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Post by artymon I\/ » Tue 5th Nov 2019

Yeaaaahhh....I'm pretty sure my next work is going to get me in trouble.
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*snickers* But just....it's..... *snickers*
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You'll understand when you read it, I promise.
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Just that one line... xD
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Post by artymon I\/ » Wed 13th Nov 2019

Having a bit of a dry spell with the one story...
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Roxy: Which one?
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...all of them...
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Ever since I re-read that bit about the Jehovah Witnesses, it's thrown me off.
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Post by artymon I\/ » Wed 13th Nov 2019

Ope, hang on...

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Potential religious offense, please do not read if easily offended. Run, my child, run back to the safety of your bubble wrap world! Quickly! Before the Langoliers come for you!
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Bubble wrap world...hm...sounds like a modern song that's keyed to the tune of some nifty fifties rockabilly.
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Nah, I could see it more as a 90s song. Possibly with a tang of psychedelia
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There she was, in a bubble wrap world
Held under plastic, like a Barbie-girl
A single need could make her go pop
Nobody around to tell me to stop
On and on we went, rock'n'rollin'
Simply put, my heart got stolen
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Post by artymon I\/ » Wed 13th Nov 2019

Anyway...where we were? Oh aye, the more or less offensive joke.

To be clear, the fact it's (potentially) offensive is not the cause for my inability to write.

Everything has the potential to be offense, depending on how one chooses to interpret it.

My source of frustration stems from uncovering it after our heroes have already gained entry to their target's house. It's a decent enough gag. Knock knock knock, oi, you can't get rid of us that easily; we were trained by Jehovah Witnesses. But it doesn't work with them already in the house, waiting for the target. He thinks he's gotten away from them...potentially I could have the guy run into another room and then they bang on that door for the JW bit. But it feels like it'd be a lost point

Roxy: Perhaps the fact you forgot to insert it was more subliminal than you want to let on.

I mean...that's a possibility, not a probability. My other joke is more offensive, (you know the club/combined thing...hm...what're we going to call that? Hound Dogs and Dirty Squirrels xDDDD Yes. That.)
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Post by artymon I\/ » Wed 13th Nov 2019

Then there's the confrontation, how does it go down? Nasty? Do they come to an agreement?
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Post by artymon I\/ » Wed 13th Nov 2019

Are there any gags to consider? That we might want to add? I didn't want to put a lot of thought into this story, it was literally supposed to be a day and done write.

Roxy: Then just finish it.
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