One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor
- Duck With No Name
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor
One shalt not simply wear the One Ring in Mordor.
- Ally Kat
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor
One does not simply make an egg spin by pulling on their earlobes in Mordor. (Don't ask; book I'm reading. )
I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.
- Duck With No Name
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor
One does not simply blast their way into Mordor using:
Artemis: Brain power
Juliet: A jade ring
Butler: Brute strength
Mulch: ... gas?
Holly: A neutrino
Foaly: hoof moisturiser!
Artemis: Brain power
Juliet: A jade ring
Butler: Brute strength
Mulch: ... gas?
Holly: A neutrino
Foaly: hoof moisturiser!
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One does not simply sing random songs by Owl City and Train in Mordor.
I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.
- Duck With No Name
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor
One does not simply fly through Mordor... on the back of a flying pig!
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One does not simply scream that there's a strawberry avalanch in the nearby moutains in Mordor.
I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.
- dumdiddlydum
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One does not simply return to Taliesin his harp key in Mordor.
GothicLollipop made my siggie. Jealous much?
Don't worry Elmo! I haven't deserted you!
Barney's my friend too!
TEAM HOLLY
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One does not teleport to Mondor after draining a cup of chocolate and creating a portal of it.
Officially retired. Sorry, but you won't find Alanna around anywhere now. I'm but a ghost.
- MuriUmbrielCordeliaN
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One does not simply ride a rodent of unusual size with Miranda Lambert into Mordor while singing "The House That Built Me."
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One does not simply move to Mordor because of the great bargain your real estate orc is giving you on that acre just below Mt. Doom.
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^WIN!
One does not just jog into Mordor to stay in shape.
One does not just jog into Mordor to stay in shape.
The best comedy around. Monty Python. Please, don't hesitate to look them up.
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- dumdiddlydum
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One does not simply stuff themselves with HOMEMADE caramel chocolate bars in Mordor.
GothicLollipop made my siggie. Jealous much?
Don't worry Elmo! I haven't deserted you!
Barney's my friend too!
TEAM HOLLY
- Alanna
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One does not get sold to slave traders that are going to Mordor.
Officially retired. Sorry, but you won't find Alanna around anywhere now. I'm but a ghost.
- dumdiddlydum
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor
One does not simply complain of murderous shoes in Mordor.
GothicLollipop made my siggie. Jealous much?
Don't worry Elmo! I haven't deserted you!
Barney's my friend too!
TEAM HOLLY
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor
One does not simply stalk into mordor.