What not to say to an LEP officer

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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by faerimagic » Mon 9th Aug 2010

82. Are you a fairy? Do you always grant wishes to helpless pathetic princesses?
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by artemisfowlexpert1 » Sat 21st Aug 2010

83- Hi! My name is Shut Up!
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by faerimagic » Tue 24th Aug 2010

85. Hello, my name is Pathetic Princess! Grant me my wish! That IS what fairies do, right?
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by return of 1 min go » Sun 7th Nov 2010

86: were your lil green suite and rainbow gone?
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by CaptainMiraKelp » Sun 7th Nov 2010

87: My brother said you have to do paper work, (Only do if you are MIRA)
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Post by return of 1 min go » Sun 7th Nov 2010

85 i here that alentis has the best sacuraty
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Silversong » Mon 8th Nov 2010

86. Awww!! You're so cuute!! Wittle babe!
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by return of 1 min go » Mon 8th Nov 2010

87 why are you holding a watter pistole to my head, ok i know i need a showor but thats cuz ive been here for 10 muiets
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Ally Kat » Sat 4th Dec 2010

88. You remind me of my friend... She's "fun size" too!
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I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.

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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by return of 1 min go » Sat 4th Dec 2010

89 do you ever go to the suffese? the langue your saying is so old your lucky i know it , *then speek random jiberish*
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Ally Kat » Mon 6th Dec 2010

90. I know you from somewhere... Didn't I see you in Snow White?
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I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.

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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Duck With No Name » Mon 6th Dec 2010

91. Hey, what are you doing out of Charlie's chocolate factory?
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by CaptainMiraKelp » Tue 7th Dec 2010

(^ Burn! ^.^)
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Ally Kat » Tue 7th Dec 2010

92. didn't you play Keenser in Star Trek? Yes the little rock monster that only says one word!
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I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.

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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by CaptainShort » Mon 27th Dec 2010

93. Person: "Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo!"
*Officer grabs the person's arms and handcuffs them*
Person: "I saw what you did to Veruca! I am not going down the garbage chute!"
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