Ways to Torture Barbie...

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Bang Your Drum » Thu 20th Sep 2012

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That is very offensive Cleo.... Barbie is a forward thinking women with many homosexual admirers (collectors) she would find nothing wrong with homosexuality, as should you. Also rainbows don't make it automatically homosexual...it's just a video of a man getting overly excited at a wonderful natural occurrence.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by CloverKitty » Fri 23rd Nov 2012

Rip off Ken's head and her head, then switch them and force her to marry your dog.

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Captain_Short » Sun 25th Nov 2012

Bend her legs backwards and just sit her there on the dresser.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by CleoFowl » Thu 29th Nov 2012

throw her into a poutry grinder hehehehe
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Post by xx-Jelly-Fox-xx » Sun 13th Jan 2013

Tell her that she's been replaced with My Little Pony...
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by slepyoneshot » Sun 13th Jan 2013

give her to me and allow me to do whatever i want... (if you know me... you would actually feel sorry for barbie)
do you not like me? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life

do you not like the fact that i am a big gamer? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Solinium Pulse » Sun 13th Jan 2013

I don't even want to know, Slepyoneshot.

Dismember the doll and send the pieces to the one who gave it to you for Christmas in the first place...

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by slepyoneshot » Sun 13th Jan 2013

chop off all the hair then slowly poke holes in ken then make her look even more ugly by scratching the paint off her teath, then turn ken into ash and turn her house into a witch mansion, make her look like a witch and then give her a wart and a broomstick and then make her fat. (hehehehehehe hahahah HAHAHAHAH MWUHAHAHAHHAHAH)
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Solinium Pulse » Sun 13th Jan 2013

@Slepyoneshot: Mind if I ask, What do you see every time you close your eyes?

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by CloverKitty » Tue 15th Jan 2013

Throw her off a bridge into a dam, sending her up and down, drowning her and battering her into bits...

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Skyswallow » Tue 15th Jan 2013

Re-enact Reichenbach Falls. With the Barbies. Except with no survivors... :twisted: Warning: You may wish to make sure there are no Sherlockians in the vicinity while you do this... Unless you're feeling evil.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by CloverKitty » Wed 16th Jan 2013

Give her to the dragons

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Amber Root » Mon 21st Jan 2013

Play with Bratz in front of her.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by AFrules12 » Sat 26th Jan 2013

Make her watch the Merlin finale. I'm serious.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Skyswallow » Sat 26th Jan 2013

^Make her watch Reichenbach straight after! And then never let her watch Season Three (if when it comes out)!
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