What not to say to an LEP officer
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94:Everybody Shoot Now! *Begins dancing*
95: *Glances to the gun* I fail to see the threat, Midget.
95: *Glances to the gun* I fail to see the threat, Midget.
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96: Atlantean cuisine? Pixie? Elvin? Sprite? Or something more exotic? I have some vole curry in the back.....
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97. Little kids should NOT play with guns!
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98. Tell theem: The Council should wear crowns or funny lil hats.
Also, I think Julius Rooy would look very fearsome if he got this hairstyle:
Also, I think Julius Rooy would look very fearsome if he got this hairstyle:
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99. Imitate Opal. VERY WELL. Need I say more?
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100. Imitate an LEP officer. Badly. O.o
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^ omg i love ur avvie!!!
"holy crap! little people with guns! run for the hills people! (laughing while saying these)
"holy crap! little people with guns! run for the hills people! (laughing while saying these)
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go up to them and say u want to have a water gun fight cuz u both have water guns
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103. Walk into an LEP meeting and say, "D'arvit, everyone! Isn't it a nice day today?"
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104.Draw Artemis Fowl II. And place the drawing on the current Commander's door. With a great big red heart in the middle of the drawing.
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@artemisfowlexpert1 Thanks!
105. Find the most annoying song ever (ex: Miley Cyrus, JB, whatever) and play it for them and say: I know you people luv this song.
105. Find the most annoying song ever (ex: Miley Cyrus, JB, whatever) and play it for them and say: I know you people luv this song.
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106. Introduce them to my siblings.
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107. Introduce them to myself.
108. INTRODUCE THEM TO MY IMAGINARy FRIEND, MIKAZU. --shot--
108. INTRODUCE THEM TO MY IMAGINARy FRIEND, MIKAZU. --shot--
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109.Mistake them for your imaginary servants. And tell the current commander to clean the toilets.
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110. Go up to Holly and proclaim that it is not she who is in love with Artemis Fowl II, but you! And that she is ugly as a troll!
111. Dress up like Artemis Fowl II very well, and announce that you are going to destroy Haven.
111. Dress up like Artemis Fowl II very well, and announce that you are going to destroy Haven.
I am Artemis Fowl III, and I have come to take over Haven. You can see that I'm nothing like Artemis Fowl II, probably.