What not to say to an LEP officer

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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Battery » Tue 11th May 2010

52.

I don't get it... you're extremely short, just like a kid- and I mean you're really, really short, like, baby height- but you look extremely old, and I mean like my great grandma old!

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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Duck With No Name » Tue 11th May 2010

53. I demand that you take me to see Foaly on accout that if you don't, I will expose the existance of your being to the rest of this planet and if you try to mesmerise me, I will sue you one metric tonne of gold on grounds that you caused me grievious bodily harm and trauma... what are you pointing that peashooter at me for?
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by faerimagic » Wed 12th May 2010

54. You get the limo out front. Ooh.. ~~ Hottest styles, every shoe, every color.~~
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Duck With No Name » Wed 12th May 2010

55. STANDING NEXT TO A PAY PHONE:
*digs around in pocket* D'Arvit! I'm out of loose change! Hey, you there! *points to LEP officer* You wouldn't have any spare fairy gold would you?
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Alanna » Thu 13th May 2010

65. *sneezes* Hey officer, mind giving me a blast of magic? This head cold is doing me in..
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Duck With No Name » Thu 13th May 2010

66. Woah! Your shorter than my 8 year old cousins! :shock:

67. Now, dear, I don't think that a little child like you should be playing with guns, *gives disapproving look* do you? (NOTE: This will probably result in you being zapped by the aforesaid weapon).
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by faerimagic » Tue 8th Jun 2010

68. Pixie sticks SHOULD NOT BE GIVEN TO LITTLE KIDS.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Ally Kat » Fri 11th Jun 2010

69. Are those Spock ears? OMG! A VULCAN KID!!! :O Must... touch... *touched ears*

70. Can you point me in the direction of the Lollipop Guild HQ? 'Cause this sure looks like Munchkin Land.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by faerimagic » Sat 12th Jun 2010

71. Sorry, this roller coaster ride can only take people who are at least 5 feet.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Altaira » Wed 14th Jul 2010

72. Excuse me officer, there's something I need to say...Well, you know that whole sweartoad mess that sorta got out of control a few years back and they never found who started it.......it was me!

73. *calls emergency line*
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by captain-trouble » Thu 15th Jul 2010

Duck With No Name wrote: 67. Now, dear, I don't think that a little child like you should be playing with guns, *gives disapproving look* do you? (NOTE: This will porbably result in you being zapped by the aforesaid weapon).
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by faerimagic » Mon 2nd Aug 2010

74. Green is so unfashionable! You look like a celery stick!
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Ally Kat » Fri 6th Aug 2010

75. Holy crud monkeys! It's Yoda!!! *bows*
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Silversong » Sat 7th Aug 2010

76 - I have a question... Do you like shamrocks?

78 - Hi, sweetie! Can I get you a kids menu?

79 - Cool toy gun! How much did it cost? Is it a BB gun? What kind of pellets does it use?
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Alanna » Sat 7th Aug 2010

80. OOh... pretty badge... *tries to touch nametag*'

81. Can I borrow your batton to scratch my back?
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