One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Artemis Lore » Tue 1st Jun 2010

One does not simply go on a tour to Mount Doom in Mordor.
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Let go of the fears to which you cling,
and in the dark you'll hear them sing...

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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by artymon » Tue 1st Jun 2010

One does not simply complain about the lack of decor in Mordor
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by MuriUmbrielCordeliaN » Tue 1st Jun 2010

One does not simply doggy-paddle into Mordor.

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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by artymon » Tue 1st Jun 2010

One does not simply sing Mister Roger's theme song into Mordor....or do zey?
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Battery » Wed 2nd Jun 2010

^ Only the Nazgûl can do that.

One does not simply walk all the way across the land, climb the stairs of Cirith Ungol, go through Shelob's cave, and follow the orcs into- ... oh wait...
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Ally Kat » Wed 2nd Jun 2010

One does not simply put another at a disadvantage in Mordor. ("I believe you have me at a disadvantage sir. Your name is?")
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I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.

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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Duck With No Name » Thu 3rd Jun 2010

One does not simply attend archery classes in Mordor... with Legolas...

One does not swing an axe at Gimli in Mordor...
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by MuriUmbrielCordeliaN » Thu 3rd Jun 2010

One does not simply fangirl over Cameron Bright and Rollo Weeks in Mordor.

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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Alanna » Fri 4th Jun 2010

One does not simply overtake the LotR fans in Mordor.
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Post by Battery » Sun 6th Jun 2010

One does not simply wok in Mordor
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Duck With No Name » Sun 13th Jun 2010

One does not simply drag Artemis Fowl into Mordor whilst similarly being chased by his mountinous bodyguard to "Bring him back!"
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by faerimagic » Sat 19th Jun 2010

One does not simply run screaming about pointless things off a cliff into Mordor.
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Silversong » Sat 26th Jun 2010

One does not tango into Mordor, whilst singing 'The Gummy Bear Song' in a very high pitched tune.

Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear!
An Upside-Down Reverse RA INBOW
While you are still SINGING
A MELODY, only for you.
Makes the WORLD go swinging...

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The song in the beginning is Reverse Rainbow, by Kagamine Rin and Hatsune Miku.

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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Battery » Sun 27th Jun 2010

One does not simply go into Mordor just to labo vi Orodruin
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Re: One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by cookieninja » Mon 28th Jun 2010

One does not simply go into Mordor looking for a new book idea.
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