Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by Jayjay » Sat 9th Apr 2011

He finds a boat in the water and hotwires it to get to the dirt.
I am in Team Artemis!! Don't deny it!

Now, I would like to say, that I always click other people's dragon eggs, and I think it would be very kind of you to click mine.
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by faerimagic » Mon 25th Apr 2011

But then, ninja assassins appear! What is he to do??
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I was bored, so I wrote descriptions for all of them. Just scroll down each of their pages to see their random histories.
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by Felina » Sat 7th May 2011

Bond shoots the ninja, but then there are 10 ninjas appeared. Bond has got only 9 shoots. What now?
I emit a chaos field which distorts time and space and creates chaos everywhere around me. That's why my room is always a mess. Image

♫☂♫ ~Let's go dancing and singing in the rain~ ♫☂♫
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I'm not hiding anything :p except SECRETS...
Shh... SECRET makes a woman, woman

I never understood a reason WHY to be serious??? if weirdness is awesome :D


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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by faerimagic » Sat 7th May 2011

He shoots all nine bullets and throws the gun at the last one, knocking him out. Now he is weaponless, and the last ninja detonated a time bomb beffore he fainted! What is he to do??
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In order of appearence is Dreads, Belle, Phalaka, Tamakiko, and Harmonia.
I was bored, so I wrote descriptions for all of them. Just scroll down each of their pages to see their random histories.
Team Holly.

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Sig made by the awesome FowlStar. :D

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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by burningice » Sat 7th May 2011

Hide in a very conveoinently placed refrigerator. (anyone know where this is from?)

Refrigerator is dropped in pool of man-eating sharks
I can't find my way home.
It's through you.
I know what I'd do
Just to get back in her arms.

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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by faerimagic » Sun 8th May 2011

He waits until all is quiet, and then opens the door and begins to swim to the surface.
But the surface is too high! Now what?
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In order of appearence is Dreads, Belle, Phalaka, Tamakiko, and Harmonia.
I was bored, so I wrote descriptions for all of them. Just scroll down each of their pages to see their random histories.
Team Holly.

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Sig made by the awesome FowlStar. :D

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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by Felina » Sat 21st May 2011

He starts to climb but he falls back. What now?
I emit a chaos field which distorts time and space and creates chaos everywhere around me. That's why my room is always a mess. Image

♫☂♫ ~Let's go dancing and singing in the rain~ ♫☂♫
Image Image

sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... Magic
I'm not hiding anything :p except SECRETS...
Shh... SECRET makes a woman, woman

I never understood a reason WHY to be serious??? if weirdness is awesome :D


*~¤~* *-°♣° × °♠° × °♥° × °°-* *~¤~*

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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by faerimagic » Wed 25th May 2011

His female sidekick (for this particular mission) finally parts from staring at shopping windows, goes to meet Bond, realizes he's in danger, and pulls him out.

She hugs Bond in relief.
BUT SHE IS A DOUBLE AGENT, and is about to activate her poison fingernails. O.o
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In order of appearence is Dreads, Belle, Phalaka, Tamakiko, and Harmonia.
I was bored, so I wrote descriptions for all of them. Just scroll down each of their pages to see their random histories.
Team Holly.

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Sig made by the awesome FowlStar. :D

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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by CaptainMiraKelp » Wed 25th May 2011

He realizes she's a double agent, and knocks her out.

But, the bad guy has a helicopter above him, and is about to shoot...
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To solve a mystery, you sometimes need to take risks.

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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by Felina » Wed 25th May 2011

and they shoot in his arm so he can't fight. NOW what?
I emit a chaos field which distorts time and space and creates chaos everywhere around me. That's why my room is always a mess. Image

♫☂♫ ~Let's go dancing and singing in the rain~ ♫☂♫
Image Image

sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows... Magic
I'm not hiding anything :p except SECRETS...
Shh... SECRET makes a woman, woman

I never understood a reason WHY to be serious??? if weirdness is awesome :D


*~¤~* *-°♣° × °♠° × °♥° × °°-* *~¤~*

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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by domvoia » Sat 28th May 2011

He runs and gets caught...
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by faerimagic » Thu 21st Jul 2011

but then conveniently escapes because of a small flaw in the handcuffs.
He goes back to HQ and is assigned to a mission in antartica. He reaches for the suitcase that he packed, only to find that the SPECIAL PACKAGE is gone. instead, there is a time bomb, and the remaining time left is 5 seconds. No, four...

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