OMFG. OMFG. I was falling off my chair lol!!!
Erm, this following part is rated PG. Some mild language going on here...^^;
Artemis: *Shakes head* You are unbelievable. My polite request for you to take down that silly webite of yours has been ignored. Mr. Michael, do not make me use force. *Glances at Butler*
MichaelM: Artemis!!! Please...we ADORE your plans, your ingenious schemes...your...
T3P, Opal, Nicole, & other fangirls: ...HANDSOME LOOKS!!! *drool*
Artemis:

*ahem* Well, as I was saying. *Looks at MichaelM who's laughing his head off* I would prefer it if you had taken...
New Artemis Fowl fan who's totally obsessed: ...Off your pants!
T3P, Opal, Nicole, Soulcatcher, & other fangirls: WTF?
Cr4b5t3r: Come along now Miss *takes weird fangirl away who's still drooling at a shocked Artemis*
Artemis: Erm...*pretends not to have heard* Well, anyways...I've already sent requests to Matt—from the Artemis Fowl Confidential site—and he has agreed to limit only a few privileged members onto his webiste. Whilst *you*, Mr. Michael, will perhaps have a visit from Butler and myself again. *Smiles vampire smile*
MichaelM: Y'know, don't forget to bring Buffy next time. I bet you two are good friends. But I'm surprised she hasn't taken you down yet.
Artemis: *Goes into a dreamy face mode*
MichaelM: Erm...earth to Artemis? Hello? *waves hand in front of face* WTH?
T3P: It can't be...?
Opal: But it is!
Soulcather: No way...nope...not gonna accept it...
Nicole: OMG!? NOOOO!!! My dreams of being Mrs. Artemis Fowl are OVER!!!
Cr4b5t3r: *Very good at comforting and comes to comfort Nicole*
T3P, Opal, & Soulcatcher: Artemis is in LURVE WITH BUFFY!!!???
Butler: *Faints*
Artemis: *Drools strangely*
MichaelM: *Goes beetroot* You traitor! I make a fansite for you, and you go and steal my DREAMGIRL??? Buffy is MINE, you hear me? You'll never get her! Plus, you're a vampire, she's a vampire SLAYER. It'll never be, so sorry dude.

Artemis: *Comes back to usual state* You'll never get her from me. Not with my ingenious schemes...
MichaelM: *Lower lip wobbles. Tears gather*
Artemis: But...
MichaelM: *Looks up*
Artemis: I DO have a proposal. *Ahem*
MichaelM: You do? Please?! I'll do ANYTHING! Just give me Buffy's address *eyes shine*
Artemis: You have to take down your FanGathering...
T3P, Opal, Nicole, Cr4b5t3r, Soulcatcher, & other fangirls: NO!
MichaelM: I'm so sorry ladies, but Buffy is more important. *Sighs and clicks the delete button*
Artemis: *Grins* Very well then, Mr. Michael, thank you for your cooperation, should you need to contact me, please do so at this address *hands over sheet with email and contact info.* Let us go, Butler. *Gets into Bentley* Oh, and by the way? I wasn't really in love with Buffy, it was a
bluff. But anyways...you wanted her phone number? *throws a card thing outta the window*
T3P: *catches the card*
MichaelM: Gimme that! *Fowl Bentley drives off*
T3P: *Turns to other fangirls* Girls? I think we can do an exchange. *Turns to MichaelM* Michael, give us Arty's contact info., and I'll give you Buffy's.
MichaelM: I'm defeated. *Hands over* Anything...
*Girls squeal and run off to catch up with Artemis*
Nicole: *being the artist she is, turns around* Y'know Michael? I reckon Buffy'd like a picture you could paint for her.
Opal: Yeah, and no constructive criticism to her. Just pure compliments, that should do it.
Soulcatcher: I promise I won't steal her soul!
Cr4b5t3r: No need for any comfort for you, you're sure to succeed *nods*
T3P: Aw yeah, and you could always draw FG back from the Recycle Bin. After all, Arty said only FanGathering. How about renaming it FanObsession?
*Fangirls run off*
MichaelM: *Stares dreamily off* 'Michael, the Vampire Slayer...who has a fansite dedicated to a vampire'. Ah well... *Nods and shrugs* Sounds nice!
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