I'm sorry if this topic already exists.
I actually did this once:
Me: "OMG"
Other person: "Who is this"
Me: "Omg sir so sorry about your laundry I think my dog pooped on it and then my cat tore a hole in it and now your underpants are inside the toilet"
Other person: "WHO IS THIS"
Me: "Go fly a kite"
*keeps phone and then gets sick laughing*
Once, my Sinhala tutor called and I thought it was someone playing a prank, and me and my cousin said "Loser your prank call failed" and the next day he asked who answered the phone
I'd love to hear some of your ones.
What to say during a prank call
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What to say during a prank call
--Shaadia Cader, Princess of weird, Commander of Boncus, leading General in the Anti- punctuation mark army and Heir to the Throne of Insanity.
I am the (not so) lovely Princess of Eternal Weird, I'm (not so) graceful and (not at all) feminine, and I (never) wear ball gowns. My favorite color is (SO NOT)pink and I (well this one's true at least) love cats.
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Re: What to say during a prank call
Pizza hut: hello welcome to pizza hut my name is Kevin how may i hel-
me: *deadpool soundboard* Hey bucky, i want pizza, and a lot of it
Kevin: its kevin and how much is a lot sir?
Me: OVER 9000!!!!! no i'm not gonna do that reference
Kevin: then how much si-
Me: yeah thats great talk to my hand.
Kevin: so... what do you want on your... eh... 9000 pizzas sir?
Me: I love the smell of pancakes in the morning, smells like... victory
Kevin: I'm sorry but we don't have pancakes as a topping
Me: *deadpool soundboard, not me* Oh then Fu** this *hangs up*
me: *deadpool soundboard* Hey bucky, i want pizza, and a lot of it
Kevin: its kevin and how much is a lot sir?
Me: OVER 9000!!!!! no i'm not gonna do that reference
Kevin: then how much si-
Me: yeah thats great talk to my hand.
Kevin: so... what do you want on your... eh... 9000 pizzas sir?
Me: I love the smell of pancakes in the morning, smells like... victory
Kevin: I'm sorry but we don't have pancakes as a topping
Me: *deadpool soundboard, not me* Oh then Fu** this *hangs up*
I am Finn/Slepyoneshot, but it has been half a year and i forgot my password and made a new account
We just got a new car! i like to call it, the warthog
i think it looks like a puma
what like the shoe company?
no like a lion... a big cat of some kind
what you mean like a puma?
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We just got a new car! i like to call it, the warthog
i think it looks like a puma
what like the shoe company?
no like a lion... a big cat of some kind
what you mean like a puma?
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Re: What to say during a prank call
Heehee..."it's over 9000" classic internet meme...
Here's another real one we did. Asma is my friend.
Pizza Hut: Good evening madame, what would you like to order?
Asma: Anything but the disgusting stuff on your brochures.
Pizza Hut: UH...We have...promotions...
Asma: BUT NO ICE CREAM PIZZA!! USELESS!!
heehee...not kidding. It was kinda recent. And another one:
Grandma: Hello?
Me: *playing 1D song on iPod*
iPod: "LET'S GO CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN, I KNOW WE ONLY MET BUT LET'S--
Me and my friends: WE ARE ONE DIRECTION!! YOU JUST WON A FREE TICKET TO A CONCERT, GIRL!!
iPod: *changes to Demi Lovato song* I THINK I'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!
I'm so not kidding. My friend's grandma was like, "Whaaaat?"
Here's another real one we did. Asma is my friend.
Pizza Hut: Good evening madame, what would you like to order?
Asma: Anything but the disgusting stuff on your brochures.
Pizza Hut: UH...We have...promotions...
Asma: BUT NO ICE CREAM PIZZA!! USELESS!!
heehee...not kidding. It was kinda recent. And another one:
Grandma: Hello?
Me: *playing 1D song on iPod*
iPod: "LET'S GO CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN, I KNOW WE ONLY MET BUT LET'S--
Me and my friends: WE ARE ONE DIRECTION!! YOU JUST WON A FREE TICKET TO A CONCERT, GIRL!!
iPod: *changes to Demi Lovato song* I THINK I'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!
I'm so not kidding. My friend's grandma was like, "Whaaaat?"
--Shaadia Cader, Princess of weird, Commander of Boncus, leading General in the Anti- punctuation mark army and Heir to the Throne of Insanity.
I am the (not so) lovely Princess of Eternal Weird, I'm (not so) graceful and (not at all) feminine, and I (never) wear ball gowns. My favorite color is (SO NOT)pink and I (well this one's true at least) love cats.
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Re: What to say during a prank call
So this isn't necessarily a prank call, but our work number is about one digit off from our local Waste Management (They have a 546 number and we have 564, so confusion ensue...)
We tend to get a good number of calls from people looking to get trash picked up, despite me identifying myself and the place of business. In some cases, I'll correct them and inform them it's the wrong number. Other times, I'll go with it and offer to send one of our planes to swoop in and scoop up their trash.
I've also had people readily offer credit card information, not that I would do anything shady with it, just half freaky and amusing
We tend to get a good number of calls from people looking to get trash picked up, despite me identifying myself and the place of business. In some cases, I'll correct them and inform them it's the wrong number. Other times, I'll go with it and offer to send one of our planes to swoop in and scoop up their trash.