Ways to Torture Barbie...

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by ArtyRocks » Sat 17th Dec 2011

Tell her that her hair looks horrible and that she has a pimple on her forehead!
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Post by Cleo » Sat 17th Dec 2011

make her eat pie!!! (with poisin in it)

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Post by kne31556 » Sun 18th Dec 2011

chew their hands, bite thier noses, have a siance, tell them they suck, cuss @ them, tell your little sister they eat kids @ night, then, finally, u put them in a nonstick pan in a candle mold and burn them let them simmer and smeel the plastic! :lol: :twisted: :evil: then burn the candle down @ midnight!!! :D

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Captain_Short » Thu 22nd Dec 2011

^ A little much, Random XD But nice. I say tie her to a chair and Have Ken tell her she's ugly and make out with another Barbie in front of her. XD WIN.
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Post by Nerbua » Sat 24th Dec 2011

Stick her head above a candel flame and watch it burn! MWAHAHAHA!!! :)
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Post by Captain_Short » Sat 7th Jan 2012

..Ooh, ooh, smash her head in so it looks fat! :razz:
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Post by BLoemetje » Sat 7th Jan 2012

Let her watch some of her own movies. It honestly is a torture, especially the newer onces.

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Post by Star*7 » Sun 5th Feb 2012

Slowly rip all of Ken's limbs off and force her to watch. :awesome:
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Post by Captain_Short » Sun 6th May 2012

Leave her in the shower to mold. (I did that once when I was younger)
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Post by Skyswallow » Sat 26th May 2012

Kill Ken and give her Bob the Builder to be fwends with instead!!!!
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Post by Bang Your Drum » Sun 27th May 2012

I'm just going stepping into say, why such anomosity towards barbie?
Yes, she has had what I (and many) seem to feel are shallow incarnations, but did you know she was the first woman from the US in space? She was also rhe only one to have walked on the moon no less! Also she was in space before an actual human female.
Barbie was orginally created with a boxom body for young girls to aspire to, I'm sure the creator, Ruth Handler meant no harm in this, although Barbies have been linked to eating disorders. Either way, she was a presidential candiate in 1996.... in the air force... and can bake great cookies too!
I see each barbie released as a possibilty for the young girl who graduated Willows High then goes on to be on the honor role at State College...well that's left to her owner's imagination!

Also I feel that it may have something to do with a study done awhile ago in England.

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the BBC wrote:The feelings were attributed to Barbie being a feminine icon, "plastic" and an unwelcome reminder of their childhood.
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Post by Captain_Short » Mon 28th May 2012

I actually think the older Barbies aren't so bad, but I.. for some reason in the back of my mind I despise Barbie. She's so fake, and high-pitched, and blonde o_e Not that I have anything against blondes at all. But, this is what this thread is about, so we might as well torture her.

Get a blender and make plastic juice. Delicious.
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Post by slepyoneshot » Tue 19th Jun 2012

i would steal my sisters barbies, rip all the hair, hang it and then cut its head off with sizzors (idk how to spell it :lol: )
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Amber Root » Wed 20th Jun 2012

Take her on a trip to Tokyo. When your about to leave to go home. Leave her at the airport next to a hobo. ^_^
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Post by FowlsGirl1234 » Fri 13th Jul 2012

Burn all her clothes then tell her she can only shop at Salvation Army?
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