What not to say to an LEP officer
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Re: What not to say to an LEP officer
137) Hi there! Can you come help me? I think the easter bunny is being held captive by the big bad wolf. Of course, being imaginary, you have experiende with that, right?
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138. "Well, I do say. I'm not in Kansas anymore. I must have flown over the rainbow. Are you all Munchkins?"-leans down-
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You: Could you point me to the LEP HQ? I have some blackmailin-uh....sight seeing to do. *smiles evilly*
LEP Officer: *kills you*
(I know...horrible.)
LEP Officer: *kills you*
(I know...horrible.)
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140. A FAIRY? YOU HAVE MAGIC RiGHT?? I WANT TO SEE A VOCALOID IN REAL LIfE, PLEASE? PLEASE? PRETTY PLeASE????
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^ BRILLIANT!
Officer: WTD (What the D'Arvit) is a Vocaloid?
Officer: WTD (What the D'Arvit) is a Vocaloid?
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141. A Vocaloid is a singing software. You fairies can't POSSIBLY understand how awesome they are.
142. Don't you think that D'Arvit and Artemis sound similar?
(I really think you should never say Artemis in front of an LEP officer.)
(Is my counting wrong?)
142. Don't you think that D'Arvit and Artemis sound similar?
(I really think you should never say Artemis in front of an LEP officer.)
(Is my counting wrong?)
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143) Ohmygosh! That's where you were Grace! Mom was looking all over for you! I can't believe you can walk so quickly at your age. Oh, cool gun! Mind if I see? *Scoops them up like a toddler, removing gun from their grasp)
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144. YOU GET DA BEEEST O' BOTH WORRLDZZ...
*and then I get shot by multiple people*
*and then I get shot by multiple people*
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145. *Run around Haven with a camera and snap pictures of everything, cackling madly* I've got you now, tooth fairy! I'll find where you put the teeth! I'll find them! *evil laugh*
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146.
In my hands are two items.
One, is a cherry-flavored lollipop.
The other, is Cotton Candy.
Now, young one, choose wisely, for it will be the most important decision you will ever make.
...And no, you MAY NOT choose both.
In my hands are two items.
One, is a cherry-flavored lollipop.
The other, is Cotton Candy.
Now, young one, choose wisely, for it will be the most important decision you will ever make.
...And no, you MAY NOT choose both.
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147.me: "can you take me to Foaly PLEASE! -grabs LEP oficers leg- PLEASE! -starts beging-
LEP oficer: -fires gun in my face-
Me (while fainting) "OHhhh what you say ohh that you only ment well well of cource you did"
LEP oficer: -fires gun in my face-
Me (while fainting) "OHhhh what you say ohh that you only ment well well of cource you did"
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148. "You D'Arvitfer fourfouring cowpog! (means: you ****er plundering moron) You aren't shielded! I can seeeeee you!"
149. "Ooh, can you teach me Gnommish? The only Gnommish I know is an insult! Want to hear? D'Arvit!"
149. "Ooh, can you teach me Gnommish? The only Gnommish I know is an insult! Want to hear? D'Arvit!"
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Stars, in your multitudes - scarce to be counted, filling the darkness with order and light! You are the sentinels, silent and sure - keeping watch in the night, keeping watch in the night.
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150. "You aren't a mud man in disguise right? I mean, a short not very smart mud man in disguise. I bet you can't shield right now."
Lep officer *Shields, un-shields*
Lep officer *Shields, un-shields*
It's like Trouble, but with many a variation.
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151. oh i got pulled over for the fish? i thought it was because i am opal Koboi in disguise, here are the fish
do you not like me? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life
do you not like the fact that i am a big gamer? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life
do you not like butter? doesnt matter you dont know how awesome it is
do you not like anything about me? you only think im a kid who likes to annoy everyone i see, i have ADHD, dont blame me for my gift from god, ADHD lets me be happy in real life even though im hated there
do you not like the fact that i am a big gamer? doesnt matter, i face a lot more than you in real life
do you not like butter? doesnt matter you dont know how awesome it is
do you not like anything about me? you only think im a kid who likes to annoy everyone i see, i have ADHD, dont blame me for my gift from god, ADHD lets me be happy in real life even though im hated there