What not to say to an LEP officer
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer
112.*singsong voice* "Holly loves Arty, Holly loves Arty!" (And Arty loves us[fangirls])
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer
113. Point to the LEP officer and say "Are you a dolly? Can I play with you?" :3
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer
umm... can you take me to haven i really need to talk to Foaly he really needs better security and can i be an officer?(this is probably when they shoot you) is that a neutrino because i need one if im gonna be a officer,too.....
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115. PURPLE WURPLE!!!!!! (If that fails, try warmy swarmy.)
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116. Stand still, I'm doing a documentary on Weird and Wacky People!
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer
117. Ask them why they're dressed up if it's not Halloween yet...
118. Act like a dunm blonde. If they get annoyed, ask how they employ Lili Frond if you can't stand that type of behavior
119. If they get offended, ask very politely if they have a gun liscence. They won't. Call the human police
120. Speak to them in pig latin. See if they understand.
118. Act like a dunm blonde. If they get annoyed, ask how they employ Lili Frond if you can't stand that type of behavior
119. If they get offended, ask very politely if they have a gun liscence. They won't. Call the human police
120. Speak to them in pig latin. See if they understand.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer
121. *puts on a costume of LEP officer*
Me: Sir, we lost connection with Cap. Short.
Root: *cryes* Ooooooh noooooo!!! WHY am I NOT suprised??
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Me: The connection was normal all time when she was flying over Alps.
Root: Alps? She flied over CONTINENT ??????
Me: Sir, we lost connection with Cap. Short.
Root: *cryes* Ooooooh noooooo!!! WHY am I NOT suprised??
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Me: The connection was normal all time when she was flying over Alps.
Root: Alps? She flied over CONTINENT ??????
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Shh... SECRET makes a woman, woman
I never understood a reason WHY to be serious??? if weirdness is awesome
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer
1. why are you out past curfew little one did you lose your way home?
2. you better put that water gun away before i tell your mummy what your doing.
3. do you know the muffin man because it looks like your from blueberry lane.
4. you better get back to school before i call the school and tell them you ditched again.
5. do you know where i can find a pot of gold?
6. are you the chocolate fairy because i am out of chocolate
2. you better put that water gun away before i tell your mummy what your doing.
3. do you know the muffin man because it looks like your from blueberry lane.
4. you better get back to school before i call the school and tell them you ditched again.
5. do you know where i can find a pot of gold?
6. are you the chocolate fairy because i am out of chocolate
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer
129: The Tooth Fairy? But I didn't loose any teeth!
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer
130. Rewrite a song dedicated to your fellow green men to the tune of "Friday". O_O
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131. Set the song "Popipo" to play repeatedly at Police Plaza. With no way to stop it without it resulting in a full lockdown.
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132. Sneak into HQ and activate full lockdown.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer
133. Hack into Foaly's mainframe and give everyone immediate alerts that they are about to be tranformed into hideous kraken/Mud-Man hybrids.
134. Put butterfly headphones on Holly and Artemis and make them sing Magnet. (Got this idea from a fanart)
134. Put butterfly headphones on Holly and Artemis and make them sing Magnet. (Got this idea from a fanart)
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Could I borrow you for a moment officer? Don't worry, it won't be long... At least until I get my ransom money.
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer
136: D'awwwww, you're so cute and tiny! Can I have a hug? (You might survive with Chix, or Grub. But if you wish to keep your life, DO NOT USE on Holly Short )
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