One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor
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One does not simply go on a tour to Mount Doom in Mordor.
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One does not simply complain about the lack of decor in Mordor
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One does not simply doggy-paddle into Mordor.
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One does not simply sing Mister Roger's theme song into Mordor....or do zey?
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^ Only the Nazgûl can do that.
One does not simply walk all the way across the land, climb the stairs of Cirith Ungol, go through Shelob's cave, and follow the orcs into- ... oh wait...
One does not simply walk all the way across the land, climb the stairs of Cirith Ungol, go through Shelob's cave, and follow the orcs into- ... oh wait...
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One does not simply put another at a disadvantage in Mordor. ("I believe you have me at a disadvantage sir. Your name is?")
I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.
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One does not simply attend archery classes in Mordor... with Legolas...
One does not swing an axe at Gimli in Mordor...
One does not swing an axe at Gimli in Mordor...
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One does not simply fangirl over Cameron Bright and Rollo Weeks in Mordor.
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One does not simply overtake the LotR fans in Mordor.
Officially retired. Sorry, but you won't find Alanna around anywhere now. I'm but a ghost.
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One does not simply drag Artemis Fowl into Mordor whilst similarly being chased by his mountinous bodyguard to "Bring him back!"
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One does not simply run screaming about pointless things off a cliff into Mordor.
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One does not tango into Mordor, whilst singing 'The Gummy Bear Song' in a very high pitched tune.
Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear!
Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear!
An Upside-Down Reverse RA INBOW
While you are still SINGING
A MELODY, only for you.
Makes the WORLD go swinging...
Team Holly!
Thank you to FS for the lovely avvie!
Thank you to CC for the avvie that became a siggie :3.
And thanks for Bobo's and FS's siggies that I didn't use but are saved in my hardrive for future use :3
The song in the beginning is Reverse Rainbow, by Kagamine Rin and Hatsune Miku.
While you are still SINGING
A MELODY, only for you.
Makes the WORLD go swinging...
Team Holly!
Thank you to FS for the lovely avvie!
Thank you to CC for the avvie that became a siggie :3.
And thanks for Bobo's and FS's siggies that I didn't use but are saved in my hardrive for future use :3
The song in the beginning is Reverse Rainbow, by Kagamine Rin and Hatsune Miku.
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One does not simply go into Mordor just to labo vi Orodruin
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One does not simply go into Mordor looking for a new book idea.
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