What not to say to an LEP officer
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What not to say to an LEP officer
Like 'What not to say to a police officer' only with the LEP.
1. Yes, I'm a Mud Man. No, I'm not going to exploit you. *takes picture behind back*
2. I'm a friend of Mulch's. Why are you taking out thoes handcuffs?
3. *cheekily* If only you were a Mud Kid, you would probably be smarter.
What else can you think of? (Situations and streams of dialogue welcome)
1. Yes, I'm a Mud Man. No, I'm not going to exploit you. *takes picture behind back*
2. I'm a friend of Mulch's. Why are you taking out thoes handcuffs?
3. *cheekily* If only you were a Mud Kid, you would probably be smarter.
What else can you think of? (Situations and streams of dialogue welcome)
I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.
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Very cool diea, I think of some to add later.
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4. Officer, if the emerncy light is red, does that mean I should barrcade myself? Or are those goblins not real? *points*
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5. No sir, Opal wouldn't like it if you ruined the apartment.
6. Hey chief, is there any good seafood in Howler's Peak?
6. Hey chief, is there any good seafood in Howler's Peak?
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7. *looks down* Wow, you are SHORT! No wonder you are called leprauchauns!
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8. *drunk, hiccups* Wow, this is the first time I've actually seen little green men on St Patrick's day.
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9. I hear Artemis stole your fairy gold. And how do you feel about that?
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10. Anything. Literally anything. Even looking at an officer will probably be grounds for a mind wipe. Actually adressing one will only end in panic for both sides.
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Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.
I absolutely swear It Gets Better
"High school is one of the most difficult times you'll ever live through. At that age, you're expected to act like an adult while gaining none of the benefits of adulthood. You are criticized for virtually everything you do by just about every adult in your social and family circle. You're expected to start holding up responsibilities, but under their rules. It is terrifyingly hard. Some people don't make it through. You will.
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11. *pokes*
then yell
'HEY EVERYONE I POKED A LEP!!!!!"
(8 was funny, gotta tell that to my friend holly, she's 3/4 irish)
then yell
'HEY EVERYONE I POKED A LEP!!!!!"
(8 was funny, gotta tell that to my friend holly, she's 3/4 irish)
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12. Start singing Hamster Dance. Now change what little lyrics there are that are actual words to Haven related stuff.
13. Sing the Fowl Song! It's like the Gir Song, only Fowl-o-fied.
14. Start prattling on about Mulch Diggums/Doodah Day/some other con-turned-do-gooder. They'll just shoot you eventually to shut you up.
13. Sing the Fowl Song! It's like the Gir Song, only Fowl-o-fied.
14. Start prattling on about Mulch Diggums/Doodah Day/some other con-turned-do-gooder. They'll just shoot you eventually to shut you up.
I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.
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15. *squeal* Take me to Foaly, I'm his biggest fan!!
EDIT:// Ugh, sorry for that spelling error.
EDIT:// Ugh, sorry for that spelling error.
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16. *grab* I have you now! *shakes him above your head* Now I can go to NEVER LAND!
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17. Say 'In do belive in fairies! I do, I do!' Over and over again.
I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.
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18. Tie a rope around him and take him hostage. Then say: "Grant me my wishes or else I'll blast/hit you with my weapon.
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19: Give him a magic wand and forcibly make them wear a tutu. That would make anyone mad actually...
I’m not calling for a second chance,
I’m screaming at the top of my voice.
Give me reason, but don’t give me choice,
Because I’ll just make the same mistake again.