Ways to Torture Barbie...
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Toss her in the trash can. Of toxic waste. And evilness! Bahahaha!
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Give her my cat Cleo...(ha ha)
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Light her hair on fire
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Oh, I saw something funny the other day --
"Dear Barbie,
If you're so popular, then why do I have to buy you friends?"
Yeah... just thought I'd share ^^
Mm... rickroll her? Troll her? XDD
"Dear Barbie,
If you're so popular, then why do I have to buy you friends?"
Yeah... just thought I'd share ^^
Mm... rickroll her? Troll her? XDD
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Nice
Hmm you could rip off her limbs
Hmm you could rip off her limbs
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And then put her in one of those 1700's or whatever stockade things, so you could throw tomatoes and stuff at her! THAT would be funny.
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YES. That is one of the best ones I've heard so far!! It may be because it reminds me of Shakespeare for some reason... But that is hilarious.FowlsGirl1234 wrote:And then put her in one of those 1700's or whatever stockade things, so you could throw tomatoes and stuff at her! THAT would be funny.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
give her a ken doll let them fall in love THEN strap barbie to a pole and make her watch ken's limbs be riped off and be fed to EVIL nyan cat.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Put her into a pulverising machine or something, then mix her with acid till it's almost liquid.Then reform her into this ugly dog.And then present her to the world.Or we could just figure out a way to do ALL of the things listed in this topic
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Comb her hair until her head falls off.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Paint her yellow, so she'll look like a Simpson. Then force her to be Duff Girl. The twin of Duff Man!
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Make her do math homework. Algebra or geometry is preferable.
I dunno, she seems like she wouldn't like it...
I dunno, she seems like she wouldn't like it...
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Give her an evil vampire nyan cat
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Surround her with "adorable" Ken dolls, but have them all say they hate her.
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Tell Barbie that Kelly is prettier than her, and Ken is loves someone else!
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