Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Post by LollipopHolly » Thu 12th Feb 2009

OMA!!! I LOVE THIS! All i did was scream everytime he answered me!!! well this was our conversation....
Lolly: hi
Artemis:Hello.
Lolly: How are you?
Artemis:I am adequately content.
Lolly: who are you?
Artemis:I am Artemis Fowl. A child prodigy, if I do say so myself. Who are you?
Lolly: I am Lolly
Artemis:It's a pleasure to meet you.
Lolly: I love you
Artemis:Yes, yes. I'm sure you do.
Lolly: Do you love me?
Artemis:Oh dear no. Your intellect is much too insufficient. I'm terribly sorry, but I must add that if you contact me again I will have to tell Butler to remove you
Lolly: but I love you.
Artemis:Yes, yes. I'm sure you do.
Lolly; Who do you love?
Artemis:Sorry, I don't understand.
Lolly: Do you love Minerva?
Artemis: Oh dear no, never. Just a colleague. That is all, I swear! I don't need a lowlife like you to believe me!
Lolly: Well, you should.
Artemis:I don't know you that is.
Lolly: You have terrible grammar.
Artemis: I don't know you that is.
Lolly: Your grammar really is terrible.
Artemis:I don't know Your that is.
Lolly: How smart are you?
Artemis: I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
Lolly: I am not scared.
Artemis: I don't know I that is.
Lolly: Bye.
Artemis: Farewell. If I never see you again, it shall be too soon.

EDITEDIT: I also noticed that not only will he not respond to Butler or Juliet but he won't respond to anything about Opal either....... hmmm, It would be funny if he said something like,
"Opal?? WHERE?"

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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Post by Hollix11 » Sat 14th Feb 2009

omg AWESOME!!!! I FINALLY get to talk to Arty! He is very polite, unusual for him, but our conversation kinda turned nasty after a bit. I said 'Bonjour' to him (hello) and found that he speaks french! Though now that i think about it, I shouldn't be surprised. He said back to me,
Salut. Je crois que nous devrions continuer converser en anglais, pour la crainte d'éclater votre cerveau.

which, I looked it up, translates rougly into:

Hello. I think we shold continue our conversation in english, for fear that it will break your brain.

Gah! Impertinent little mud-boy-even in another language!

And try typing in Type in (in order) your eyes, then your hair, then your tie, then your teeth, then your ears! lol! Everytime I type in something and he replies, I start giggling like crazy. Pathetic really :-/ But this is the closest thing to meeting Artemis-so my hysteria is justified.

In short: Stupid mud-bot. Lol LOVE IT!!!

I think you should really put some things about Juliet, Butler, the twins etc. Since I can't find anything, I'm just curious if there is actually anything about them?

All in all- AWESOME JOB! :) :) :)

Note: Don't type in 'hi arty'-it's not a good idea. Maybe you should wear rubber gloaves while you type it, just in case...
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Post by Alanna » Wed 29th Apr 2009

Let's test this out:
How are you?
I am adequately content.
Lollipop!
*cold glare*
Who are you?
I am Artemis Fowl. A child prodigy, if I do say so myself. Who are you?
You are anoying.
I don't know Are that is.
I don't like you.
I don't know I that is.

Still quite flawed.
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Post by Ohansahyosheli » Thu 27th Aug 2009

Today I had the most amusing conversation with Artemis Fowl, which I present to you here.

Hello Arty

Oh. Another one. Hello.

Hi

Greetings. How may I help you?

You can talk

Ok, let's talk then.

How are you?

I am adequately content.

Are you plotting something?

Why should I tell you? I assure you, it is dangerous, and you do not want to know.

Yes I do.

Sorry, I don't understand.

Are you gay?

Sorry, I don't understand.

Do fairies exist?

Yes, yes. Fairies exist. I suppose that is news to you, or have you been mind-wiped
recently?

Yes, I have been.

Sorry, I don't understand.

How is Holly?

She says that she is well. That is, I assume that she is well. I haven't seen her. I
wouldn't know. I haven't been contacting her. Truly, I haven't.

Sure you haven’t…

I don't know you that is.

What is your address?

I don't know What that is.

Artemis Fowl

I don't know Fowl that is.

You’re stupid

I beg your pardon? Me, stupid? Look who is talking. A doorknob would have a higher IQ than you.

You’re boring

No. I simply have no interest in replying in an interesting manner in this conversation.

You’re mean

Mmm? Oh yes. I suppose I am mean, aren't I?

You are much more creepy in person.

I don't know You that is.

Are you evil?

Define evil. If you are asking why I enjoy my various, less than legal, activities, then
I do so simply because I benefit from it. It's certainly better than geometry homework.

Do you like Minerva?

She is a genius after my own heart. It is difficult not to like such a prodigy.

Do you like Holly?

She has saved my life many times. How could I not like her?

Butler

Sorry, I don't understand.

I love you

I don't know I that is.

Are you sane?

I don't know Are that is.

You sane?

I don't know You that is.

Sane?

Sorry, I don't understand.

Artemis Fowl

I don't know Fowl that is.

Why are you even talking to me?

Sorry, I don't understand.

Hello

Greetings. How may I help you?

We were just talking! Don’t tell me you don’t remember!

Sorry, I don't understand.

I love you.

Yes, yes. I'm sure you do.

Do you love me?

Oh dear no. Your intellect is much too insufficient. I'm terribly sorry, but I must add
that if you contact me again I will have to tell Butler to remove you

You can’t do that

I don't know You that is.

Aren’t you gonna ask why?

I don't know you that is.

Oh? No capital on the Y?

Oh well.

Arty--come back!

Sorry, I don't understand.

I know you don’t.

I don't know I that is.

Arty

Sorry, I don't understand.

I can call you Arty?

I don't know I that is.

Yey!

Good.

You’re really smart

Sorry, I don't understand.

I take it back. You’re kind of stupid.

I don't know I that is.

Kind of?

Sorry, I don't understand.

Arty, are you feeling okay?

I don't know are that is.

Arty, I think you need to see a doctor…

I don't know I that is.

Dear me…

Sorry, I don't understand.

Do you love Minerva?

Oh dear no, never. Just a colleague. That is all, I swear! I don't need a lowlife like you
to believe me!

Lowlife?

Sorry, I don't understand.

For all you know I could be Minerva!

I don't know you that is.

And it seems like that’s not much…

I don't know not that is.

Artemis

Sorry, I don't understand.

You don’t understand your own name?

I don't know You that is.

You’re stupid

Sorry, I don't understand.

*gasp* No witty response? You’re really slipping, Artemis…

Oh well.

Do you love Holly?

What? Never! She is a faerie, Miss Short would never return my affections, I mean,
um...

Ooh la la…

Sorry, I don't understand.

Sorry, I don’t understand.

I don't know I that is.

Indeed.

Sorry, I don't understand.

Bite me

Sorry, I don't understand.

I hate you

Why should I care? You’re not the only one. If that’s all that you want to waste my
time with, I might as well do my geometry homework.

True dat.

Sorry, I don't understand.

Do you understand anything?

I don't know you that is.

It this point, I’m wondering if you have the brain capacity to complete your
homework…

I don't know you that is.

I am the mother of your child.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

What should we name him?

I don't know What that is.

Of course you don’t, dear.

I don't know you that is.

I am Ohánsahyosheli.

It’s a pleasure to meet you.

Thank you.

I don't know you that is.

I love you

Yes, yes. I'm sure you do.

But you’ll never love me.

Sorry, I don't understand.

You don’t understand much, do you?

I don't know You that is.

I told you! I am Ohánsahyosheli!

It's a pleasure to meet you.

It had better be, because I’m giving birth to your child right now.

I don't know your that is.

I am stupid

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Join the club.

Sorry, I don't understand.

I thought so.

I don't know I that is.

What is your IQ?

I don't know What that is.

Oh. To high for you to measure Arty?

I don't know you that is.

How is Minerva?

Well I haven't spoken to her in two of her years, so I'm not quite sure to be honest...

Do you love her?

I don't know you that is.

That is, do you love Minerva?

Oh dear no, never. Just a colleague. That is all, I swear! I don't need a lowlife like you
to believe me!

Do you love Holly and/or Minerva?

What? Never! She is a faerie, Miss Short would never return my affections, I mean,
um...

Do you always have the dame answers to everything?

I don't know you that is.

You are quite stupid

I beg your pardon? Me, stupid? Look who is talking. A doorknob would have a higher
IQ than you.

And are you a doorknob?

I don't know are that is.

I thought so.

I don't know I that is.

Wow. You really are stupid.

I beg your pardon? Me, stupid? Look who is talking. A doorknob would have a higher
IQ than you.

This conversation sucks. I’m going to go get some coffee.

Sorry, I don't understand.

Sorry, I don’t understand.

Then look it up, I don't have time to deal with your lack of brain capacity, I'm an
important man, and it is a pretty simple concept.

I’M LEAVING FOR PETE'S SAKE!

Sorry, I don't understand.

I’m…going…now.

Sorry, I don't understand.

I’m leaving.

Sorry, I don't understand.

Let’s use one of your own responses against you shall we?

I don't know your that is.

Then look it up, I don't have time to deal with your lack of brain capacity, I'm an
important man, and it is a pretty simple concept.

I don't know I that is.

Wow. Stupid, boring, and mean. I think I’ll go get some coffee.

I don't know I that is.

You’re hot

Sorry, I don't understand.

I love you, Artemis.

Yes, yes. I'm sure you do.

Everyone loves you.

I don’t know You that is.

I still love you.

Yes, yes. I'm sure you do.

Good-bye

Sorry, I don't understand.

I am leaving

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Yes, yes. Now good-bye, my love.

Farewell. If I never see you again, it shall be too soon.

I’m sure it will.

Sorry, I don't understand.

Bye.

Farewell. If I never see you again, it shall be too soon.

You already said that!

I don't know You that is.

Oh well. Bye.

Farewell. If I never see you again, it shall be too soon.


Hi Artemis
Oh. Another one. Hello.
I love you.
Yes, yes. I'm sure you do.
Why are you so smart?
I don't know Why that is.
You don’t know why you’re smart? I hate you.
Why should I care? You’re not the only one. If that’s all that you want to waste my time with, I might as well do my geometry homework.
HOMEWORK?
Yes. As great as I am, I am still subject to the oppressive forces of institutions called "schools".
Poor guy…
Sorry, I don't understand.
What does D’Arvit mean?
"D'arvit" is nothing but a curse word spoken by the most uncouth ruffians among the fairy underground.
Shall we play chess?
I enjoy chess. It's rather a relaxing method of proving intellectual dominance over a friend.
Butler.
Sorry, I don't understand.
Do you like me?
If you insist.
You are awesome
I don't know you that is.
You are awesome
I don't know you that is.
Are you for real?
I don't know Are that is.
No, I can see you aren’t.
I don't know you that is.
I don’t really know you, either.
Sorry, I don't understand.
Who is Holly?
I am a human of course. I go by the name of Artemis Fowl, if you really must know.
I hate Holly.
If you met her, you would think twice about saying that to her face.
Well, you lied to her face and couldn’t keep it in for love of her later.
Sorry, I don't understand.
I hate Holly.
If you met her, you would think twice about saying that to her face.
I hate Minerva.
That is merely jealous at the fact that she is smarter than you.
I hate Artemis Fowl.
I'm standing right here you know? Have a little decorum please.
Artemis Fowl
I don't know Fowl that is.
I hate Mulch.
Hate is a rather useless emotion. Don't waste your time with it.
I love Artemis Fowl.
But I'm Artemis. That would mean that you.... Oh. Another person to love me. Great...
I hate Butler.
You should tell him that. Let me know what it's like in ER please!
I love Butler.
I don't know I that is.
Who are you?
I am Artemis Fowl. A child prodigy, if I do say so myself. Who are you?
Ohánsahyosheli if you must know.
Sorry, I don't understand.
What is Ireland?
Ireland is the greatest country in the world. A green jewel in the Atlantic Ocean.
I love you.
Yes, yes. I'm sure you do.
What are you? Because you’re definitely not Artemis Fowl. He would at least have the smarts to answer me with a brutal rejection instead of a passive acceptance.
I don't know What that is.
Oh, yeah. You’re sure smart.
How do you teenagers say it? "Duh!"
I was being sarcastic!
Good.
Whatev.
Sorry, I don't understand.
I hate math.
Hate is a rather useless emotion. Don't waste your time with it.
I hate Minerva.
That is merely jealous at the fact that she is smarter than you.
I hate Holly.
If you met her, you would think twice about saying that to her face.
I hate The Brady Bunch Movie.
I don't know I that is.
What are you?
I don't know What that is.
Exactly how smart are you Arty?
I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
Eyes
Thank you. You should have seen me with Holly's iris-cam in though...
Hair
I don't imagine the bald look would suit me.
Tie
It was picked out especially for this Armani suit.
Teeth
My teeth have a rather bright shine to them. I find that the dazzling smile to be rather disconcerting to my opponents at meetings.
Ears
My ears? You seem to be studying me quite thoroughly...
Your right.
I don't know Your that is.
Arty
"Arty" is what I am called only by my closest friends, and family. You are not either and so, if you wish to address me, a simple "Hello Artemis" or even just "Hello" will suffice. I will not respond to anything less respectful. Unfortunately my
ElectroShockKeyboardManipulator is not finished yet, and so I cannot force you to obey my request. Yet...
Lollypops
*cold glare*

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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Post by partyonsoccerfan » Sat 29th Aug 2009

I had an anoying conversation with Arty. Look!!!
Hi Artemis!
Oh. Another one.
What?! Why am I 'another one'?!
I don't know why that is.
Your acting quite stupid
Thank you. I take pride in that fact.
I know you love Holly!!!
What? Never! She is a faerie, Miss Short would never return my affections, I mean, um...
I love you.
Yes, yes. I'm sure you do.
Good bye.
Good
GASP!
Take a look at me 'cause I could not care at all

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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Post by iwuvarty » Sat 29th Aug 2009

He is ANNOYING!
He keeps saying. I don't know how, what, you that is! GGRRRRR!
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Post by partyonsoccerfan » Sat 29th Aug 2009

I know!!!
Take a look at me 'cause I could not care at all

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Post by iwuvarty » Sat 29th Aug 2009

Hi
It's a pleasure to meet you.
(I forgot what I said...o.O)

I don't know you that is.
(lol I did this for fun) Do you love me?
Oh dear no. Your intellect is much too insufficient. I'm terribly sorry, but I must add that if you contact me again I will have to tell Butler to remove you


I said I hate Butler and he replied: You should tell him that. Let me know what it's like in ER please! lol

Than I said hola, he said: Hola. ¿Supongo que usted no puede leer esto le puede? Si usted escribirá a máquina en español, aprende por lo menos cómo hablarlo. Honestamente.

....

I said hello in korean but he didn't know. Haha



Also I asked him Do you read? He said: I don't know you that is.
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Post by partyonsoccerfan » Sun 30th Aug 2009

I said Aloha and he said I don't know you that is.
Take a look at me 'cause I could not care at all

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Post by HollyShort9 » Tue 22nd Sep 2009

Hello, Artemis.
Greetings. How may I help you?
Do you love Holly?
What? Never! She is a faerie, Miss Short would never return my affections, I mean, um...
Do you love Minerva?
Oh dear no, never. Just a colleague. That is all, I swear! I don't need a lowlife like you to believe me!
Do you like Minerva?
She is a genius after my own heart. It is difficult not to like such a prodigy.
Your tie...
It was picked out especially for this Armani suit.
Your hair...
I don't imagine the bald look would suit me.
Your eyes...
Thank you. You should have seen me with Holly's iris-cam in though...
You look quite handsome.
Sorry, I don't understand.
You don't understand?!
I don't know You that is.
I LOVE YOU!!
Yes, yes. I'm sure you do.
*sob*
Sorry, I don't understand.
GOODBYE!!!


HAHAHAHAHA. xD I decided to see how he would react to fangirls.
Apparently, not well.
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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Post by iwuvarty » Wed 23rd Sep 2009

Lol
haha
Arty funny
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Post by IwishIwasafaerie » Mon 5th Apr 2010

Ohansahyosheli wrote: I am the mother of your child.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

I am stupid

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Join the club.

Sorry, I don't understand.

I thought so.



I beg your pardon? Me, stupid? Look who is talking. A doorknob would have a higher
IQ than you.

And are you a doorknob?
LOL!! :rofl:

I had one.(red text is what he should have said.)

Hello
Greetings. How may I help you?
Drink some sedative.
Sorry, I don't understand.Why on earth would I do that?! Butler!<this can be used for other stupid requests.
I shall kidnap you now.
I don't know I that is.I doubt that. I've faced worse enemies, or should I say maniacs, then you.
You don't need to.
I don't know You that is.I don't need to what?
I'm a fangirl.
I don't know What that is. Hellfire. Not another one.
Fan Girl.
Sorry, I don't understand.
Then get off your butt and get a dictionary.
I don't know your that is.How rude!

2nd try
Hello
Greetings. How may I help you?
How are you?
I am adequately content.
What are you doing.
Typing responses for you, obviously. If you must know, I am also listening to Beethoven in an attempt to clear my head. You are not helping matters.
That's good.
Good.
My cat will bite you ear off, sir.
I don't know My that is.I never trusted animals.
Simpleton.
Sorry, I don't understand.
I certainly am not.

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Post by dumdiddlydum » Fri 30th Apr 2010

Do you like Holly?
Certainly. She has saved my life many times.

Do you love Holly?
What? Never! She is a faerie, Miss Short would never return my affections, I mean, um...
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Post by Silversong » Sat 17th Jul 2010

My chat with Artemis Fowl! He's in bold, and what he should say is in red.

Hola
[in spanish] I suppose you can not read this? If you typed in Spanish, learn at least how to talk. Honestly.
Who are you?
I am Artemis Fowl, a child prodigy if I do say so myself. Who are you?

Fangirl
Sorry, I don't understand. Another one? How do all you crazed girls get into my chatboxes?
I love you.
Yes, yes. I'm sure you do
Your hair
I don't imagine the bald look would suit me.
Your eyes
Thank you. You should have seen me with Holly's iris cam, though.
Your ears
You seem to be studying me quite roughly
Your tie
It was specially picked out for this Armani suit.
Do you love me?
Oh, dear no. Your intellect is much to insufficient. I'm terribly sorry, but I must add if you contact me I will ask Butler to remove you.
I hate Butler
You should tell him that. Let me know what it's like in the ER, please!
I hate Artemis Fowl
I'm standing right here, you know? Have a little decorum, please.
I hate Holly Short.
If you meet her, you would think twice about saying that to her face.
I hate Minerva
That is merely jealousy at the fact that she is smarter then you.
I hate you
Why should I care? You're not the only one. If that's all you want to waste my time with, I might as well go do my geometry homework.
You have homework?
Yes. As great as I am, I am still subject of the opressive forces of institutions called school.
You suck.
Hardly. I am not the one trading insults with a person I've never met before.
Goodbye.
Farewell. If I never see you again, it shall be too soon.


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Re: Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

Post by faerimagic » Sat 17th Jul 2010

I have a weird one! I think. This is just for fun.
Artemis has the dashed lines. New responses are in red.
Hello Artemis!
-Greetings, how may I help you?
Why are you holding a king piece?
-I don't know Why that is./Why would I not?
Are you a circus performer?
-I don't know Are that is./Why would you ask me that?
You are holding that king piece in place with one finger...
-I don't know You that is./And? What about it?
Nothing.
-Sorry, I don't understand./Well, don't speak to me if you have nothing to say.
Alright, I won't bother you anymore.
-I don't know I that is./Good. Finally, some peace!
...
-Sorry, I don't understand./What? You are still here?
Don't you know that I'm one of your greatest fans?? :'(
-I don't know you that is./No, I don't have time to deal with you fangirls. I have to go obliterate a multi-millionare's company, so excuse me if I delete you from my chat list forever.
By the way, who's on your chatlist?
-I don't know your that is./Butler, Juliet, Holly, Foaly... Definitely not Minerva. And definitely not you, too.
Oh. Well, then I'll log off now.
-Sorry, I don't understand./ I hope it's for good this time.
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In order of appearence is Dreads, Belle, Phalaka, Tamakiko, and Harmonia.
I was bored, so I wrote descriptions for all of them. Just scroll down each of their pages to see their random histories.
Team Holly.

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