What to say during a prank call

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What to say during a prank call

Post by shaadia cader » Fri 26th Jul 2013

I'm sorry if this topic already exists.

I actually did this once:

Me: "OMG"
Other person: "Who is this"
Me: "Omg sir so sorry about your laundry I think my dog pooped on it and then my cat tore a hole in it and now your underpants are inside the toilet"
Other person: "WHO IS THIS"
Me: "Go fly a kite"
*keeps phone and then gets sick laughing*

Once, my Sinhala tutor called and I thought it was someone playing a prank, and me and my cousin said "Loser your prank call failed" and the next day he asked who answered the phone :shock:

I'd love to hear some of your ones.
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Re: What to say during a prank call

Post by Arbiterheresy » Mon 18th Nov 2013

Pizza hut: hello welcome to pizza hut my name is Kevin how may i hel-

me: *deadpool soundboard* Hey bucky, i want pizza, and a lot of it

Kevin: its kevin and how much is a lot sir?

Me: OVER 9000!!!!! no i'm not gonna do that reference

Kevin: then how much si-

Me: yeah thats great talk to my hand.

Kevin: so... what do you want on your... eh... 9000 pizzas sir?

Me: I love the smell of pancakes in the morning, smells like... victory

Kevin: I'm sorry but we don't have pancakes as a topping

Me: *deadpool soundboard, not me* Oh then Fu** this *hangs up*
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i think it looks like a puma

what like the shoe company?

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Re: What to say during a prank call

Post by shaadia cader » Tue 26th Nov 2013

Heehee..."it's over 9000" classic internet meme... :D

Here's another real one we did. Asma is my friend.

Pizza Hut: Good evening madame, what would you like to order?

Asma: Anything but the disgusting stuff on your brochures.

Pizza Hut: UH...We have...promotions...

Asma: BUT NO ICE CREAM PIZZA!! USELESS!!

heehee...not kidding. It was kinda recent. And another one:

Grandma: Hello?

Me: *playing 1D song on iPod*
iPod: "LET'S GO CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN, I KNOW WE ONLY MET BUT LET'S--

Me and my friends: WE ARE ONE DIRECTION!! YOU JUST WON A FREE TICKET TO A CONCERT, GIRL!!
iPod: *changes to Demi Lovato song* I THINK I'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!

I'm so not kidding. My friend's grandma was like, "Whaaaat?" :D
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I am the (not so) lovely Princess of Eternal Weird, I'm (not so) graceful and (not at all) feminine, and I (never) wear ball gowns. My favorite color is (SO NOT)pink and I (well this one's true at least) love cats.

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