What not to say to an LEP officer

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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by warewolves » Thu 13th Jan 2011

94:Everybody Shoot Now! *Begins dancing*

95: *Glances to the gun* I fail to see the threat, Midget.

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Post by IwishIwasafaerie » Thu 27th Jan 2011

96: Atlantean cuisine? Pixie? Elvin? Sprite? Or something more exotic? I have some vole curry in the back..... ;)
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Post by faerimagic » Tue 1st Feb 2011

97. Little kids should NOT play with guns!
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Post by IwishIwasafaerie » Tue 1st Feb 2011

98. Tell theem: The Council should wear crowns or funny lil hats.
Also, I think Julius Rooy would look very fearsome if he got this hairstyle:
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Post by Opal's_Clone » Sat 5th Feb 2011

99. Imitate Opal. VERY WELL. Need I say more?
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Post by faerimagic » Mon 14th Feb 2011

100. Imitate an LEP officer. Badly. O.o
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Post by artemisfowlexpert1 » Mon 21st Feb 2011

^ omg i love ur avvie!!!
"holy crap! little people with guns! run for the hills people! (laughing while saying these)
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Post by Artemis' Angel » Mon 21st Feb 2011

go up to them and say u want to have a water gun fight cuz u both have water guns :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Artemis Fowl the 3rd » Mon 28th Feb 2011

103. Walk into an LEP meeting and say, "D'arvit, everyone! Isn't it a nice day today?"
I am Artemis Fowl III, and I have come to take over Haven. You can see that I'm nothing like Artemis Fowl II, probably.
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Post by Opal's_Clone » Mon 28th Feb 2011

104.Draw Artemis Fowl II. And place the drawing on the current Commander's door. With a great big red heart in the middle of the drawing.
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Post by faerimagic » Tue 1st Mar 2011

@artemisfowlexpert1 Thanks! ^_^

105. Find the most annoying song ever (ex: Miley Cyrus, JB, whatever) and play it for them and say: I know you people luv this song.
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Post by Opal's_Clone » Tue 1st Mar 2011

106. Introduce them to my siblings.
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Post by faerimagic » Thu 3rd Mar 2011

107. Introduce them to myself.
108. INTRODUCE THEM TO MY IMAGINARy FRIEND, MIKAZU. --shot--
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Post by Opal's_Clone » Thu 3rd Mar 2011

109.Mistake them for your imaginary servants. And tell the current commander to clean the toilets.
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Post by Artemis Fowl the 3rd » Sun 6th Mar 2011

110. Go up to Holly and proclaim that it is not she who is in love with Artemis Fowl II, but you! And that she is ugly as a troll! XD

111. Dress up like Artemis Fowl II very well, and announce that you are going to destroy Haven.
I am Artemis Fowl III, and I have come to take over Haven. You can see that I'm nothing like Artemis Fowl II, probably.
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