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Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Fowl's_Girl » Tue 13th Sep 2011

So, Twinnie and I were talking about Barbies for some reason, and we both hate Barbies! We were thinking of ways to torture her, so we are making a thread about it!You can only post one idea per post, but that's the only rule!


You make her wear unfashionable clothes!
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Amber Root » Tue 13th Sep 2011

I like to hang them! XD
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Post by FowlsGirl1234 » Tue 13th Sep 2011

Cut her hair all ragged, so she looks like some kind of monster!

Awesome idea, by the way, Twinnie.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Fowl's_Girl » Tue 13th Sep 2011

*Bows* Thank you! Thank you! But you thought of it too, Twinnie. XD

Take all her pink stuff away. (<---That'd kill her)
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by Amber Root » Tue 13th Sep 2011

Rip Ken's head off and also Barbies, then switch the heads with each others bodies!


I man head on a girl body and a girl head on a man's body! XD
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Post by Bang Your Drum » Tue 13th Sep 2011

Well I once dipped on in an acidic compound.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by ArtyRocks » Wed 14th Sep 2011

^o.O Wow...

Well...When I was young and "innocent" (*snickers*), I would play with Barbies...And give their butts mustaches and a beard XD Oh, and I would *cough* er, make one Barbie throw another Barbie, REALLY HARD. The head wouldn't go back on. Im not even gunna start on the legs and arms (the butt remained intact XD ).
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by FowlStar » Wed 14th Sep 2011

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Post by Fowl's_Girl » Wed 14th Sep 2011

ArtyRocks wrote:^o.O Wow...

Well...When I was young and "innocent" (*snickers*), I would play with Barbies...And give their butts mustaches and a beard XD Oh, and I would *cough* er, make one Barbie throw another Barbie, REALLY HARD. The head wouldn't go back on. Im not even gunna start on the legs and arms (the butt remained intact XD ).


Haha! I love that! "Death to Barbie!" -Thalia's shirt in Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
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Post by FowlsGirl1234 » Wed 14th Sep 2011

Glue cotton balls all over her body then dress her to make her look fat!
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Post by Fowl's_Girl » Wed 14th Sep 2011

FowlsGirl1234 wrote:Glue cotton balls all over her body then dress her to make her look fat!
Bwahahhaha! I love that!!

Tell Ken he's not hot and he repells girls like a pile of horse poo.
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Post by FowlsGirl1234 » Wed 14th Sep 2011

Yes! Good one! Oh, put little fuzzies all over her face and give her muttonchops, a mustache, and a unibrow!
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Post by Fowl's_Girl » Wed 14th Sep 2011

Oh yeah!

Break off Barbie's head, arms, and legs, then reattach them in different places!
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Post by FowlsGirl1234 » Wed 14th Sep 2011

Lol, color her teeth black so it looks like she's missing all of them!
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Post by Fowl's_Girl » Wed 14th Sep 2011

*snickers*

Give Ken acne and suspenders. XD
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Well, when all the normal people find out how cool it is to be different, they'll want to be different too. So if everyone is different, then different people will be normal, and the normal people will be different.
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