What not to say to an LEP officer

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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Opal's_Clone » Sun 3rd Apr 2011

112.*singsong voice* "Holly loves Arty, Holly loves Arty!" (And Arty loves us[fangirls])
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Post by Duck With No Name » Mon 4th Apr 2011

113. Point to the LEP officer and say "Are you a dolly? Can I play with you?" :3
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by domvoia » Wed 6th Apr 2011

umm... can you take me to haven i really need to talk to Foaly he really needs better security and can i be an officer?(this is probably when they shoot you) is that a neutrino because i need one if im gonna be a officer,too.....
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Post by Opal's_Clone » Thu 7th Apr 2011

115. PURPLE WURPLE!!!!!! (If that fails, try warmy swarmy.)
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Alanna » Fri 8th Apr 2011

116. Stand still, I'm doing a documentary on Weird and Wacky People!
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by LEPreconGirl » Sun 10th Apr 2011

117. Ask them why they're dressed up if it's not Halloween yet...
118. Act like a dunm blonde. If they get annoyed, ask how they employ Lili Frond if you can't stand that type of behavior
119. If they get offended, ask very politely if they have a gun liscence. They won't. Call the human police
120. Speak to them in pig latin. See if they understand.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Felina » Sun 10th Apr 2011

121. *puts on a costume of LEP officer*

Me: Sir, we lost connection with Cap. Short.
Root: *cryes* Ooooooh noooooo!!! WHY am I NOT suprised??
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Me: The connection was normal all time when she was flying over Alps.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by domvoia » Sun 10th Apr 2011

1. why are you out past curfew little one did you lose your way home?
2. you better put that water gun away before i tell your mummy what your doing.
3. do you know the muffin man because it looks like your from blueberry lane.
4. you better get back to school before i call the school and tell them you ditched again.
5. do you know where i can find a pot of gold?
6. are you the chocolate fairy because i am out of chocolate
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Opal's_Clone » Sat 16th Apr 2011

129: The Tooth Fairy? But I didn't loose any teeth!
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Post by faerimagic » Sat 16th Apr 2011

130. Rewrite a song dedicated to your fellow green men to the tune of "Friday". O_O
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Opal's_Clone » Wed 20th Apr 2011

131. Set the song "Popipo" to play repeatedly at Police Plaza. With no way to stop it without it resulting in a full lockdown.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by faerimagic » Mon 25th Apr 2011

132. Sneak into HQ and activate full lockdown.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Artemis Fowl the 3rd » Mon 6th Jun 2011

133. Hack into Foaly's mainframe and give everyone immediate alerts that they are about to be tranformed into hideous kraken/Mud-Man hybrids.
134. Put butterfly headphones on Holly and Artemis and make them sing Magnet. (Got this idea from a fanart)
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by 15bubbles » Mon 6th Jun 2011

Could I borrow you for a moment officer? Don't worry, it won't be long... At least until I get my ransom money.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by CaptainMiraKelp » Thu 9th Jun 2011

136: D'awwwww, you're so cute and tiny! Can I have a hug? (You might survive with Chix, or Grub. But if you wish to keep your life, DO NOT USE on Holly Short XD)
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