Ways to Torture Barbie...
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Ways to Torture Barbie...
So, Twinnie and I were talking about Barbies for some reason, and we both hate Barbies! We were thinking of ways to torture her, so we are making a thread about it!You can only post one idea per post, but that's the only rule!
You make her wear unfashionable clothes!
You make her wear unfashionable clothes!
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Cut her hair all ragged, so she looks like some kind of monster!
Awesome idea, by the way, Twinnie.
Awesome idea, by the way, Twinnie.
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*Bows* Thank you! Thank you! But you thought of it too, Twinnie.
Take all her pink stuff away. (<---That'd kill her)
Take all her pink stuff away. (<---That'd kill her)
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Rip Ken's head off and also Barbies, then switch the heads with each others bodies!
I man head on a girl body and a girl head on a man's body!
I man head on a girl body and a girl head on a man's body!
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Well I once dipped on in an acidic compound.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
^o.O Wow...
Well...When I was young and "innocent" (*snickers*), I would play with Barbies...And give their butts mustaches and a beard Oh, and I would *cough* er, make one Barbie throw another Barbie, REALLY HARD. The head wouldn't go back on. Im not even gunna start on the legs and arms (the butt remained intact ).
Well...When I was young and "innocent" (*snickers*), I would play with Barbies...And give their butts mustaches and a beard Oh, and I would *cough* er, make one Barbie throw another Barbie, REALLY HARD. The head wouldn't go back on. Im not even gunna start on the legs and arms (the butt remained intact ).
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ArtyRocks wrote:^o.O Wow...
Well...When I was young and "innocent" (*snickers*), I would play with Barbies...And give their butts mustaches and a beard Oh, and I would *cough* er, make one Barbie throw another Barbie, REALLY HARD. The head wouldn't go back on. Im not even gunna start on the legs and arms (the butt remained intact ).
Haha! I love that! "Death to Barbie!" -Thalia's shirt in Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...
Glue cotton balls all over her body then dress her to make her look fat!
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Bwahahhaha! I love that!!FowlsGirl1234 wrote:Glue cotton balls all over her body then dress her to make her look fat!
Tell Ken he's not hot and he repells girls like a pile of horse poo.
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Yes! Good one! Oh, put little fuzzies all over her face and give her muttonchops, a mustache, and a unibrow!
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Oh yeah!
Break off Barbie's head, arms, and legs, then reattach them in different places!
Break off Barbie's head, arms, and legs, then reattach them in different places!
Thank you Fowlie!
Well, when all the normal people find out how cool it is to be different, they'll want to be different too. So if everyone is different, then different people will be normal, and the normal people will be different.
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Lol, color her teeth black so it looks like she's missing all of them!
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*snickers*
Give Ken acne and suspenders.
Give Ken acne and suspenders.
Thank you Fowlie!
Well, when all the normal people find out how cool it is to be different, they'll want to be different too. So if everyone is different, then different people will be normal, and the normal people will be different.
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