What to say during a prank call

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What to say during a prank call

Post by shaadia cader » Fri 26th Jul 2013

I'm sorry if this topic already exists.

I actually did this once:

Me: "OMG"
Other person: "Who is this"
Me: "Omg sir so sorry about your laundry I think my dog pooped on it and then my cat tore a hole in it and now your underpants are inside the toilet"
Other person: "WHO IS THIS"
Me: "Go fly a kite"
*keeps phone and then gets sick laughing*

Once, my Sinhala tutor called and I thought it was someone playing a prank, and me and my cousin said "Loser your prank call failed" and the next day he asked who answered the phone :shock:

I'd love to hear some of your ones.
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Re: What to say during a prank call

Post by Arbiterheresy » Mon 18th Nov 2013

Pizza hut: hello welcome to pizza hut my name is Kevin how may i hel-

me: *deadpool soundboard* Hey bucky, i want pizza, and a lot of it

Kevin: its kevin and how much is a lot sir?

Me: OVER 9000!!!!! no i'm not gonna do that reference

Kevin: then how much si-

Me: yeah thats great talk to my hand.

Kevin: so... what do you want on your... eh... 9000 pizzas sir?

Me: I love the smell of pancakes in the morning, smells like... victory

Kevin: I'm sorry but we don't have pancakes as a topping

Me: *deadpool soundboard, not me* Oh then Fu** this *hangs up*
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Re: What to say during a prank call

Post by shaadia cader » Tue 26th Nov 2013

Heehee..."it's over 9000" classic internet meme... :D

Here's another real one we did. Asma is my friend.

Pizza Hut: Good evening madame, what would you like to order?

Asma: Anything but the disgusting stuff on your brochures.

Pizza Hut: UH...We have...promotions...

Asma: BUT NO ICE CREAM PIZZA!! USELESS!!

heehee...not kidding. It was kinda recent. And another one:

Grandma: Hello?

Me: *playing 1D song on iPod*
iPod: "LET'S GO CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN, I KNOW WE ONLY MET BUT LET'S--

Me and my friends: WE ARE ONE DIRECTION!! YOU JUST WON A FREE TICKET TO A CONCERT, GIRL!!
iPod: *changes to Demi Lovato song* I THINK I'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!

I'm so not kidding. My friend's grandma was like, "Whaaaat?" :D
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Re: What to say during a prank call

Post by artymon I\/ » Thu 7th May 2020

So this isn't necessarily a prank call, but our work number is about one digit off from our local Waste Management (They have a 546 number and we have 564, so confusion ensue...)

We tend to get a good number of calls from people looking to get trash picked up, despite me identifying myself and the place of business. In some cases, I'll correct them and inform them it's the wrong number. Other times, I'll go with it and offer to send one of our planes to swoop in and scoop up their trash.

I've also had people readily offer credit card information, not that I would do anything shady with it, just half freaky and amusing
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