What not to say to an LEP officer

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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by LEPreconGirl » Sat 11th Jun 2011

137) Hi there! Can you come help me? I think the easter bunny is being held captive by the big bad wolf. Of course, being imaginary, you have experiende with that, right?
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Artemis Fowl the 3rd » Mon 13th Jun 2011

138. "Well, I do say. I'm not in Kansas anymore. I must have flown over the rainbow. Are you all Munchkins?"-leans down-
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by FowlStar » Fri 8th Jul 2011

You: Could you point me to the LEP HQ? I have some blackmailin-uh....sight seeing to do. *smiles evilly*

LEP Officer: *kills you*





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Post by faerimagic » Sat 9th Jul 2011

140. A FAIRY? YOU HAVE MAGIC RiGHT?? I WANT TO SEE A VOCALOID IN REAL LIfE, PLEASE? PLEASE? PRETTY PLeASE????
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by FowlStar » Sat 9th Jul 2011

^ BRILLIANT!

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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by faerimagic » Thu 14th Jul 2011

141. A Vocaloid is a singing software. You fairies can't POSSIBLY understand how awesome they are.
142. Don't you think that D'Arvit and Artemis sound similar?

(I really think you should never say Artemis in front of an LEP officer.)

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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by LEPreconGirl » Thu 14th Jul 2011

143) Ohmygosh! That's where you were Grace! Mom was looking all over for you! I can't believe you can walk so quickly at your age. Oh, cool gun! Mind if I see? *Scoops them up like a toddler, removing gun from their grasp)
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Post by faerimagic » Fri 15th Jul 2011

144. YOU GET DA BEEEST O' BOTH WORRLDZZ...

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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by hiholly123 » Mon 18th Jul 2011

145. *Run around Haven with a camera and snap pictures of everything, cackling madly* I've got you now, tooth fairy! I'll find where you put the teeth! I'll find them! *evil laugh*
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by faerimagic » Mon 18th Jul 2011

146.
In my hands are two items.
One, is a cherry-flavored lollipop.
The other, is Cotton Candy.
Now, young one, choose wisely, for it will be the most important decision you will ever make.

...And no, you MAY NOT choose both.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by rem » Wed 22nd Aug 2012

147.me: "can you take me to Foaly PLEASE! -grabs LEP oficers leg- PLEASE! -starts beging-

LEP oficer: -fires gun in my face-

Me (while fainting) "OHhhh what you say ohh that you only ment well well of cource you did"
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Skyswallow » Wed 22nd Aug 2012

148. "You D'Arvitfer fourfouring cowpog! (means: you ****er plundering moron) You aren't shielded! I can seeeeee you!"

149. "Ooh, can you teach me Gnommish? The only Gnommish I know is an insult! Want to hear? D'Arvit!"
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by Ash Kelp » Wed 22nd Aug 2012

150. "You aren't a mud man in disguise right? I mean, a short not very smart mud man in disguise. I bet you can't shield right now."

Lep officer *Shields, un-shields*
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer

Post by slepyoneshot » Sat 10th Aug 2013

151. oh i got pulled over for the fish? i thought it was because i am opal Koboi in disguise, here are the fish
do you not like me? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life

do you not like the fact that i am a big gamer? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life

do you not like butter? doesnt matter you dont know how awesome it is

do you not like anything about me? you only think im a kid who likes to annoy everyone i see, i have ADHD, dont blame me for my gift from god, ADHD lets me be happy in real life even though im hated there

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