Here Comes Bayek

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Here Comes Bayek

Post by artymon I\/ » Sun 4th Mar 2018

I was playing AC Origins with my niece and a song came to me. Well, I borrowed and adapted a song.

Entirely meant for satirical reading, Mature(ish) rating, you have been warned.

Oh! And I could be so bold as to suggest some music to accompany it.

Enjoy and kind critiques, s'il vous plaît,

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Here comes Bayek Claus, here comes Bayek Claus
Flying right out of the skies
Gonna stab you right in the eyes

Senu, Sallah and his animal friends dear
Slitting your veins
Alarms are ringing, guards are screaming
All is bloody at night
Hang your Ankhs and say a prayer
'Cause Bayek Claus comes tonight

Here comes Bayek Claus, here comes Bayek Claus
Flying right out of the skies
Gonna stab you right in the eyes

He's got a bag that's filled with swords and more
For guards and girls galore
Hear those hidden blades slish-slash
What a beautiful fright
Run away they said and cover up your head
Because Bayek Claus comes tonight

Here comes Bayek Claus, here comes Bayek Claus
Flying right out of the skies
Gonna stab you right in the eyes

He doesn't care if you're a Greek or Roman boy
He hates you just the same
Bayek knows that we're Egypt’s children
That makes everything right
Fill your hearts with the Siwan’s fear
'Cause Bayek Claus comes tonight

Here comes Bayek Claus, here comes Bayek Claus
Flying right out of the skies
Gonna stab you right in the eyes

He'll come around without a sound
Leaving all his targets slain
Peace on Egypt will come to fall
When Cleo and Caesar snuff the light
Let's give thanks to the Gods above
'Cause Bayek Claus comes tonight
'Cause Bayek Claus comes tonight


Additional lyric:

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're bleeding
He knows if you've been bad or good
So watch out for his hood
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