#34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by Meova » Mon 27th Jul 2009

No, this one is still open. When Carino (and Star perhaps too) come back, this will be judged.
Just wait, I will enter this challenge too and hopefully make the best entry ever :P
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by HollyShort9 » Mon 27th Jul 2009

You all get points if your entries give me, Star, Car, or two of us or all of us some serious lulz.
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And a cookie goes to whoever nails someone on the head that I absolutely hate from AF.
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by Artemis Lore » Tue 28th Jul 2009

If that is Minerva I splattered gunk all over her in my story. I can't wait to see the results. :lol:
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by Alanna » Sat 1st Aug 2009

And in mine she was supposed to have been knocked out, if Artemis haden't of gotten the drinks mixed up.
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by codeblackrose » Fri 7th Aug 2009

"What's this, Artemis?" Holly asked suspiciously, looking at what appeared to be marshmallows in hot chocolate. If anyone else had made that drink, she would gladly gulp it down, but seeing as Artemis was the one handing it to her...

"Oh, nothing. Just the chocolate thing, and I threw in some marshmallows." he held up a bag of marshmallows. Holly relaxed. Surely nothing could go wrong here. Even a genius (Artemis) knew how to make hot chocolate. And she’d seen the packaging of the marshmallows herself.

She put the cup to her lip and swallowed.

And it instantly came out of her mouth and sprayed Artemis with a brown liquid that was most certainly not hot chocolate,.

“What did you put in there, Artemis?!” she cried, trying to wipe her tongue. “What did you do?” It tasted like poison. It was just her luck, if, let’s say Opal decided to poison her right now. It was definitely poison, she decided. Nothing could be that foul.

Artemis held up a beaker of brown stuff. “Isn’t this hot chocolate?”

Holly looked at it. She had a horrible feeling that she knew exactly what happened.

“That’s vinegar, Artemis.”
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by HollyShort9 » Fri 7th Aug 2009

LOLZ AT ABOVE

This one is going to be very hard to judge.. o_O
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by xox Miss Livia xox » Sat 8th Aug 2009

Holly sat down at the kitchen bench as Artemis had asked her too, and she sat beside some old friend and new friends. (Guess who :D)
Artemis stepped out from behind the cupboard and placed some drinks on the counter.
Everyone seemed to glance down at their glasses.
"Artemis.... if you don't mind me asking--' A female guest asked.
"--What the Frond's name is in this?' Holly finished.
Artemis shrugged.
'It's just a drink. Try it. Please.' He insisted.
Again, everyone glanced down. They all shared glances between each other. The other female guest decided to go first. She and Holly nodded, grabbing their drinks and taking a drink at the same time.
Both of them stopped and spat their drinks out in disgust. The other female guest manaed to gag and couched up something onto the table that moved. Both her and Holly ran for the Bathrooms.
The other guests watched in fear.
Mulch and Foaly were there.
'Mud boy, what the Frond?!' Mulch asked.
Foaly was staring alarmingly at the thing on the table the female gust had couched up.
'Why does it have Crunchy parts...'
-The little thing twitched.-
"That move???'
Artemis was looking through a list.
'Odd.... perhaps this medicinal drink wasn't so.. medicinal.'
Everyone stared.
'WHAT"S IN IT!?' They shouted in Unison.
Artemis looked up as if it wasn't anything unusual.
'Simple. I added a teaspoon of Bicarb Soda, then added a tablespoon of mashed up chilli seeds. I also added a shotglass of Vodka, some ground up pepper, I then poured in some Coca Cola, A drop of Lemon, added Ice, mashed up stink bug for some help in the digestive process, some cockerroach legs as they have some qualities for medicine, and then on top of that.. Well, I do believe the next door neighbours cat may have gotten to the glasses.'

Everyone stared.
'You are one sick freak.' Mulch downed the glass.
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by HollyShort9 » Sat 8th Aug 2009

^LMFAO!!! LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO!

Whewww :'D
I honestly don't know how Star, Car, and I are going to judge this... xD
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by The Weird Shipper » Thu 13th Aug 2009

I don't think anyone's done this, yet. It's not quite "original" . . .but Colfer didn't do it, so I shall!As long as . . . you know . . . I'm allowed to enter?

Artemis was typing away in his room, just hours after what would come to be known as the Fowl Siege, when a groggy, yet frightfully angry teenage girl terrored into the room.

"What the hell was in that chameagne?" She said, hands on mildly unsteady hips. As "cool" as she was, she had a zero alchohol tolorence, as Madame Ko believed no one, body guard or otherwise, should touch such things, and had taken medicine in it. Butler, who had a much higfher tolorance, was fine, if not laughing hysterically at antything. Really, how was the boy conscious?

"Um . . ." Artemis trailed off.

"Um? Um? You're Artemis Fowl Junior. You don't say 'um'!" She raged, emphasizing with her hands, then stumbled a bit. She'd never drink again.

Artemis mumbled something, then continued typing his . . . romance novel. The male lead was presently talking about the importance of birth control. If you'd knwn the character, then you'd have known how out-of-character that was. Poor Julian.

"What?" She leaned over, slightly, tipping a bit. She caught herself, and continued glaring.

"Sleeping pills!" he shouted.

"Oh!" She cried likewise, and storming out before she could shout further.

Artemis the yawned, and went to bed. At six at night.

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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by HollyShort9 » Fri 14th Aug 2009

xD

Yeah, you're allowed to enter.
I really don't know how we're going to judge this. We've gotten quite a few awesome entries this time.
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by Alanna » Fri 14th Aug 2009

May I suggest that you up the amount of winners to 5 in this case?
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by HollyShort9 » Fri 14th Aug 2009

No, we always have 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, and then if it was too hard to leave out anybody, honorable mentions.
There are like, 6 or 7 people that entered, so if we gave 5 places, then almost everyone would get a place... That takes out the fun, suspense, and ruins the purpose of the awards... xD

I'm going to PM the other judges now and see if we can start judging.
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by Artemis Lore » Sun 16th Aug 2009

Okay. I can't wait to see the results.
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by HollyShort9 » Sun 16th Aug 2009

The results are in!

1st: Artemis Lore
2nd: Alanna-Lena Zelen
3rd: xox Miss Livia xox

Honorable Mention: The Weird Shipper
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Re: #34 - Umm... What's In My Drink?

Post by Artemis Lore » Sun 16th Aug 2009

Awesome, I won! This was my first contest. Great job to everyone else, these made me laugh for hours.
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