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The Anti-NYAN/Pro-NYAN movement

Post by TungstenMessah » Fri 30th Sep 2011

So. yeah. Title says it all, really.

One day, I was bored, and started trawling the Internet. Everywhere I see. Nyan cat. Nyan cat. Greek nyan cat. Nyan cat.

The following day, I shared by distress with my good friend ConfirmFail, who most of you guys dun know.

He said: "Why don't you just make up a game about killing the cat?"

What a wonderful idea.

HOWEVER, that wouldn't be fair, now would it? So, I added a twist.

In your replies, if you ever DO reply, you can do one of two things.

ONE: Kill the NYAN cat in any gruesome/"creative" way possible, OR
TWO: "Subdue"/Kill the anti-nyan cat person.

EG: I shall impale the nyan cat with a rusty iron board, eat it for breakfast, lightly roasted, with eggs on the side, then finish it off by brushing my teeth with mustard.

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Post by Cleo » Thu 6th Oct 2011

I would kill Nyan cat by first taking a HUGE knife and stabing it mutiple times... then rip out the guts... and drain it of its poptarty blood. :twisted: poptarts...
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Post by FowlStar » Fri 7th Oct 2011

Okay, I LOVE Nyan, but lets have a go at this. I can finally reveal how truly sick my mind is (Snookie already knows, but the rest of you don't. :twisted: The Ritual was true gore).


I would first invite the Nyan cat over for milk, and a discussion about Sarah Palin. We would argue, and Nyan would take offense, and I would take defense. After forcing Nyan cat to say "Palin is an excellent politician, and totally fit for the power her position brings her," (LOLWHUT!? *snort*)... Nyan cat would get extremely sleepy.

Once the poptart kitten was asleep, I would get a fork and slowly chip off the terrible cardboard-like frosting on the top of it, making it bleed bloody sprinkles and whipped cream... it would wake up and start yelling horribly loud, but it would be subdued by ropes.

Then, I would slowly saw off its limbs, while playing Rebecca Black music, to deplete it of its strength further. I will give the limbs to my pet dog, Cerberus. Afterwards, a bloodthirsty Fowlie would cut it open and rip out its gummy sugary entrails with her teeth, and throw it to her birds.

It would bleed, barely alive. Next, comes the brain, with I would give that to the hobo that always sleeps in front of the wal-mart around the corner. The head would be saved for my taxidermist friend Bob, so I could mount it on my wall. Finally, the carcass would be ripped apart by Cerberus (aforementioned dog), and I would leave him to play with his new chew toy.

I'm going to go eat an apple now.


I win. :lol:

(WATCH UNTIL THE END)

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Post by CaptainMiraKelp » Fri 7th Oct 2011

... Fowlie. 0.0

OK, I am Pro-Nyan, so here goes.

While Fowlie and Nyan were debating, I would silently watch frmo the cubboards, and as Nyan fell asleep, I would tackle Fowlie, yelling, "NYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN!" So the cat woke up, and farted rainbows away. And then I would tickle Fowlie into submission.
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Post by Cleo » Thu 13th Oct 2011

Wow Fowlstar, i LOVE it :lol:
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Post by FowlStar » Thu 13th Oct 2011

Why thank you, dears!
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Post by TungstenMessah » Thu 13th Oct 2011

Now, lets get back on topic, eh?

I shall slaughter the Nyan cat with a mechanical pencil, which is conviently already in my hand, then, I shall...hm...douse it in bleach, and hang it for all to see. Then eat it.
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Post by FowlStar » Thu 13th Oct 2011

I'll turn it into stuffing for my thanksgiving turkeh. :lol:

After slicing it painfully and squeezing every drop of NYAN-y goodness from it's lifeless body.
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Post by Cleo » Fri 14th Oct 2011

I'll punch it, stuff it in a bag and slowly stab Nyan cat (even though Nyan cat rocks...) while its in the bag then make Nyan lovers eat it.(other than us of corse)
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Post by heart_of_gold » Wed 19th Oct 2011

NYAN ANNOYS ME TO DEATH. I would torture it. Slowly. Because honestly, I'm really sick of hearing FGers obsess over STUPID NYAN. :microwave:

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Post by FowlStar » Thu 20th Oct 2011

I shall... man, this is violent...

run over it with my monster truck before grilling it. Mmm, roadkill? XD
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Post by Cleo » Sun 30th Oct 2011

I would take Nyan and cut it in to tinny sushie pieces and eat it. :twisted:
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Post by TungstenMessah » Mon 31st Oct 2011

I'd feed it to the trollface for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

And maybe for dessert.

Or perhaps fer a midnight snack.
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Post by Cleo » Sat 5th Nov 2011

Take Nyan and throw it in to a tank with electrictic eels. :twisted:
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Post by Iris_Cam » Sun 6th Nov 2011

Okay... I took this concept from my NaNo, which in it, was called 'scraping.' (Curse you, TM! Once I've started reading/writing gore, I can't stooooooooop!)

Firstly, I'll use Shadow Sight to blind Nyan Cat. Then, I'll use fish hooks to hook it on to a table. Then I'll shoot and arrow into its belly(to open a hole), and using a hot iron, I would slowly crush its skull.

Then, I'll use what I call a 'scraper', which is this cylinder type thingy, and slowly gorge out its sparkly innards(I'll throw them over Edward Cullen later. Ha! How do YOU like getting covered in shiny Nyan Cat guts? Stop blinding us with your ridiculous glittering and sparkle back to your sparkly vampire universe!).

It would be screaming, of course, and spilling glitter all over the floor. Then, I'll shot another arrow, this time, into its head. Then I'll use the arrowhead to slit its scalp open, and then, scrape its dim wit brain out.....using the fish hooks!

At this stage it would probably be still alive. Then, I'll set my Hounds on it. I'll give it semi-tough body armour, so that it would hurt a lot, but not kill it, like Cato in the Hunger Games with the mutts.

Eventually, the Hounds will finish with the Nyan Cat. I would give its lifeless shell to the mad scientists at Sphinx so that they can make a Frankenstein copy, and I can do it all over again! Mwahahahaha!

Btw, TM, eating bleach will probs kill you. I suggest feeding it to Twilight fans instead.
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