Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

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Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by artymon » Mon 16th Aug 2010

...I'm going to put you in an over elaborate and easily escapable situation.

Okay, this is basically like in a Bond movie or in some other movie where the bad guy has some sort of death room or death situation set up for the hero. Maybe he locks the hero in a room slowly filling with poison but the good buy manages to escape by climbing thru the conveniently available airducts the bad guy neglected to patch up. Like in AF4, where Opal could have very easily killed Artz and Hollz, but chose instead to "indulge herself."

So, you, good people of sacred Fan Gathering, are going to write yourself out of the situation our hero is in and put him in another one.

Example:

User 1: Bond is falling thru the air.
User 2: Bond pulls out a wafer thin parachute and lands in a body of water. Dr. No traps Bond inside of an electric fence and releases a giant squid to kill Bond.
User 3: Bond is able to trick the squid into swimming into the electric fence, thus frying it. Calamari anyone? Bond samples some only to find out it's poisoned.

And so on...

All righty...out first scenario....

Bond (or whoever) is tied to a chair while an axe swings back and forth, coming closer with each stroke, to surely slice him in half. How does he escape?
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by Silversong » Mon 16th Aug 2010

Bond spins around, so the axe cuts off the ropes and he escapes.

Bond is tied up in an empty room with no windows or anything, with poisonous gas slowly filling the room. How does he escape?
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by artymon » Mon 16th Aug 2010

The gas turns out to also be flammable so Bond cons the bad guy into letting him have one last smoke. When the guards light the cigarette for Bond, they are consumed in a fiery ball of flames that eat away Bond's ropes. How does he escape the flames?
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by Silversong » Mon 16th Aug 2010

The guards left the door open, so Bond bursts out the door, only too see the area is on lockdown. Everything is locked and guards are coming in seconds; how does he escape?
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by Ally Kat » Mon 16th Aug 2010

He takes a gun off one his original guards and shoots the new guys coming down the room, and uses them to take off the lockdown, alerting the bad guy so he sets up snipers when Bond starts walking out; how do we get out without getting shot?
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by artymon » Mon 16th Aug 2010

Using a grapple hook concealed in his belt, Bond rapples to the ceiling's rafters and the various beams obstruct the snipers' vision of him as he escapes. Bond makes his way away from the snipers, but ends up trapping himself in a room with a giant tiger.
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by Silversong » Mon 16th Aug 2010

The tiger is upset about being mistreeted, so Bond lets it out. Now he's trapped in ANOTHER empty room.
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Post by crazychick » Mon 16th Aug 2010

Bond uses a lazer watch the cut a Bond-sized hole in the wall. He jumps throught and end up falling from a 1 Billion foot tall skyscraper.
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by JLHxXxX » Mon 16th Aug 2010

Bond opens up his bag, which also has a parachute. He opens the parachute, safely falling to the ground. Though helecopters start swooping around him, shooting at him. How does he escape?
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by Alanna » Tue 17th Aug 2010

The intelligence agency finally picks up his tracking beacon and an armed group of agents fly in and shoot down the copters.

Bond looks like he's going to land on a heap of sharp rocks, how does he save himself?
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by faerimagic » Fri 20th Aug 2010

He uses his parachute to veer away from those rocks. However, it seems he was veered the wrong way, and he is about to collide into the ocean. There is no more time to veer away. How does he escape?
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by cookieninja » Thu 2nd Sep 2010

(awww, I have to help SAVE Bond. Toushi knows how much I want to beat him up *grumble*)

He uses a small radio to call for a boat, which is waiting nearby in shelter from any wind. However, as he lands it appears that the boat seems to have been taken over by armed enemies, who are determined to take him hostage. How does he escape?
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by Alanna » Thu 2nd Sep 2010

Signal flares! When they pin him down Bond grabs the signal flare from underneath the seat, firing it into the captors eyes.

Now Bond has another problem, he's still blinded and the boat is about to hit the rocks.
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by crazychick » Thu 9th Sep 2010

He jumps from the boat, thinking he's saved. Then the sharks arrive. (Oh, the clicheness of it all...) What's he do?
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Re: Before I Keel You, Mister Bond...

Post by faerimagic » Sat 25th Sep 2010

He shoots one shark and swims away. The shark's blood causes all the other sharks to go into a biting frenzy.

However, as he swims away, he is caught in a current that takes him farther away from land. How will he ever reach that wonderful dirt over there?
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