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Syne Wayve
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My Hill

Post by Syne Wayve » Mon 30th Sep 2019

Rules: Find a way to take the hill away from the current owner of the hill
Cans: Destroy the hill as long as you make a new one, create the most insane defenses you can.
Cannots: Destroy the hill or the world.

IF ANYBODY IS FOUND TO BE BREAKING THE RULES OF THIS FORUM GAME YOU ARE TO SUMMON A GRUE AND THEN TAKE THE HILL

I discover a previously uncharted Hill

My hill
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Re: My Hill

Post by BLoemetje » Tue 1st Oct 2019

I actually do the paperwork to own the hill rather than just discovering it.

My hill.

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artymon I\/
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Re: My Hill

Post by artymon I\/ » Tue 1st Oct 2019

I hijack a driller tank and bulldoze the hill, laughing maniacally and inadvertently, I rampantly run over a hallowed area beneath the hill that causes the area to collapse and discover a series of strange tunnels. They've been here a while, but somehow they've held up.
Following them, strange murals are depicted on cave walls, ranging from humanoid stick figures in awe and terror. There's also a set of two strange looking individuals that seem to keep popping up...they almost look like a duck a large rabbit, or maybe a kangaroo.
Suddenly my foot makes a solid thunk and I gaze down, surprised to see and feel hard metal, painted white, glimmering flawlessly in the faint light of a glowstick.
Curiousor and curiousor.
Eventually, the white hallway leads to a heavy door, the kind that slides up. Black and yellow lines dashed along the bottom silently heed caution. A red placard placed at idiot-proof height clearly states DO NOT ENTER.
But hey, when do we ever listen to the rules, right?
There doesn't appear to be a doorknob or keypad of any sort...but when I get closer, the door issues a soft pneumatic hiss and whooses up, gliding on smooth tracks like a ballet dancer on ice.
Casually strolling inside, I peek my head around, looking left and right. Strange panels and control stations flash a rainbow of colors and issue varying beeps and bloops and bobs and dobs and whee-noops.
My eyes finally land on something familiar: A self-serv fountain drink station. The kind with the thousand drink options where you can mix and match Coke, Root Beer, and orange Fanta, if that's your gig.
I no sooner take a step in the direction when a soft flurry of footsteps prickles my ears and a moment later strong arms are shoving me up against a wall.
"Whaddya doing here?!" An Aussie accent demands. "Didn't you read the bloody sign, mate?" He takes the courtesy to repeat it. "Do not enter! Not, Feel Free to Waltz in on a Whim, Jim. Or Do Not Enter...unless you have to use the restroom...which you'd better not. Quacksalot's in there...ho ho, he'll flip if he sees you. We'd best get you back to the Periodic Perambulation Station."
Strangely, the Aussie doesn't seem overtly upset. As he hops away, yes, literally hops, in the dim light I can identify my would-be assailant as a kangaroo.
He escorts me over to a vague contraption.
Something that resembles an empty swimming pool laden with stacks of server computers and wires and cables that snake out. Odd glowing blue spheres on poles are placed in each rough corner of the kidney pool.
"Just stand right there," the kangaroo advised, indicating a metal plate in the empty pool.
Uncertainly, I comply. Maybe this is a dream....
But will I wake up?
The kangaroo flicks a few switch, casting sparks from the devices, the lights flick and a strange power hums through the small room. The blue Tesla-esque orbs rise up off their poles and begin to circle around the pool. They almost seem to be chasing each other. Hard to tell who's winning. They go faster and faster until they glom into one large blue circle that streaks around the pool.
Faintly, I notice the area outside the pool fades and slips to black, as if I've fallen down, down, down a well.
Then, like a cork from a bottle, I feel myself flying upwards, arms and legs windmilling wildly, as if hoping to clutch onto something solid midair. I land in a tangled mess of limbs. Pulling myself up, I see the hill has been restored, with absolutely not trace of evidence to suggest a driller tank had ever destroyed it.
I craft a crude A frame hut and instantly fall to sleep in,

My hill.
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Felina
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Re: My Hill

Post by Felina » Mon 14th Oct 2019

I point out that this game is basically My Cookie, sue for copyright infringement, win and obtain the thread.
I summon a dragon who was also a lawyer that represented me on the case, and we now own the place.
My hill.
I emit a chaos field which distorts time and space and creates chaos everywhere around me. That's why my room is always a mess. Image

♫☂♫ ~Let's go dancing and singing in the rain~ ♫☂♫
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I'm not hiding anything :p except SECRETS...
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I never understood a reason WHY to be serious??? if weirdness is awesome :D


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Re: My Hill

Post by artymon I\/ » Mon 14th Oct 2019

I invite the dragons to tea and suggest the dragon is not getting a proper share for all their hard work. I continue to plant doubts and seed chaos....along with staging a few illicitly gotten gilded gains that enrages the dragons into believing the dragon's home is in danger.
As soon as the dragon flees to defend castle, I move in with an army of moles and dig my way in. The moles then create a massive moat for me to float a garish green gator to guard -
My hill.
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