One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

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One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor

Post by Battery » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

We all know it to be true. Boromir told us in the first Lord of the Rings movie, and it has since become one of the most famous lines out of the trilogy. There's just one thing. There have to be other things one cannot simply do into Mordor, right? So, what are they?

My personal favorite so far was from someone (that is their name), who doesn't have an account, which was: One does not simply ride the hotshots into Mordor.

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Post by crazychick » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply ride a basalisk into mordor...
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Post by Battery » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply skydive into Mordor...
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Post by faerimagic » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply dance into Mordor.
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In order of appearence is Dreads, Belle, Phalaka, Tamakiko, and Harmonia.
I was bored, so I wrote descriptions for all of them. Just scroll down each of their pages to see their random histories.
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Post by Battery » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply ride the flying monkeys into Mordor
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Post by faerimagic » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply walk into Mordor with pajamas and a shower cap.
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In order of appearence is Dreads, Belle, Phalaka, Tamakiko, and Harmonia.
I was bored, so I wrote descriptions for all of them. Just scroll down each of their pages to see their random histories.
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Post by Julissa Holly Fowl » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply run into Mordor.

Not creative, I know. XD
AWARENESS+ACTION=IMPACT.

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Post by faerimagic » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply go into Mordor with no creativity.
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In order of appearence is Dreads, Belle, Phalaka, Tamakiko, and Harmonia.
I was bored, so I wrote descriptions for all of them. Just scroll down each of their pages to see their random histories.
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Post by Battery » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply Slip'n'Slide into Mordor
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Post by faerimagic » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply dance the Hokey Pokey into Mordor.
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In order of appearence is Dreads, Belle, Phalaka, Tamakiko, and Harmonia.
I was bored, so I wrote descriptions for all of them. Just scroll down each of their pages to see their random histories.
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Post by Battery » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply ease on down the road to Mordor
(It's from The Wiz)
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Post by faerimagic » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply carry an elephant while wearing a tutu and balancing on an orange and purple polka dotted ball on a tightrope over a pit of flames over 435 degrees while singing The best of both worlds into a handheld microphone into Mordor.
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Post by Battery » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply charge into Mordor unplanned while shouting "LEEEROOY JEENKINNS"
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Post by hitsugayatoushiro » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

One does not simply get carried by a Russian bodybuilding muscle-man into Mordor.
And every time I think I've managed to get you out of my life you walk back in.
We'll build a castle in the sky, just big enough for the two of us,
Not straying in heaven for too long in case we can't get back out.
And we'll dance in the darkness,
The chaos bringing us peace,
We revel in the serenity of destruction.

Lick the blood off your hands,
wipe the sweat off your brow,
Me and you, we're the same.

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Post by Miasaki-chan » Sat 3rd Apr 2010

one does not simply walk into Mordor with A live snake draped around one's head.
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