One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Duck With No Name » Mon 17th May 2010

One shalt not simply wear the One Ring in Mordor.
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Ally Kat » Mon 17th May 2010

One does not simply make an egg spin by pulling on their earlobes in Mordor. (Don't ask; book I'm reading. XD )
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I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.

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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Duck With No Name » Mon 17th May 2010

One does not simply blast their way into Mordor using:
Artemis: Brain power
Juliet: A jade ring
Butler: Brute strength
Mulch: ... gas? :P
Holly: A neutrino
Foaly: hoof moisturiser! XD
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Ally Kat » Mon 17th May 2010

One does not simply sing random songs by Owl City and Train in Mordor.
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I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.

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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Duck With No Name » Mon 17th May 2010

One does not simply fly through Mordor... on the back of a flying pig! XD
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Ally Kat » Mon 17th May 2010

One does not simply scream that there's a strawberry avalanch in the nearby moutains in Mordor.
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I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.

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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by dumdiddlydum » Mon 17th May 2010

One does not simply return to Taliesin his harp key in Mordor.
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Don't worry Elmo! I haven't deserted you!
Barney's my friend too!
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Alanna » Wed 19th May 2010

One does not teleport to Mondor after draining a cup of chocolate and creating a portal of it.
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by MuriUmbrielCordeliaN » Wed 19th May 2010

One does not simply ride a rodent of unusual size with Miranda Lambert into Mordor while singing "The House That Built Me."
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Battery » Thu 20th May 2010

One does not simply move to Mordor because of the great bargain your real estate orc is giving you on that acre just below Mt. Doom.
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by cookieninja » Fri 21st May 2010

^WIN!

One does not just jog into Mordor to stay in shape.
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by dumdiddlydum » Fri 21st May 2010

One does not simply stuff themselves with HOMEMADE caramel chocolate bars in Mordor.
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Alanna » Sat 22nd May 2010

One does not get sold to slave traders that are going to Mordor.
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by dumdiddlydum » Sun 23rd May 2010

One does not simply complain of murderous shoes in Mordor.
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by someone » Tue 1st Jun 2010

One does not simply stalk into mordor.
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