Ways to Torture Barbie...

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Fowl's_Girl » Thu 20th Oct 2011

Toss her in the trash can. Of toxic waste. And evilness! Bahahaha!
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Cleo » Wed 9th Nov 2011

Give her my cat Cleo...(ha ha)
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Post by Kai » Wed 9th Nov 2011

Light her hair on fire

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by wrr0rzxpurrt » Sat 12th Nov 2011

Oh, I saw something funny the other day --

"Dear Barbie,
If you're so popular, then why do I have to buy you friends?"

Yeah... just thought I'd share ^^

Mm... rickroll her? Troll her? XDD

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Cleo » Wed 16th Nov 2011

Nice :D

Hmm you could rip off her limbs :awesome:
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Post by FowlsGirl1234 » Wed 16th Nov 2011

And then put her in one of those 1700's or whatever stockade things, so you could throw tomatoes and stuff at her! XD THAT would be funny.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Fowl's_Girl » Thu 17th Nov 2011

FowlsGirl1234 wrote:And then put her in one of those 1700's or whatever stockade things, so you could throw tomatoes and stuff at her! XD THAT would be funny.
YES. That is one of the best ones I've heard so far!! XD It may be because it reminds me of Shakespeare for some reason... XD But that is hilarious.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Cleo » Sun 20th Nov 2011

give her a ken doll let them fall in love THEN strap barbie to a pole and make her watch ken's limbs be riped off and be fed to EVIL nyan cat. :twisted:
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by evilgenius » Mon 21st Nov 2011

Put her into a pulverising machine or something, then mix her with acid till it's almost liquid.Then reform her into this ugly dog.And then present her to the world.Or we could just figure out a way to do ALL of the things listed in this topic

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Post by artemisfowlexpert1 » Mon 21st Nov 2011

Comb her hair until her head falls off.
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Post by Amber Root » Tue 22nd Nov 2011

Paint her yellow, so she'll look like a Simpson. Then force her to be Duff Girl. The twin of Duff Man!
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Post by LEPreconGirl » Tue 22nd Nov 2011

Make her do math homework. Algebra or geometry is preferable.

I dunno, she seems like she wouldn't like it...
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Post by Cleo » Wed 23rd Nov 2011

Give her an evil vampire nyan cat
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Post by FowlsGirl1234 » Fri 16th Dec 2011

Surround her with "adorable" Ken dolls, but have them all say they hate her. ^_^
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Fowl's_Girl » Fri 16th Dec 2011

Tell Barbie that Kelly is prettier than her, and Ken is loves someone else!
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