Artemis Fowl Chat - Test Version!

[veelagirl]

wat do u mean? we use it.

[nindra]

wat do u mean? we use it.

More generally, if you write like a semi-literate boob you will very likely be ignored. So don't use instant-messaging shortcuts. Spelling "you" as "u" makes you look like an semi-literate boob to save two entire keystrokes. Worse: writing like a l33t script kiddie hax0r is the absolute kiss of death and guarantees you will receive nothing but stony silence (or, at best, a heaping helping of scorn and sarcasm) in return.

Well, that doesn't apply everywhere, but if you have tech-problems, you'd better to learn properly before going to ask help from "computer whizs". I suppose Artemis would easily just ignore txt-sp33kers, so...

[veelagirl]

wat?, damn, i mean, what? ok, i'm starting to write properly. when i can remember. arty, don't judge me for how i used to write!

[LEP]

this is really fun, but no one knows it!!!!!!

if we say something he don't understand
It's none of your business.

[veelagirl]

haha good one.
and sometimes if you say 'i love you' he says 'oh, another one'

i love that! teeheehee!

[LEP]

will it still update?
it is a great work, why don't continue it?

[MichaelM]

will it still update?
it is a great work, why don't continue it?

It's a lot of work adding all those phrases to it, and it needs soooooooooo many phrases.

[HollyShort9]

Here was my conversation with him.

Me: Arty's your nickname, is it not?
Artemis: I don't know your that is.
Me: What did you just say?
Artemis: I am a human of course. I go by the name of Artemis Fowl, if you really must know.
Me:Do you like Minerva?
Artemis: She is a genius after my own heart. It is difficult NOT to like such a prodigy.
Me: You're boring. I'm going to leave.
Artemis: Sorry, I don't understand.

(takes key and threatenly puts it in door) Fangirls! After Minerva! (turns the key and fangirls parade and kill Minerva.)

[LEP]

oh god he is so stupid!!!!! just this chat board not artemis himself

i said "i am going to kill you"
he answer"it's a plesure to meet you"

he want's to die
he can say"I must inform you that Bulter must be more skillful than you."

if you say sorry
he can said "That's no need to be sorry"
seems he is nice
a nice boy?

[017350]

Here's my chat. I was pretending to be his enemy, Jon Spiro:

Me: Hello, Artemis. Long time no see!
Artemis: Greetings. How may I help you?
Me: I just wanted to say: I hate you!
Artemis: Why should I care? You’re not the only one. If that’s all that you want to waste my time with, I might as well do my geometry homework.
Me: Artemis, you suck!
Artemis: Hardly. I am not the one trading insults with a person I've never met before, am I?
Me: I am your enemy, Fowl. I am Jon Spiro!
Artemis: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Me: AAAAUUUUURRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! GOOD BYE!!!
Artemis: Good.

Conversation 2:

Me: Hello?
Artemis: Greetings. How may I help you?
Me: Who are you?
Artemis: I am Artemis Fowl. A child prodigy, if I do say so myself. Who are you?
Me: I am 017350 of FanGathering, also a child prodigy.
Artemis: It's a pleasure to meet you.
Me: Good Bye!
Artemis: Good.

A few things to say to Artemis in the ChatBox:

I hate you.

I hate Holly.

A hate Artemis Fowl.

I hate Mulch.

I hate Butler.

Who are you?

What is Ireland?

What is America?

I love you.

Sorry, I don't understand.

And my favorite:

You are smart.

I hope you like them!

[harrygz]

it should look for induvidual words such as butler says something about butler, chess says something about chess.

[017350]

[Statement]: It does.

[HollyShort9]

Omg lol this was the newest conversation I've had with the chat. [By the way, Artemis is the bold text. I'm normal text]

Hello. How are you?

Greetings. How may I help you?

You know Minerva, correct?

I don't know You that is.

How annoying ARE you?!

I am adequately content.

....What?

I don't know What that is.

Okay then..

Sorry, I don't understand.

Do you know how incredibly hot some girls think you are?

I don't know you that is.

YOU. SUCK. I'm leaving.

Hardly. I am not the one who is trading insults with a person I've never met before, am I?

Nice update for the last one, Mich That one about trading insults.

[GoMulchGo]

This is sooo cool! They have something like this on bored.com. It is called Oliverbot. I don't know much jargon stuff about the internet so maybe you could look at this bot here and copy most of his replies to the Artemis bot, but not his personality because he thinks of himself as a robot and I don't think Artemis enjoys Star Trek either. Anyway, you should also put in replies about lollipops, gold, his parents, his enemies, his other friends, books, Earl Grey tea, meditation, and trolls. If there are others I will let you know.

[Inioch]

Some random fun answers I got


Why are you evil?

Define evil. If you are asking why I enjoy my various, less than legal, activities, then I do so simply because I benefit from it. It's certainly better than geometry homework.
(Nice answer )

Where do you live?

I really could be anywhere. Isn't the internet a fantastic invention?
(Really? )

What is LEP?

The LEP are the Lower Elements Police, the fairy police if you like. They do try their hardest, but I'd be lying if I said they haven't had to call in my help before.
(He indeed likes to brag )

Who are Holly?

Miss Short? Why do you ask? She is merely my associate. Well, an accomplice. A good friend. Yes, why do you ask? She's just a friend. Nothing more.
(Suuuure )

Do you like Holly?

She has saved my life many times. How could I not like her?
(Now he is being more honest!

Do you love Holly?

What? Never! She is a faerie, Miss Short would never return my affections, I mean, um...
(Why so insecure Artemis? Are you hiding something from us? )

Do you love Minerva?

Oh dear no, never. Just a colleague. That is all, I swear! I don't need a lowlife like you to believe me!
(I like that one )

Do you love me?

Oh dear no. Your intellect is much too insufficient. I'm terribly sorry, but I must add that if you contact me again I will have to tell Butler to remove you
(He dosen't seem to love me after all )

Why are you mean?

I suppose this question deserves a fair answer. It is because you are so impossibly dense when compared to me that I have no choice but to remind you of your stupidity so you may adjust to the real world. Look at it as a sort of favor, if you will. If I didn't expose you to this harsh reality, you would presumably commence to prance about believing you were superior to the general public. No, I'm afraid it is my moral duty to protect you from such humiliation. Besides, if I were to force myself to respect a dim-witted individual such as yourself, I would doubtless lose my sanity.
(Uhm... That was a long and funny answer)

I had very funny with him Thanks for making him