#15 A Roleplay To End All Roleplays...

[Nicole_artist]

This challenge (thought up by yours truly, unless somehow I psychically stole it off someone) is *drumroll* A ROLEPLAY IF ARTEMIS FOWL MET MICHAELM!
You heard right, if Artemis Fowl met Fangathering's creator and god, what would happen? You have to put it in roleplay format (I think that's what it's called) so it's like this:

Artemis: What am I doing here?

Nicole: Being part of the next Challenge.

MM: Where did you manage to pull that idea from?

Nicole: Umm... my twisted sense of humor?

MM and Artemis: 0.o

You get the point. It is supposed to be a funny, but somewhat plausible scenario of the meeting of the century between MM and Artemis.

Thanks for allowing me to make this challenge MM!

[Apollo]

Mm: Is that Artemis Fowl

Artemis: Oh fantastic another annoying narcissistic and immature child who recognizes me.

Mm: I can't believe its Artemis Fowl

Artemis: *sighs* So I assume that you have read those hardly more than entertaining books of Mr Eion Colfer's.

Mm: omg

Artemis: Your pointless and senseless dribble and continuous staring at me has bored me. BUTLER! (in comes Butler)

Mn: OMG!

Artemis leaves.

Mn: *screams like a little child*

[Nicole_artist]

This is going to be a gooood challenge...

[no. 1]

MM: *pale youth with dark hair, and peircing blue eyes... OMG it cant be...*

MM: HEY YOU!!!!!!!!!

Arty: yes?

MM: YOU ARE THE NEXT ARTEMIS FOWL!

Arty: I know this already...

MM: No, I mean you're perfect! I am going to email Colfer this minute and tell him that I've found the perfect actor!!!!!!!!!

Arty: I don't believe I follow you. You seem to be mad. I am quite sure of it, in fact. I have diagnosed many people with the symptom, and have also driven certain psychaiatrists to demonstate the symptoms themselves.

MM: Oh wow, you're classic! Wait till I tell FG about this...

Arty: Allow me to shatter whatever illusion you may be under. I am not some pathetic, low life actor struggling to survive. I am in fact the great Artemis Fowl II!

MM: Wait... you mean...

Arty: Finally, he begins to connect the dots

MM: WOW! YOU ARE ACTUALLY ARTEMIS FOWL!!!!!!!!!!! OH WOW, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS I NEED TO ASK, SO MANY THINGS TO TELL YOU!!!!!! LIKE, ABOUT FG AND I HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR FAIRY HARDWARE, IF ANY SURVIVED, AND OMG OMG OMG...

Arty: Well, at least I seem to be appreciated for my true genius, even if it is somewhat obsessive...

MM: But first, the most important question...

Arty:

MM: *produces a photo of buffy* Isnt this the hottest girl alive?!

[MichaelM]

Thanks for allowing me to make this challenge MM!

Should I be regretting that?? Helluvan idea.

I think I'll enjoy this one. I laughed my *** off at Apollo, and then absolutely fell off my chair at no.1's. Loved the ending.

[no. 1]

Thanks for allowing me to make this challenge MM!

Should I be regretting that?? Helluvan idea.

I think I'll enjoy this one. I laughed my *** off at Apollo, and then absolutely fell off my chair at no.1's. Loved the ending.

Glad you liked it

[Apollo]

I laughed my *** off at Apollo, and then absolutely fell off my chair at no.1's. Loved the ending.

Thanks mm...I figured we would all be like this and I knew you loved the smilies

As for No1. LOL! OMG I wish I'd thought of that. So funny. That ending such classic mm. You are so going to win this challenge.

[Nicole_artist]

Thanks for allowing me to make this challenge MM!

Should I be regretting that?? Helluvan idea.

I think I'll enjoy this one. I laughed my *** off at Apollo, and then absolutely fell off my chair at no.1's. Loved the ending.

Hehe, I knew this was going to be the most hilarious challenge ever!

no.1 - it's sure going to be hard to beat yours! I was laughing so hard through it that I'm still shaking with laughter randomly!

[Cr4b5t3r]

Hmm, gonna be hard to beat that Buffy crack ;D

Artemis: *Strolling along the beach*

MM: Feh, what a cheap Artemis Fowl Costume.

Artemis:*Turns to look at MM* What do you mean "costume", imbecile?

MM: You obviously dyed your hair, put on powder, bought that totally fake Armani suit, and strain to use your so called "vampire" smile. Even Buffy wouldn't want to hunt a faker like you.

Artemis:What!!This is no costume,I am Artemis Fowl II, Child prodigy. How dare you mock me!

MM: Yo, how long did you spend practicing that line?

Artemis: I am the real deal! Do I have to spell it out for you? I A-M A-R-T-E-M-I-S F-O-W-L II

MM: So, what cosplay are you heading to?

Artemis: I will tolerate no more of this naive insolence! Butler! *Butler walks across*

MM: Wow, how much did you spend hiring that big guy?

Artemis: Butler, remove this insolent brat from my presence at once! *Butler carries MM on shoulder*

MM: Hey! If I call you Domovoi will you put me down?

Artemis:Gasp! You know his name! Remove him!!!!

MM:*Gets pounded by Butler*

I am tired. Hehe. Can't wait to see more entries!

[Soulcatcher]

This is complete and utter rubbish but I thought you might want another entry

[MM sat at computer, monitoring activities on FG. Knock on the door.]

MM: Come in.

[Door opens. Artemis Fowl II walks in.]

ARTEMIS: Hello. Might you be the administrator of that ungainly 'website' Artemis Fowl FanGathering?

[MM turns in chair. Looks Artemis up and down.]

MM: Wow. Nice costume - where'd you get it?

ARTEMIS: Pardon?

MM: Seriously. I've never been a big cosplayer myself, but you can really pull it off.

ARTEMIS: [impatiently] I don't think you understood. I'm asking you if you are the administrator of that ridiculous and, frankly, moronic site FanGathering?

MM: Yeah. You an AF fan? Well, obviously, judging from the suit.

ARTEMIS: A fan? Hardly. [snorts] I AM Artemis Fowl.

MM:

ARTEMIS: Yes. I anticipated this reaction.

[Artemis shoots MM with a mild blast from a Neutrino]

MM: [blinks] Oh .. um. Thanks.

ARTEMIS: You're welcome.

MM: So ... um ... what, uh, was it you wanted?

ARTEMIS: I want you to take that ludicrous site down.

MM: Take FG down? But ... why?

ARTEMIS: Having fictional books written about me was bad enough. I'd prefer it if there wasn't a website dedicated to those absurd pieces of literature as well.

MM: You ... want me to take it down?

ARTEMIS: Is it that hard a concept to grasp? I realise I am the type of person you would wish to idolise, but I prefer it to be because of my natural genius - not because of some, frankly, preposterous stories some crackpot Irishman has written about me meeting fairies.

MM: But ... have you looked at the site?

ARTEMIS: Briefly. Why?

[MM shows Artemis various post from Arty fangirls.]

ARTEMIS:

MM: Art ... Mr Fowl?

ARTEMIS: [coughs]Oh. Well. Perhaps ... it's not so bad. I, uh, I don't suppose ... you could get me their numbers?

MM: No problem.

ARTEMIS: Really?

MM: If you get me Buffy's number.

[Cr4b5t3r]

Whoa. That was cool but not really funny >.> I like the ending Another buffy crack hehe Yes MM, you should be regretting

[The III Prodigy]

OMFG. OMFG. I was falling off my chair lol!!!

Erm, this following part is rated PG. Some mild language going on here...^^;

Artemis: *Shakes head* You are unbelievable. My polite request for you to take down that silly webite of yours has been ignored. Mr. Michael, do not make me use force. *Glances at Butler*

MichaelM: Artemis!!! Please...we ADORE your plans, your ingenious schemes...your...

T3P, Opal, Nicole, & other fangirls: ...HANDSOME LOOKS!!! *drool*

Artemis: *ahem* Well, as I was saying. *Looks at MichaelM who's laughing his head off* I would prefer it if you had taken...

New Artemis Fowl fan who's totally obsessed: ...Off your pants!

T3P, Opal, Nicole, Soulcatcher, & other fangirls: WTF?

Cr4b5t3r: Come along now Miss *takes weird fangirl away who's still drooling at a shocked Artemis*

Artemis: Erm...*pretends not to have heard* Well, anyways...I've already sent requests to Matt—from the Artemis Fowl Confidential site—and he has agreed to limit only a few privileged members onto his webiste. Whilst *you*, Mr. Michael, will perhaps have a visit from Butler and myself again. *Smiles vampire smile*

MichaelM: Y'know, don't forget to bring Buffy next time. I bet you two are good friends. But I'm surprised she hasn't taken you down yet.

Artemis: *Goes into a dreamy face mode*

MichaelM: Erm...earth to Artemis? Hello? *waves hand in front of face* WTH?

T3P: It can't be...?

Opal: But it is!

Soulcather: No way...nope...not gonna accept it...

Nicole: OMG!? NOOOO!!! My dreams of being Mrs. Artemis Fowl are OVER!!!

Cr4b5t3r: *Very good at comforting and comes to comfort Nicole*

T3P, Opal, & Soulcatcher: Artemis is in LURVE WITH BUFFY!!!???

Butler: *Faints*

Artemis: *Drools strangely*

MichaelM: *Goes beetroot* You traitor! I make a fansite for you, and you go and steal my DREAMGIRL??? Buffy is MINE, you hear me? You'll never get her! Plus, you're a vampire, she's a vampire SLAYER. It'll never be, so sorry dude.

Artemis: *Comes back to usual state* You'll never get her from me. Not with my ingenious schemes...

MichaelM: *Lower lip wobbles. Tears gather*

Artemis: But...

MichaelM: *Looks up*

Artemis: I DO have a proposal. *Ahem*

MichaelM: You do? Please?! I'll do ANYTHING! Just give me Buffy's address *eyes shine*

Artemis: You have to take down your FanGathering...

T3P, Opal, Nicole, Cr4b5t3r, Soulcatcher, & other fangirls: NO!

MichaelM: I'm so sorry ladies, but Buffy is more important. *Sighs and clicks the delete button*

Artemis: *Grins* Very well then, Mr. Michael, thank you for your cooperation, should you need to contact me, please do so at this address *hands over sheet with email and contact info.* Let us go, Butler. *Gets into Bentley* Oh, and by the way? I wasn't really in love with Buffy, it was a bluff. But anyways...you wanted her phone number? *throws a card thing outta the window*

T3P: *catches the card*

MichaelM: Gimme that! *Fowl Bentley drives off*

T3P: *Turns to other fangirls* Girls? I think we can do an exchange. *Turns to MichaelM* Michael, give us Arty's contact info., and I'll give you Buffy's.

MichaelM: I'm defeated. *Hands over* Anything...

*Girls squeal and run off to catch up with Artemis*

Nicole: *being the artist she is, turns around* Y'know Michael? I reckon Buffy'd like a picture you could paint for her.

Opal: Yeah, and no constructive criticism to her. Just pure compliments, that should do it.

Soulcatcher: I promise I won't steal her soul!

Cr4b5t3r: No need for any comfort for you, you're sure to succeed *nods*

T3P: Aw yeah, and you could always draw FG back from the Recycle Bin. After all, Arty said only FanGathering. How about renaming it FanObsession?

*Fangirls run off*

MichaelM: *Stares dreamily off* 'Michael, the Vampire Slayer...who has a fansite dedicated to a vampire'. Ah well... *Nods and shrugs* Sounds nice!

END

[MaeveCrowArtemis1]

New challenge.This is the best one ever.I'll try to think something funny.

Artemis:I think that here lives some MichaelM.Where can I find him?

MM:OMG.You're Artemis Fowl II.That's me.I'm the MichaelM.Is there anything I can do?

Artemis:I hate when they reackt like that.I would like to speak with you about that rediculous site called fangathering.I saw all those things you are writing there about me.I assume your incharge for that.

MM:Everybody on FG are big fans of Artemis Fowl books and yourself and I'm the one who made the forum!

Artemis:You call that books!The real book are for smart ppl not that funny imitation.The real writer wouldn't ever write about someone punching Artemis in his face.And you dare to speak with other ppl about that.

MM:We speak about other things too like who is going to be your wife and which female character is perfect for you.

Artemis:Pardon me!!!!

MM:Yeah.Many ppl think that you and Holly are perfect couple!Like me and my perfect Buffy

Artemis:Holly!Do you realy think that I have time for romance.And who on earth is Buffy?

MM:YOu don't know who Buffy is I'll show you(gives Artemis SMG's picture)

Artemis:That is the most boring face I have ever seen.There is nothing perfect about her.

MM(realy angry):You dare to insolt SMG.You are totally right.You are not worthy of speaking about you.I'll stop this FG thingy and strat new forum about my beloven Buffy.As for you mister you were one bad boy and you better get out of my room before I make Minerva kiss you!

Artemis rans further from MM.

Well I tried to make it readable.Sorry for lame script!

[MichaelM]

Haha - So creative guys. I've loved reading over this thread.

[Apollo]

Just with MaeveCrowArtemis1's script:

Artemis rans further from MM.

Artemis running? when did this happen aside from TOD (did I miss any times during TLC?)