Torture the Person Above You!

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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by Captain_Short » Sun 25th Nov 2012

*ties you to a tree in the middle of a forest and places a page in your pocket* Now we'll just wait for Slenderman.
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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by xx-Jelly-Fox-xx » Wed 28th Nov 2012

*gives you a drugged cupcake and hands you over to Pinkie Pie*
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You say loving a fictional character is senseless...
I say it's the truest love there is.

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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by Falcon! » Fri 30th Nov 2012

*nails individual fingers to tree crawling with ants*

Now, Barney. And, while we're at it,

*covers bottom of feet in sugar water AND RELEASES THE GOATS*
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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by Ash Kelp » Fri 30th Nov 2012

*Makes you listen to a group of hand-selected evil super-genuises (Me, SHeldon Cooper from the big bang theory, Artemis Fowl from you know where, and Jason Fox from Foxtrot) Arguing about physics*

And, in case that's not enough.

*Explains newest theory of double existence.*
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It's like Trouble, but with many a variation.

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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by whosasking » Sun 9th Dec 2012

*Turns Ash stupid & makes him solve a chemistry problem, & if he refueses or does something wrong, slaps him with unnaturally large salmon*
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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by xx-Jelly-Fox-xx » Fri 14th Dec 2012

*forces you all to listen to me growl out deathcore songs for 5 days*
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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by whosasking » Sat 15th Dec 2012

... Sweet!!! *puts him in a room full of Daleks & weeping angels*
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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by Falcon! » Sat 15th Dec 2012

*ties you all to table, cuts you vertically, pulls out lungs and stretches them over ribs*
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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by xx-Jelly-Fox-xx » Mon 17th Dec 2012

*Makes a vertical incision along the face and pulls the skin away, forcing you to wear your own face as a hoodie.*
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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by slepyoneshot » Sun 13th Jan 2013

*makes you immortal, and stabs you with eternal poison, then turns into insane mode and kills all ponies, then heals you and makes you mortal, then puts you in a room with the loudest things in the world, so that even when you become deaf your brain will start swelling from the vibrations and eventually explode, heals you, turns you into a halo elite and turns myself into a spartan with energy swords and stabs you instantly killing you, then heals you and breaks all your bones, slowly, one each day, then leaves you on a rock with no food or water*

that was hard to think of, even with my insane mind
do you not like me? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life

do you not like the fact that i am a big gamer? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life

do you not like butter? doesnt matter you dont know how awesome it is

do you not like anything about me? you only think im a kid who likes to annoy everyone i see, i have ADHD, dont blame me for my gift from god, ADHD lets me be happy in real life even though im hated there

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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by xx-Jelly-Fox-xx » Tue 15th Jan 2013

*sucks out your bones with a straw*
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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by slepyoneshot » Wed 30th Jan 2013

*heals self, then repeats what i did before 200 times*then turns into iron man and shoots you while simultainiously healing you*
do you not like me? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life

do you not like the fact that i am a big gamer? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life

do you not like butter? doesnt matter you dont know how awesome it is

do you not like anything about me? you only think im a kid who likes to annoy everyone i see, i have ADHD, dont blame me for my gift from god, ADHD lets me be happy in real life even though im hated there

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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by whosasking » Sun 24th Feb 2013

*Ties you to a chair with Justin Beiber duct tape, then ties butter above your head, screaming the sunny side song into your ear on repeat, while tearing pics of your special lady friend into tiny pieces.
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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by xx-Jelly-Fox-xx » Sun 24th Feb 2013

Forces you to play DMC 2 forever.
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You say loving a fictional character is senseless...
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whosasking
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Re: Torture the Person Above You!

Post by whosasking » Sun 24th Feb 2013

[... I dun know what is...]

*Chains you to a wall in a room full of MLP haters that are very loud & obnoxious, while you watch a video of a cat barfing up strange things*
~whosasking
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^ THANK YOU, AFFY!!!! *bows* thankyouthankyouthankyou imnotworthy!!!! I LOVE the siggie!!!!
i love dogs and girls
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