Ways to Torture Barbie...

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by AFrules12 » Sat 26th Jan 2013

^^ YES! And then the Dr Who christmas special and the episode where Amydied
Or we could just make her watch anything done by Stephen Moffat. :D
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Post by Skyswallow » Sun 27th Jan 2013

^Good point :) That might be easier, but Reichenbach wasn't written by Moffat XD
Anyhow, back on topic... Force her to read an unfinished fanfic...
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Post by CloverKitty » Mon 28th Jan 2013

Tie her to a chair and paint her face. But not like at a carnival, just use paint and smear it all over her.

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Post by slepyoneshot » Wed 30th Jan 2013

do what everyone has already said combined
do you not like me? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life

do you not like the fact that i am a big gamer? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life

do you not like butter? doesnt matter you dont know how awesome it is

do you not like anything about me? you only think im a kid who likes to annoy everyone i see, i have ADHD, dont blame me for my gift from god, ADHD lets me be happy in real life even though im hated there

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Re: Ways to Torture Barbie...

Post by shaadia cader » Wed 7th Aug 2013

Take off her clothes.
Sing Gangam Style in front of her and smudge chalk all over a pic of Prince Charming, then slap her, then feed her sushi dipped in expired ice cream and pour maple syrup on her head, and hire a dinosaur to fart on her, and make a horse poop on her favorite shoe :horse: , then put it in a microwave and make her eat it, and then...I think I've said enough :lol: !!
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