." :blink:

- Artemis meets Mulch Diggums in 'The Seventh Dwarf,' yet they do not recognise each other in 'The Arctic Incident.' Even though TSD is set before The Arctic Incident. :o

- In Artemis Fowl, it says "Artemis cracked his knuckles. Time to do what he did best..." whereas in The Eternity Code it says "Spiro cracked his knuckles, a habit Artemis detested." :banghead:

- In Artemis Fowl, when people enter a timestop, they stay in the same state of conciousness as you entered, or you leave the timestop. Yet both Holly and Butler are knocked unconciousness and remain inside the timestop. :guh:

- In Artemis Fowl (and other Artemis Fowl books) we learn that Madame Ko is Domovoi Butler's sensei, yet it also says "I'm certain your martial-arts sensei is turning in his grave." I'm pretty sure Madame Ko is not a man and is certainly not dead. :unsure:

- Early on in the book, Artemis says to Holly "...my wishes do not include bodily harm to myself, or..." yet later on in the book, Holly punches Artemis in the face. Holly should not have disobeyed the order given earlier by Artemis, because if an order from a human is given to a fairy whilst in the human's house, then the order MUST be carried out. :wacko:

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It's this blasted puberty, Butler. Every time I see a pretty girl, I waste valuable mind space thinking about her. <br>-Lost Colony pg 6

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Post by MichaelM » Sat 9th Sep 2006

Why would you want to kill Artemis??? :o

At any rate, theyre pretty poor. I mean, "28) Hot glue gun him to death.
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Thats just desperate. Its not even funny. Just there to fill up the 50 ways i guess... XD
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Post by Lufgif » Sat 9th Sep 2006

I actually found that one amusing.

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Post by F.A.B » Sun 10th Sep 2006

:cry: Meanies! I hate the "replacing the Fizzer with a real bullet so Artemis really kills his father" one. That's just sick! :angry:
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Post by CaptainHollyShort » Mon 11th Sep 2006

ALL OF THEM WERE SICK! DID YOU READ THE HOLLY ONES!?

sorry, i care about none of your favorite characters, only mine. Guess who that is? ;)

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Hey, Mulch, if you listen really hard you can just about make out the sound of nobody giving a hoot.

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Post by F.A.B » Mon 11th Sep 2006

Uhhhhh...I wonder what CaptainHollyShort's favourite character is... XD
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Post by oangelic_englishiano » Tue 12th Sep 2006

Oh, can I take a wild guess?.....Foaly? XD

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Post by CaptainHollyShort » Wed 13th Sep 2006

Well I see no geniuses here!
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What exactly is a French before its fried?

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If I had a sister, I'm sure she'd be inconsolable.

Hey, Mulch, if you listen really hard you can just about make out the sound of nobody giving a hoot.

~Artemis Fowl

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Post by F.A.B » Wed 13th Sep 2006

Pssst! Shut up! You'll blow my cover. I'm only playing dumb XD
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