Ways to Torture Barbie...
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
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That is very offensive Cleo.... Barbie is a forward thinking women with many homosexual admirers (collectors) she would find nothing wrong with homosexuality, as should you. Also rainbows don't make it automatically homosexual...it's just a video of a man getting overly excited at a wonderful natural occurrence.
That is very offensive Cleo.... Barbie is a forward thinking women with many homosexual admirers (collectors) she would find nothing wrong with homosexuality, as should you. Also rainbows don't make it automatically homosexual...it's just a video of a man getting overly excited at a wonderful natural occurrence.
Moses Seixas wrote:give bigotry no sanction
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Rip off Ken's head and her head, then switch them and force her to marry your dog.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Tell her that she's been replaced with My Little Pony...
You say loving a fictional character is senseless...
I say it's the truest love there is.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
give her to me and allow me to do whatever i want... (if you know me... you would actually feel sorry for barbie)
do you not like me? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life
do you not like the fact that i am a big gamer? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life
do you not like butter? doesnt matter you dont know how awesome it is
do you not like anything about me? you only think im a kid who likes to annoy everyone i see, i have ADHD, dont blame me for my gift from god, ADHD lets me be happy in real life even though im hated there
do you not like the fact that i am a big gamer? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life
do you not like butter? doesnt matter you dont know how awesome it is
do you not like anything about me? you only think im a kid who likes to annoy everyone i see, i have ADHD, dont blame me for my gift from god, ADHD lets me be happy in real life even though im hated there
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
I don't even want to know, Slepyoneshot.
Dismember the doll and send the pieces to the one who gave it to you for Christmas in the first place...
Dismember the doll and send the pieces to the one who gave it to you for Christmas in the first place...
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
chop off all the hair then slowly poke holes in ken then make her look even more ugly by scratching the paint off her teath, then turn ken into ash and turn her house into a witch mansion, make her look like a witch and then give her a wart and a broomstick and then make her fat. (hehehehehehe hahahah HAHAHAHAH MWUHAHAHAHHAHAH)
do you not like me? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life
do you not like the fact that i am a big gamer? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life
do you not like butter? doesnt matter you dont know how awesome it is
do you not like anything about me? you only think im a kid who likes to annoy everyone i see, i have ADHD, dont blame me for my gift from god, ADHD lets me be happy in real life even though im hated there
do you not like the fact that i am a big gamer? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life
do you not like butter? doesnt matter you dont know how awesome it is
do you not like anything about me? you only think im a kid who likes to annoy everyone i see, i have ADHD, dont blame me for my gift from god, ADHD lets me be happy in real life even though im hated there
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
@Slepyoneshot: Mind if I ask, What do you see every time you close your eyes?
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Throw her off a bridge into a dam, sending her up and down, drowning her and battering her into bits...
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Re-enact Reichenbach Falls. With the Barbies. Except with no survivors... Warning: You may wish to make sure there are no Sherlockians in the vicinity while you do this... Unless you're feeling evil.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Play with Bratz in front of her.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Make her watch the Merlin finale. I'm serious.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
^Make her watch Reichenbach straight after! And then never let her watch Season Three (if when it comes out)!
Gallifrey - a Doctor Who fanfiction
Hunting the Disappeared - a Fowlock fanfiction
Stars, in your multitudes - scarce to be counted, filling the darkness with order and light! You are the sentinels, silent and sure - keeping watch in the night, keeping watch in the night.
cepele retro petdamìnpasétócó - 'at some point, past!you gets a plant-like thing (that we think is from the future)'
This user will debate you about how important Jean Valjean is (acceptable answer: very), and the distinction between 'antagonist' and 'villain' and how the terms apply to Javert and the Thenardiers.
Hunting the Disappeared - a Fowlock fanfiction
Stars, in your multitudes - scarce to be counted, filling the darkness with order and light! You are the sentinels, silent and sure - keeping watch in the night, keeping watch in the night.
cepele retro petdamìnpasétócó - 'at some point, past!you gets a plant-like thing (that we think is from the future)'
This user will debate you about how important Jean Valjean is (acceptable answer: very), and the distinction between 'antagonist' and 'villain' and how the terms apply to Javert and the Thenardiers.